You Know You're Asian When.....

1. Your mother has a short-haried, curly perm. This one's true for me... 2. Your dad is some sort of engineer. Uh, does Karate Instructor fit in this cataegory? 3. Your parents still try to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15. Nope, they never brought me anywhere where there was an admission price. 4.You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing. True. 5. You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry. Actually, it's 25 lbs. 6. You shop 99 Ranch. Never heard of the place. What is it? 7. Everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from. Actually, most of Asia was probably derived from China so technically those ignorami are correct. 8. You've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life. Yeah, I did it to myself though, not my momm's fault. I will never show you those pictures!! 9. Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids. All the time. So, I compare them to my friends' parents. "You know, so and so's parents have a Lexus and let's their beloved child drive it all the time.." 10. You've had to sit through karaoke videos with scantily clad, ugly Asian women attempting to dance and walk around a temple, forest or library. Yeah, but they were MY Karaoke disks.

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