The Kiss

On tHe HaNd- I aDoRe U
oN ThE ChEeK- JuSt FrIeNds
On tHe NeCk- i WaNt U
oN tHe LiPs- I LoVe U
On ThE EaR- JuSt JoKinG!
AnYwHeRe eLsE- DoN't GeT CaRrIeD AwAy!
LoOkiNg InTo YoUr EyEs- KisS Me
HaNdS oN tHe WaiSt- i LoVe U ToO MuCh tO LeT U gO
pLaYinG WiTh YoUr HaiR- I Can'T LivE WiThoUT U

 The Reason Why Chocolate Is Beta Then SeX
1. U CaN gEt ChOcoLaTe
2."If U LoVe mE, YoU'LL SwaLLoW ThAt" hAS ReaL MeaNinG wItH ChOcoLaTe
3.cHoCoLaTe SaTiSfiES eVeN WhEn iT hAs GoNe sOfT
4.U CaN SaFeLy hAvE ChoCoLaTe WhiLe DRiVinG
5.U cAn HaVe ChoCoLaTe iN fRonT oF YoUr MuM
6.tWo PeOpLe oF tHe SaMe SeX cAn HaVe ChoCoLatE tOgeThEr WiThOut BeinG CaLLeD NaSty
    nAmEs
7.U cAn HaVe ChoCoLatE iN pUbLic WiThOut UpSetTinG AnYoNe.
8.ChoCoLaTe DoEsN't GeT U PrEgNaNt
9.U cAn HaVe ChoCoLaTe AnYtiMe Of tHe MonTh
10. gOoD ChoCoLaTe Is EaSy tO FinD
11.YoU'rE NeVeR tOo YoUng oR oLd To HaVe ChoCoLate
12.wHeN U HaVe ChoCoLatE, iT DoEsN'T KeEp YoUr NeIgHbOuRs AwAke
13.wIth ChoCoLaTe SiZe dOeSn'T MaTtEr

What Is Love?
    Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and your voice caught within your chest?
                >>>>It isn't love, it's like.

    You can't keep your eyes or hands off of them, am I right?
                >>>>   It isn't love, it's lust.

    Are you proud, and eager to show them off?
              >>>>   It isn't love, it's luck

    Do you want them because you know they're there?
                 >>>>   It isn't love, it's loneliness.

    Are you there because it's what everyone wants?
                >>>>   It isn't love, it's loyalty.

    Does your heart ache and break when they're sad?
                  >>>>   Then it's love.

   Do you cry for their pain, even when they're strong?
                >>>>   Then it's love.

   Do their eyes see your true heart, and touch your soul so deeply it hurts?
                >>>>   Then it's love.

   Do you stay for their confessions of love, because you don't want to hurt them?
              >>>>   It isn't love, it's pity.

   Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand?
                 >>>>   It isn't love, it's unconfidence.

   Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a beat?
                 >>>>   It isn't love, it's infatuation.

   But do you stay because a blinding, incomprehensible mix of pain and elation  pulls you close and holds you?
                   >>>>   Then it's love.

   Do you pardon their faults because you care about them?
                 >>>>   It isn't love, it's friendship

   Do you accept their faults because they're a part of who they are?
                  >>>>   Then it's love.

   Do you tell them every day they are the only one you think of?
                      >>>>   It isn't love, it's a lie.

  Are you attracted to others, but stay with them faithfully without regret?
                    >>>>   Then it's love.

  Are you willing to give all of your favorite things for their sake?
                  >>>>>>It isn't love, it's charity.

   Would you give them your heart, your life, your death?
                      >>>>Then it's love.

Pick Up Lines

1. GUY- (checks female's shirt tag)Ah, just as i thought, made in heaven

2. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

3.  Did u just clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

4. Nice to meet you, I'm (your name)....and you are Gorgeous!

5. GIRL- Were you in boy scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot

6. GUY- hey baby, is your name Gillete? Cuz you are the best a man can get!

7. Baby, You're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business

8. GUY- Damn baby! If beauty were a crime, you'd be doing life

9. Excuse me, do you believe in Love at first sight or do i have to walk by you again?

10. I was sitting here holding my cigarette when I realized I'd rather be holding you.

11. GUY- You look like an angel... Welcome to Earth

12. GUY- Wanna dance? GIRL- Uh no. GUY- no? I'm sorry, I think you musta misunderstood, I said you look fat in those pants

13. GUY-Darling, I'd walk 3 miles over broken glass in bare feet to kiss the @$$ of the dog who pissed on the hubcap of the truck that took your panties to the cleaners

14. Your daddy must be a drug dealer cuz you are Dope!

15. GUY-(rings doorbell with rose in hand) I hope you don't  mind, i just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you really are.

16. Can i please have directions? Where to? To your HEART!

17. GUY-(Go up to a girl at a bar or dance & ask) "Do you want a f**k" (wait 4 a sec.) ...Ing drink"

18. GUY-You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think i'm cute

19. You're very easy on the eyes

20. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by  you

21.  There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't seem to take them off you

22. GUY- You are the reason why men fall in love

23. Was your father an alien? Cuz there's nothing else like you on Earth

24. If i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

25. GUY- Sorry, but you owe me a drink.. GIRL-Why?GUY- I looked at you and dropped mine

26. GUY- Your place or mine? GIRL- Both..you go 2  yours, and I'll go to mine

27. GUY- Baby, I'd go to the end of the world for you...GIRL- Yes, but would you stay there?

28. GUY- Hey baby, what's your sign? GIRL- Do NOT enter!

29. I  hope you know CPR cuz you just take my breath away

30. I've been waiting my whole life for someone like you

31. GUY- I think i can die happy now cuz I've just seen a piece of heaven

32. You look so sweet, you give me a toothache

33. GUY- I never knew barbie dolls came fully grown

34. GUY-I saw your picture today, in the dictionary next to the word "Beautiful"

35. So, you are the reason my insides are dancing

36. GUY-I feel like Richard Gere, Standing here next to you, the Pretty woman

37.  Your mum must be a rocket scientist, cuz Baby, You're da BOMB!

38. Your daddy must be a baker cuz You sure have a nice set of buns!

39. GUY- Is the sun shining brightly or am i just blinded by your beauty?

40.  I was, am and will be crazy about you

41. GUY-Gosh you're pretty

42.  You must be the real reason for global warming

43. Be unique and different...say yes

44. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

45. Pardon me, Is there a mirror in your pants? CUz i keep seeing myself in them

46. GUY- Do you have 40cents? Too bad, cuz my mom said to call her when I found the girl o' my dreams

47. It's not the  heat, it's not the humidity, it's you

48. GUY- I bet you can't wait 'til tomorrow, cuz you just get more and more beautiful everyday