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March 06
03.21.06 Because otherwise
03.11.06 Aw, Does it Hurt?

February 06
01.21.06 Wrinkle in the Water
01.21.06 The Great Pretender

January 06
01.21.06 I've Got a Long Way to Go
01.01.06 I'm So Responsible I Can't Even Take It

December 05
12.29.05 Jumping the Shark
12.15.05 Kitty, I have a future
12.09.05 He's not a tame lion
12.06.05 What happened at the front door
12.04.05 Further up and Further in!
12.01.05 It's Kind of Sweet

November 05
didn't write shit.

October 05
10.30.05 The Dream I Slept Twelve Hours For
10.29.05 La Narración que Ha Ocurrido en Mi Cerebro #7
10.19.05 One-shot
10.10.05 Secret without a postcard
10.07.05 Shut up

September 05
09.26.05 How Do You People Exist
09.18.05 Wilts
09.16.05 Otherwise when we’re gone in a year, you’ll have nobody
09.10.05 Good Grief
09.02.05 You've Really Let Yourself Go

August 05
08.26.05 Zero Sense
08.07.05 Celestial Seasonings' Madagascar Vanilla Red Tea
08.04.05 Orinar
08.04.05 The Reality TV Show that Just Occurred in My Head
08.01.05 What Dad Said When He Woke up and Saw Family Guy On the TV

July 05
07.26.05 One Just Flew into my Pants
07.25.05 Indeed
07.20.05 An Email from my Mother That, Had It Been Relayed Orally, Would Have Raised a Cause for Concern
07.04.05 Properly Named

June 05
06.28.05 Things Are Looking up for the Griffins!!!
06.24.05 Everyone's Personal Project
06.22.05 Jesus is Lost
06.18.05 Oh Yes, We Are
06.10.05 Katie, Me, Natalie, and Katie Again
06.08.05 Tom Cruise Must Hate Me
06.05.05 The Narration that Just Occurred in my Head #6

May 05
05.27.05 It Burns Us
05.27.05 Out with It, Already
05.25.05 If I Don't Throw up Soon I Don't Know What
05.19.05 You Haven't Got Me Doing Anything
05.17.05 They Lord Works in Mysterious Ways
05.10.05 You Didn't Think I'd Do It
05.03.05 Bloody Masochistic Fuck
05.01.05 Closing Night

April 05
04.21.05 Four
04.15.05 Greater Tuna
04.14.05 Fish.Feel.Pain.
04.09.05 The Start of Better Days
04.03.05 I Love Pope
04.02.05 The Narration that Just Occurred in my Head #5
04.01.05 A List of Movies Steph and I Attempted to Make

March 05
03.30.05 The World Will See
03.23.05 Shaboyban
03.21.05 Spring is my Very Favorite Season
03.18.05 I Missed 11:11 by a Minute So Now All My Wishes Won't Come True
03.18.05 You Can Do What You Want to Whenever You Want to
03.17.05 I'm Afeared!
03.15.05 Or Any Situation Where I'm Better Off Than Dead
03.14.05 The Narration that Just Occurred In My Head #4
03.14.05 From Weekend to Weekend
03.13.05 The Narration that Just Occurred In My Head #3
03.12.05 Holiday from Real
03.12.05 Hero Complex
03.08.05 I Can Deal with Some Psychic Pain if It'll Slow Down my Higher Brain
03.06.05 I Know the Sum and Substance of my Evil
03.01.05 Some Pretty Bomb Conversations I Had Today
03.01.05 This Day in History

February 05
02.26.05 Integrity and Honesty Will Prevail Tonight
02.26.05 Birdland
02.25.05 Cripes
02.20.05 Profundity is Everywhere
02.19.05 Entice Her with Vomit
02.17.05 Claddagh
02.15.05 The Rules of the Commune, by WingKatie y Yo
02.13.05 Love
02.09.05 Just Give Me a Couple Seconds
02.03.05 The Only Maker I Want to Meet

January 05
01.26.05 Top Ten Reasons Why I Love Katie Kerr
01.26.05 Vacation
01.25.05 I Hate Loss So Much
01.24.05 It Is Okay Because I Don't Really Mean It
01.23.05 All I'm Losing Is Me
01.23.05 I Saw Diagon Alley but Didn't Go Inside
01.20.05 The Narration that Just Occurred in My Hands
01.20.05 You're Diseased
01.13.05 It Is Better with the Grammar the Way It Is
01.12.05 I Am Happy That I Am Michael Ian Black
01.09.05 Idealistic Future
01.02.05 Feliz Ano

December 04
12.30.04 So This Is the New Year, and I Don't Feel Any Different
12.27.04 Conscientious
12.25.04 Notable Notes
12.16.04 Pinocchio
12.16.04 The Narration That Just Occurred in His Head
12.12.04 We Should Be Honoring Chris, But...
12.12.04 Biblical Humor Episode III: Holier Than Thou
12.08.04 Ender
12.07.04 '06
12.06.04 Sprinkles
12.01.04 Oh How Mysterious

November 04
11.27.04 For My American Lit. Class, Which I Hate
11.26.04 Beautiful
11.25.04 It Just Is
11.22.04 You're Turning into Your Grandma, I Hope You Know
11.05.04 The Narration that Just Occurred in My Head #2
11.04.04 It Is the Only Word That Matters
11.03.04 I'm Selling People Things They Don't Want

