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I know this girl that I like and I "think" she likes me, but I'm not really sure. Her last boyfriend dumped her because he thought that we were seeing each other so she might not like me anymore. What should I do? tell me quickly because I think she's losing intrest fast.

STARRY EYES.

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Dear Starry Eyes,

    So, let me see if I've got this down straight. You liked this girl. You think she liked you. But she had a boyfriend. But he thought she liked you. So he dumped her. So now you think she doesn't like you.

    Hmm.

    Well, since obviously you weren't the only one who thought this girl liked you, then there might possibly be something there. The problem is, do you think she liked you better than she liked her boyfriend? If so, then go for it. If not, then I don't think you're going to get over the resentment factor anytime soon.

    So, yeah.  This is one o' them situations where it really helps to know all parties involved, so I don't know how valuable this advice is to ya. Good luck, whichever way you decide.

- Felix


Dear Felix,

I have two fish that like to pretend to be dead just to make me mad. I've had bad luck with fish in the past, and when they float upside-down, it scares me. Should I punish them, or do they just want attention?

Sincerely, jaws fan

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  many licks does it take?  I must know...

Dear Jaws Fan,

    Make them watch Deep Blue Sea.  That'll learn 'em.

- Felix


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