'Things To Do In The Public Bathroom` Heres some funny things you can do to people in Public Bathrooms, such as bathrooms at work or school. 1. Stick your open palm under the stall door and ask your neighbor if you an borrow a highlighter. 2. Say, "Uh-oh. I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Darn, this waters cold" 5. Say, "Hmmmm.....I never seen that color before" 6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly. 7. Say, "How did that get there." 8. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus" 9. Say, "Interesting. More floaters than sinkers" 10. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops! Can you kick that back over to me?" 11. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. What am I gonna do now?" 12. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so that you can see your neighbor's face and say, "Peek-a-boo!" 13. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free!" 14. When your sitting on the toilet, do ooo's and ahh's really loud. Then sigh. 15. Say, "wow, o my, that felt really good!" 16. Clog up the toilet or sink with towels and/or toilet paper. If you are clogging up the sink, leave the water running. 17. When you did #2, dont flush the toilet! 18. Fog up the mirror with your breath, then write a cryptic message on it. Come back an hour later to see if it is stilll there. If it is, write something else, if not, rewrite it. 19. Leave signs on all the stall doors that say "out of order" or "please do not disturb" and lock all the doors. This will drive people crazy. 20. Switch the men and woman signs. The woman will walk into the mens bathroom and see the mens stalls, and the men would have no where to pee. 21. If the bathroom line is long, and it is your turn get a cup and scoop up toilet water and poor it back in over and over. As your doing it do ooos, and ahhs. This will drive people crazy. 22. If the bathroom line is long, dress up like a custodion, and tell people to move to a different toilet, because you have to clean there do to someone throwing up. Say it as soon as they pull their pants down and sit on the toilet. 23. Pull paper towels out of the dispencer, and throw them everywhere. Use them as streamers and decorate the bathroom. When someone walks in tell them "Hey, your early to the party," or something like that. 24. Put the trash can for the paper towels in one of the stalls. 25. Leave a hairball in the toilet then put an out of order sign on the stall door. Come in dressed as a custodeon as did in 22 and go to that stall. Say loudly, aww no wonder this toilet is broken, someone has been shedding their pubic hairs again. |