October 04
10.31.04 The Big Five-One-Two
10.26.04 Confirmation
10.21.04 This Is One Boring Ass Schedule
10.18.04 I Better Stop Now Before I Start Crying
10.16.04 This Is Not Funny to You
10.13.04 These are the Smells I Smelled Today
10.09.04 What Was I Supposed to Say?
10.09.04 The Parting of the Ways
10.07.04 Gun It

September 04
09.30.04 Act One, Scene I
09.28.04 My Cat Is Dead
09.28.04 To Hell With You And All Your Friends
09.17.04 A Letter I've Been Meaning To Send
09.16.04 Lost
09.13.04 I Hate Your Titles
09.07.04 I Love Your Titles

August 04
08.27.04 Breakfast Of Champions
08.26.04 Apparently Only At My House
08.22.04 The Narration That Just Occurred In My Head
08.15.04 Hot Java Jam
08.13.04 I Guess I Can't Wait
08.11.04 Halloween Hobgoblin
08.06.04 I Am Terrified And I Don't Know Why

July 04
07.19.04 I Guess I Got A Thing With Birds
07.09.04 According To My Keychain, Griffin Means "I Shall Conquer"
07.08.04 I'm Out There, Jerry, And I'm Loving Every Minute Of It
07.05.04 Happy Fifth, Bitches
07.02.04 Not To Mention I Have A Few Grey Hairs

June 04
06.25.04 HP4
06.24.04 Git Mornink
06.24.04 An End To All Mindfulness
06.23.04 The Namer
06.17.04 I Have Not Edited This Image At All
06.17.04 Nuevo

old archive
5.17.04 what am i supposed to call this.
4.30.04 title
4.23.04 rhetoric
4.22.04 El Corazón
4.08.04 There's Just Something About Telling You You're Not Clever
3.30.04 This Is Not A Blast From The Past
3.10.04 A Modest List Of Insecurities
2.19.04 The Hornets On My Door
2.05.04 Pete The Beat
1.27.04 < Hilary Duff 3
1.09.04 I Have Been Here Before, In Another Life
1.09.04 The Year In Review
12.23.03 Red Yellow Blue
12.23.03 I'm Sorry This Is Not Longer
12.09.03 mrfuahgoria;jg
12.01.03 I Should Think That One Would Pick White Lights Over Colored
11.14.03 I'm The One Who's Wrong. I'm The One Who Cries.
10.19.03 Christmas, Spice, and My Cub Scout
10.08.03 If You Could Hold Your Tongue Long Enough, You'd See That All I Am Is Love
9.25.03 She Told Us About The Negative People
9.20.03 And Yet, As Brief As They Were
9.11.03 It Lasts Forever
8.16.03 And You Know, It's Not So Easy When You're All Alone
8.05.03 Here's To You, My Best Friend
7.26.03 That Muffin Will Be The End Of Us All
7.17.03 Up Swing Down Fricking Press
6.30.03 I Thought Some Daisies Would Cheer You Up
6.08.03 I'd Sleep But There's A Dead Rabbit Under My Bed
5.31.03 Whatever, I'm Mediocre, I Don't Care Anymore
5.14.03 Summer Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
4.21.03 I Feel Like My Life Comes Straight From Still Waters
3.23.03 Oh, Just Things In General
2.05.03 I Hate You, You Miserable Cycle
1.17.03 New Years Resolutions
12.03.02 My Addiction
11.24.02 Cozy Haven
10.28.02 Oh Right. Buy Me Stuff.
10.13.02 Missing
10.01.02 The Effects Of Medicine
9.26.02 Student Government
9.10.02 Ninjas Make The World Go Round
9.03.02 I Could Not Think Of A Title Because This Is Useless
8.25.02 I Love My Mommy
8.20.02 I Will Wear Whatever Pants I Want!
8.13.02 True Life: It Sucks
8.06.02 Why Am I Back Here?
8.04.02 And I Don't Want The World To See Me
7.31.02 Pop-up Ads
7.23.02 I LOVE How I'm Perfect!
7.23.02 Reoccurance
7.16.02 Live Journals? Dead Journals? Since When?
7.15.02 Creative Gourmet
6.29.02 It's All My Fault
6.21.02 I Haven't Done This In A While
6.20.02 I Want A Fucking Dog, And That's That
6.20.02 Jobs Suck
6.17.02 Biting Back
6.13.02 Awards
6.09.02 Let's Hear It For Apples!!
6.01.02 Lifetime
5.26.02 Chicken Run
5.19.02 Biblical Humor Episode II : The Lector Strikes Back
5.16.02 Death
5.12.02 I <3 SmarterChild
5.09.02 Personality Tests
5.05.02 You Can Thank Your Lack of Feedback for this Shit
4.30.02 Flip Out
4.27.02 Klutz
4.25.02 Guitar Distress
4.19.02 Formal Wear
4.15.02 I Feel So, Episode 2
4.15.02 I Feel So
4.13.02 Jackass
4.12.02 God Bless <-- Backspace
4.05.02 I'm Not Mad, I'm Deprived
3.31.02 Eggs
3.30.02 Bunny...
3.29.02 Secrets
3.29.02 A Few Beautiful Minds
3.23.02 Kids Suck
3.19.02 Get A Job
3.16.02 Avoidance
3.06.02 Bathrooms RULE
3.05.02 "Good Morning Molly"
2.28.02 Happy Birthday To Me...
2.26.02 Shin Splints My Ass
2.19.02 Get It Through Your Head - You're Not Funny
2.17.02 Biblical Humor