| Shopping/Mall Walking through "Consumer Wonderland." Have you ever felt the joy of investing your money knowing you will be gaining more in the long run? I haven't and that's why I'm spending it now. I needed some new clothes. The ones that I bought last week are out of style so I've gone shopping for new clothes. $hopping! I'm on a shopping spree with my dad's credit cards. My name is YOUR NAME HERE and I am a shopaholic I'm blowing my hard earned money at the moment. Well, it's not exactly my hard earned money, it's my parents. I'm out spending money on stuff I don't need. I'm going to shop until I drop... or get kicked out of the mall. I'm at the mall buying a new outfit to look good for you. I'm not here right now, but any donations to YOUR NAME's Shoppin Fund will be greatly appreciated! I'm at a store buying things I cannot afford. If the creditors call, I'm not home. If you are a creditor, that was just code for: I'm hard at work making money to pay you back. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'd rather be shopping than talk to you. I don't mean to spend all my time at the mall, I just spend all my money there. I'm off to rescue all the poor unfortunate items in the mall. I am not here right now. I thought that my credit card needed a work out. I'm training for my Black Belt in shopping. Out spending money I don't have on things I don't need. Having no cash won't stop me from going shopping. I always carry my credit cards for backup. Shopping really is great. You exercise your legs and your credit cards. There's no better way to spend the day. At the mall giving the clothes in need a home. In the winter, spring, summer, and fall, you'll find me at the mall. Whoever said "Money can't buy happiness," hasn't been shopping at the right malls. I'm at the mall shopping and having a ball so if you need any thing just give me a call. Maxing out my credit card. |