Things To In Burger King

Hungry? The next time you go to Burger King, Try These!!

1. Go with a friend, sit on opposite sides of the restaurant and carry on a conversation.

2. Ask for breakfast at noon. When they say breakfast is over, fall to the floor, curl into the fetal position and cry like a baby.

3. Ride through the drive-thru on a horse.

4. Get a burger with no pickles, make it very clear that you do NOT want pickles. When you start eating the burger, scream, "WHERE ARE MY PICKLES?" Demand to speak to those cartoon kids.

5. Scream your order to the unsuspecting counter person.

6. Order a gordita.

7. Show up with a group of 100 people, not calling first.

8. Sing your order opera style when going throught the drive-thru.

9. Pretend you are blind. Randomly run into people/things. (Don't forget your dog)

10. Dress in your Sunday best. Eat like a slob.

11. Order a soda. When they hand it to you, immediatley proceed to dump it over your head. Walk out quickly.

12. Place your order, pay and walk out without taking the food.

13. Dump hot coffee on yourself and laugh uncontrollably.

14. Pay for your meal in pennies.

15. Place your order in whatever language you can speak (other than English)

16. Pay for one # 5 meal with a credit card.

17. Ask to speak to Ronald McDonald.