Funny Crap
"I think you will be able
to pick up the chorus.. it goes something like this.. I wish you
were dead.. I wish you were dead.. I wish you were dead..."
-- Matt Pope, thee singer from a
reeeeallly cool up-and-coming band, Vatikan City Rebels,
about their song "I Wish You Were Dead"
"No, it's a fucking
England rugby shirt."
-- Dani Filth (after bein' asked on a radio
program whether his white T-shirt had Bon Jovi on it)
"Basically it's me being gay and the
rest of the guys being even more gay by trying to be metal."
-- Ville Valo, speaking about the
forthcoming HIM album
"Listen, I've got to go eat a
burger."
-- George Bush, after discussing the
ceasefire in Northern Ireland
"Barn door. The Rasmus. A cow's arse
(if you're armed with a banjo). All these things are famousely
easy targets"
-- from the Kerrang! Yearbook '04 (The
Rasmus were bottled offstage at Reading, for those who don't
know. Much as I love the group, I thought this quite was amusin'
^-^)
Thought Provoking Crap
Unbelievers, I do not serve what you
worship, nor do you serve what I worship. I shall never serve
what you worship, nor will you ever serve what I worship. You
have your own religion, and I have mine.
-- The Koran
Speak little, listen much.
True in love ever be, Lest thy lover's false to thee.
An ye harm none, do what ye will.
-- lines from The Wiccan Rede
"My friend, did you not call out to
me? Why did I wake up? Did you not touch me? Why am I so
disturbed? Did a god pass by? Why are my muscles trembling?"
-- Gilgamesh to Enkidu in the Epic of Gilgamesh.
I love the quote anyway, but what's amusing is this
scene is repeated again ... and again ... and again ... I'm
amazed Enkidu doesn't lose patience by the end of it. "NO!
Noooo! Shut up! You're dreaming! AGAIN!"
"What's grotesque? What I
make up in my head or what's going on in the real world?"
-- Marilyn Manson
"I think there are strong
links between people who have been abused in the past, and a
kindness between hurt, broken people. They take care of each
other."
-- Lukas Moodysson
"Hecate is in every one
of us," said Martha.
-- from The Sadness of Witches, by Janice
Elliott
"Those who dream by day
are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only at
night."
-- Edgar Allen Poe