Chocolate, oh Chocolate!!

Chocolate is a Vegetable: chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. thus, chocolate is a vegetable!! ~~~~~~ To go one step farther, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food!! ~~~~~~ Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries , all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want!!

~NKZ NCZ~ NO eating my chocolate zone!

If You have melted chocolate all over Your hands, Your eating it too slow!!

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store, in a hot car? The solution: eat it in the parking lot!!

If i eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?

Chocolates have many preservatives. Preservatives make You look younger!!

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top panty-hose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can You?

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place! Now, isn't that handy??

Remember: "Stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts"!!

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less!!

Put "eat chocolate" (not mine) at the top of Your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done!!

P.S. any suggestions for new hiding spots? Someone keeps finding my secret stash of chocolate!!               satin_ocean

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updated March 5, 2004 satin_ocean