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Amanda: I've had a recurring dream, but I only had it once.

Charma: I hate men! *turning to me* Not you, 'cause you're not a man.
Me: Er, thanks.
Charma: Heh, just thought I'd help you with that.
Me: Yeh ... I was havin' trouble working it out.

Charma: I might eat this exam in the apple, actually.

CD (MSN, but it was STILL funny...!): *luffs the Sariface*

(Probably only funny if you're familiar with the lyrics to Nightwish's "Dead Boy's Poem"...)
Sari (MSN name reading:): "Sing what you can't say, forget what you can't play, hasten to drown into beautiful eyes"
CD (finishing off the lyrics for me): "...Walk within my pantry, this dying music, my love-letter to nobody"

(after putting Shire-style plaits into the manes of the carriage horses)
Dave: They'll be prancing into the yard going "Ooh hello darlings! Hello you big black funeral bastards! You don't get to wear flowers in your hair, do you? No! You just carry dead people around all day!"

Dave: We're going to live in a dream land where horses wear flowers in their hair and ice cream van music plays aaaall day long...

Debs (looking at the "Stop" button on the bus): Sara ... it's looking at me...

Me: I'm going to eat my head!
Debs: Uh-oh ... perverted mind
Me: What?? What was wrong with that??
Debs: "I'm going to eat my head!" ... read that as if I were a male
Me: ... (later) I'm so bored I could eat someone else's head.

Kate: But not Queensland. Queensland can go to hell.

Katie: I'm such a man-ho...

Kenyon: Stop poking me!
Lizzie: I can't! I'm too proud of myself!

Lizzie (while I'm on the phone to Rob): SHE LIKES UNICORNS Y'KNOW!

Loz: I could be a maths teacher. Except I don't know what I'm talking about.

Loz (to me): Don't ever look at me like that again or I'll have to stake you.

Loz: What...? What? WHAT? WHAAAT??!!

Loz: Git oot, Satan!

Loz: O.O Something's happened!

Loz (after several minutes of silence): Fireeee!

Loz: Johnny-lover!

Loz: Rob? Rob?? Sara is that Rob? WHY IS ROB IN THE GIRL'S TOILETS?

Loz (to Rob): That's just wrong. You wronger!

Me: *glances down at the alcohol spilt on her skirt*
Loz: Haha! That came out of my gob!

Loz / Me: Fucking goddamn Jap bitch!

Me: I'M NOT GOING TO GROPE YOU AGAIN!
Loz: Yeh, "again" being the opportune word here.
Me: *obnoxiousely loud, drunken laughter*
Loz: You lesbian!

Loz: 'Cause he dances like a what...?
Me: Like a girl!! XD

Me: Right. I'll take your ... take your what for it? What's the word? o.O
Loz: ...Word?

Loz: I want to get my lip peirced!
Me: I want to get my lip peirced!
Rob (in high, girly voice :P): ...I want to get my lip peirced!

Me: *waving cobweb sleeves around* Ooh kinky! Look I could whip you with these!
Loz: Yeh you wish.
Me: Rrow, you know I do Lozza...
Loz: I'll tell Rob!!

Miss Hill: Exactly! Will doesn't have his out whereas yours is constantly out! (she was, in fact, talkin' about MP3 players ... but as no one was payin' attention, this was all we got)

Me (watching Mo lead Argyll up the yard at -5mph): I see he's breaking the sound barrier, then?
Mo: Oh yes. He goes so fast you don't even see him moving!

(this was actually part of a text conversation, but it cracked me up ... almost literally, with the state of my ribs at the time :P)
Richard: ...And see how you're getting on?
Me: Better, but I seem to have picked up a bug as well so it's all fun.
Richard: I dunno, you're falling to bits. :-P
Me: Yeh ... but then I'd be many mini-me's.
Richard: Lol. You could keep one as a pet! :-P

Ah ... this isn't a quote, but I get hysterics every time I think of it. Richard and I were havin' hot chocolate, and argueing about my crappy drawings. Then he gave me the WEIRDEST look ever when I said I could draw better than a monkey, causing me to laugh hysterically and almost spit my drink out. That would have gone down well in the café. Yeh, I guess you had to be there and be me. Leave me alone, I'm happy.

Rob: ...I don't know where the fuck I am.

Rob: And I'll be all like BLEH BLEH BLEEEH!

Rob: Fuck off. I mean no offence or anything.

Rob: Control your cunt! (I swear this isn't as wrong as it sounds... XD It's what happens when you've drunk several pints of cider and are surrounded by cannabis fumes, apparantly o.O)

Rob: Me? I wouldn't harm a fly. *swipes at fly* Fuck off you stupid fly!!

Rob (drunk): Fuck them! I'm all that matters!

Rob (he was talking about double decker buses, btw, before you get any funny ideas): It's nice on top, because then you feel all big and powerful!

Rob: You know what I was thinking half-way through my Media exam? I really like the number five.

(During a ghost discussion, and people taking the piss because I said I'd seen a dog once - obviousely, I meant a dog ghost :P)
Rob: Was it a mushroom?

Rob: Bad Emo! Naughty little Emo. Go and sit in a dark room.

Rob's "love muscle" quote. Ask no more. XD

As he predicted, I can't remember all the quotes that went into this conversation; but all I need to say is that Rob was giving me a detailed description of exactly how one would go about "Raping and Pillaging" a field, and that's all you need to know frankly. :P

(I don't usually put my quotes up 'cause they're kinda pointless, but Loz made me with this one. Lol)
Sari: ...FUCKING WANKERISH BASTARDS FUCKING WANKER FUCKS oh I spoke to Rob this morning, so I'm happy.