BOO!
Glad you slithered in!
Now that I have you in my web, I hope you have a hauntingly nice visit!
Watch out for the spooks and goblins...they're lurking everywhere!
Don't be too frightened.

 

Uh oh, you've stumbled into my graveyard!
Look out!

Grab hold of a ghost...they'll each
take you on a haunting journey!

 


 
 

 

Don't forget to come back, or I'll have
to send my assistant out to find you!

 

 

I love haunted houses...as long
as they're not haunted, hehe ;-)

 




 

 

 

There have been some memorable
one-liners in both television and film.

Who can forget Margaret Hamilton's
"I'll get you my pretty..." or Lurch's
groans from The Addams Family?

Download and listen to your favorites
here

 

 

Witch's Advice

 

  • Make time to get together with the
    girls and go out at night

  • Dance when you feel like it

  • Black looks good on EVERYONE

  • Get a Cat

  • Kick back and enjoy some brew
    every now and then

  • Don't ever let anyone tell you that
    you are too old for Halloween

 

 

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just a kid at heart.
And what do kids love? Games and fun stuff!


I carved this pumpkin at BillyBear4Kids.
Click on the pumpkin to carve your own!

Play Black Cat

Make a Monster

Another Monster Maker

Haunted Carnival

 

 

Need a nifty costume?
Make your own!

   

Baked Potato:

Stuff your clothes with pillows and wrap aluminum foil around yourself.  Wear a yellow cap (butter, of course).

   

Freak of Nature:

Put hair up and entangle leaves, vines, etc. Wear a green shirt with the words "Freak" on it, then glue more leaves and stuff all over yourself.

   

Pea Pod:

Wear a green sweat suit. Blow up a bunch of green balloons, and tape or safety-pin them to the front of you.

   

Proctologist:

Wear hospital greens and a stethoscope, smear chocolate pudding all over the front of yourself and let dry. Wear a nametag that says Dr. Ben Dover, Proctologist.  For added grossness, wear gloves with pudding on them and lick them in plain view.

   

Tampon:

Wear a red sweat suit with white sock cap that has about five pieces of white yarn braided and tied to the top.

 

 

Hungry? Just wanna gross out your friends?
I have some devilishly ghoulish recipes for you!
Bring your own barf bag...not for the weak!

My Halloween Recipes

 

 

 

This is Hecate, my adopted vampiress!
I've adopted many more Halloween ghouls, too!

My Halloween Adoptions

 

I entered a contest ~ "Me and My Monster"
Check out my entry and my award!  Yippee!!!  :)

Me and My Monster

 

 

Click here to see the not-so-spooky
Flash greeting I made!

(It's pretty pitiful...this was only my second attempt at Flash)

 

 

 

 

Best Witches and Happy Haunting to You!

Ya'll come back now, ya here?

 

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