''Ole' Badgut was a swabee,
He'd wash the decks so clean,
& after he had finished up,
You'd swear the floors did gleam.
The captain,
Cap'n Breaknose,
Did wade in from ashore,
Dripping mud,
& other crud,
All o'er the nice clean floor.
Then Badgut he did come out,
At first he fair did swoon,
But then with a wail he grabbed a kitchen pail
& belted Breaknose 'alf way to the moon!''