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| Only in the darkness can you see the stars. - Martin Luther King, Jr Hate is sadness wrapped in razors. - Aaron French Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. Be at peace with God, whatever you conceive him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its shame, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy. - Max Ehrmann Self improvement is masterbation. Self destruction is the answer. - Fight Club Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it. - Terry Pratchett If you don't think sin is fun, you haven't been committing the right sins. - Rev. Billy Graham Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood. Some people say I must be a horrible person. That's not true. I have the heart of a young boy. On my desk. - Stephen King I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory. - Apocalypse Now Life is a random lottery of meaningless tragedies and a series of near escapes. So, I sit here and I smoke my Camel straits. - Reality Bites I'd like to quit thinking of the present as some minor insignificant preamble to something else. - Dazed and Confused It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. - Gore Vidal What women do to each other is beyond description. No Chinese torture comes close. - Tori Amos Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective. - P.J. O'Rourke Memorize quotes. They're useful in ending and winning arguments. Then again, so are semi-automatic weapons. - Tony Detharidge You know the world is going to end when the best rapper is white and the best golfer is black. - Jay Leno Mr. Madison, what you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. - Billy Madison Fate is just what you call it when you don't know the name of the person screwing you over. - Malcolm in the Middle If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth. Invention is 93% perspiration, 6% inspiration, 3% electricity and 2% butterscotch ripple. - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Heroin - imagine the best orgasm you have ever had and multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it. - Trainspotting The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music. - The Cable Guy Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life. |
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