"ganesh book of sas records"

things that will remind u of the year 2000....records of 2ooo.

records

1.     cheating death::two of our batch members.......names(classified), spent the entire night above the shit pot...o course with a covering(matress) on it...sleeping, eating  and studying ......and they lived to tell bout their adventure the next morning.

2.     verma's magic jacket:: amit verma possessed a jacket that today, science would be  really  proud of. a jacket handy at alltimes..........warm...cozy and also useful. the jacket had bout 10 pockets...and he could fit about 20 things in it....anything ....such as torches,alarm clocks, flasks, his over sized batteries,mug,,spoon, his glasses' cover,coffee, sugar cubes, bournvita,other eatables,tooth brush, tooth paste,soap dish, water bottle....etc etc...one wouldn't be surprised if he could fit an entire stove in it.

3.     2000 volley ball team:: the 2000 volleyball team was indeed a draw back of the school......... that's what everyone told and commented bout the team. the reason was there was a whole bunch of freshers in the team...the entire team  had never played a real tournament before..some had not even played volleyball. but the team shocked everyone..........no no they never won.....they played 2 games but lost both of them....they shocked everyone in darj cuz everybody there thought them to be really good and put them in the hardest pool with the best teams.......they shocked their coach cuz they won of one set in one of the matches......and they shocked everyone in hostel ..cuz they arrived a   day later even after losing all their matches.

4.      2000 foot ball team:: never in the history of " the late bishop Eric Benjamin" football tournament had sas not reached the finals ............but the team of 2000, lead by cap(evan) changed history by being the first team not reaching the finals ..moreover losing their first match itself with rockvale academy.

5.       bones or iron????:: prem anand kujur the fastest man in sas is one  unique person.....captain of the cricket team and a great goal scorer.well he used to shock us all the times with his goals...but this time he shocked us the most....once while being chased by a friend.....he accidently or intentionally ...that is not  known jumped out of the T.T. court, that is about 15 meters above the ground level...first floor to be exact.......and reached safely down not breaking a single bone. 

6.       night business:: from the year 1998.....well maybe even before that......things started disappearing from the father's refectory.......well not just things .......cartoons of wai wai......fruits.....bowls of chicken....dozens of loafs.....well the entire dinner of  the father's itself started to evanesce......in a night's interval......nobody found out about this for more than a year.....the thieves had their fun..no doubt...........who were the thieves????hey couldn't u figure it out.....it was us .....the hostel guys.....hey the damn priests give us fuckin food to eat and they themselves feast on the bada khana..........so shy should'nt we take what we deserve huh??well we had all the fun.... we used to call it the raids....and the time  used to prowl in was at 2 or 3 in the morning with torch lights climbing from balcony to balcony......although most of the raids were a success and we guys feasted for about a year and a half without getting caught.....all these came to an end when 2 groups were caught red handed in the year 1998 and 2000.......but mind u the hungry people never  gave up and still putting risks aside took to the death kitchen and stole what they deserved.

7.      sas's greatest bunkings in the hostel:: sunday.......a day that always take the smiles away from every sasonians face.....the most boring day of the week....even though a holiday...the guys wished it never came. but then something that always made sunday nice was that the wardens kinda acted as their day out and was never seen in the premises most probably...they would be on in their rooms having a gala time  jamming up with their local jonnie walker and  videos...which opened the gates for us guys to see the face of papu dairy or even town. such one sunday various groups planned to go to town.....well these were separate groups and nobody knew about anyones whereabouts...so the groups took to the roads and then waited below the convent gate for a hired car......being a sunday it was difficult to get one.....some of the guys also took the other paths and waited below the philomena gate....as time went by  both the gates were being swarmed by sas hostel guys.......yet no car......just then the guys in the convent gate heard a soft sound of a heavy engine comin their way.....as they look what they see is totally bizarre......they see a bus.....and inside it's filled with sas guys and on the conductors place is pemba doing the honors..... when the guys got in it was like the guys who bunked from hostel were goin on a picnic.....there were about 50 of them who bunked......and i tell u that's the highest number of guys who bunked hostel ever in the history of sas...............conclusion..........the guys got caught ......everyone of them .....cuz the entire hotel seemed deserted.....during that time.

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