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All About ME!!!

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the floating heads of death...

Gather 'round, my friends, gather 'round, and read a bit about me...

What is your full name?
Craig Ryan Lautenschlager

When is your birthday?
April 25, 1981

How many brothers and/or sisters do you have?
One sister, Amy.

What color(s) are your kitchen plates?
White, red around the rims. Not that I'm using them at the moment. =b

What's on your mouse pad?
The U.S. Coast Guard.

Favorite smell?
Chocolate chip cookies, a certain shampoo.

Least favorite smell?
Probably popcorn, if I still noticed it.

The first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
"How many times can I hit the snooze today?"

Favorite color?
Green.

Least favorite color?
Er... I don't think I have one.

How do you answer the phone?
"Hello?"

Future child's name?
No clue.

What is most important in life?
Finding something that makes you happy.

Favorite sounds?
Music, music, and more music.

Least favorite sounds?
Fire alarms.

Chocolate or vanilla?
Vanilla for ice-cream, chocolate for candy.

Do you like to drive fast?
Of course.

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Nope.

What type was your first car?
A Buick Century. (R.I.P.)

If you could see one person dead or alive, who would it be?
I think I'd go with someone alive. ~winky!~

Do you believe in the zodiac (horoscopes)?
No, but they're good for a laugh.

Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Only with a good veggie dip.

If you could have any job, what would it be?
Still deciding on that one, really.

If you could have any color hair, what color would it be?
Brown has always worked for me.

Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

Are you in love right now?
Bad question.

Do you have a significant other?
Not at the moment, no.

Is the glass half full or half empty?
Half empty at the moment, but depends on my wildly changing mood.

What are your favorite movies?
Almost Famous, Empire Records, Donnie Darko, Forrest Gump, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Carribean, The Princess Bride, Eternal Sunshine... I could probably go on for quite a while...

Do you type with your fingers on the correct keys?
Of course.

What's under your bed?
Dust bunnies the size of badgers.

What is your favorite number?
Forty-two, of course. Or seven.

Favorite sport to watch?
Football or hockey.

What is your single biggest fear?
Not figuring out what to do with my life.

Favorite TV shows?
Last one I watched with any semblance of regularity was The X-Files.

Ketchup or mustard?
Ketchup.

Hamburgers or hot dogs?
Yes.

Favorite soft drink?
Dr Pepper, Wild Cherry Pepsi.

What screen saver is on your computer?
My monitor turns itself off before any screen-saver can kick in.

Burger King or McDonald's?
McDonald's has better nuggets. They're great for the kids!

Where do you see yourself in ten years?
No bloody clue.

Do you smoke or drink alcohol?
Nope.

What kind of music do you like?
Rock, alternative, orchestral movie scores, and just a hint of weird Euro-techno-pop.

                                  - Craig

This is me. I'm such a rebel.

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