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Ok You GUys Here Are Some Awaymessages I Made Up And Some THat I Got Off Diffrent Sites.
(1) Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoe.
(2) Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
(3) If you want to know where I am call a psychic! If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a message!
(4) I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
(5) Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for YOUR SCREEN NAME , your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me.
(6) How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
(7) Don't Forget To Come Back To The Site Want To Be Added On Friends Just Tell Me
I'm not talented enough to type and pick my nose at the same time.
Only fools leave away messages.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Which of the three are you?
If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
>Don't Fear Dzenis Is Here<
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| updates/news - posted by Dz3n|5 TV Away Messages |
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Ok You GUys Here Are Some Awaymessages I Made Up And Some THat I Got Off Diffrent Sites.
(8) My eyes are glued to the tube, but after I unpeel them, I'll be back.
(9) Sorry, something more interesting than you is on television right now.
(10) I'm rotting in front of the television.
(11) Don't go away! I'll be right back at the next commercial break.
(12) Let me be. I'm with the TV.
(13) Shhhh... I'm watching a movie.
>Don't Fear Dzenis Is Here<
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| updates/news - posted by Dz3n|5 Food Away Messages |
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Ok You GUys Here Are Some Awaymessages I Made Up And Some THat I Got Off Diffrent Sites.
(14) Food makes life mmmmm mmmmm better!
(15) I'm getting my tummy refill right now, I will be back when it is full.
(16) Transitive Property of Food:
Me = Human
Human = Eat Food
Me = Eat Food
(17) I'm away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. if your smart, you'll figure out which one it is.
(18) I'm single-handily trying to free the world of hunger, starting with myself.
(19) Filling my tummy with something very yummy.
(20) A is for alchole B is for beer for one of those resons i am not here.
>Don't Fear Dzenis Is Here<
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