| PLAYOFF HONORS | Measure | - | Value | - | Player/Team | |||
| League Champion | Most Points By Team, Championship Game | - | 83 | - | Skies | |||
| First Loser | Fewest Points By Team, Championship Game | - | 55 | - | Ike | |||
| Playoff MVP | Most Points, Individual, Postseason | - | 67 | - | Clinton Portis, Ike | |||
| Championship MVP | Most Points, Individual, Championship Game | - | 25 | - | Kevan Barlow, Skies | |||
| Most Points, Playoff Game | Most Points, Playoff Game | - | 134.5 | - | Ike, Week 14 | |||
| Most Points By Team, Postseason | Most Points By Team, Postseason | - | 302.5 | - | Ike | |||
| Most Combined Points, Playoff Game | Most Combined Points, Playoff Game | - | 206 | - | Skies 121, Manglers 85, Week 15 | |||
| Most Combined Points, Championship Game | Most Combined Points, Championship Game | - | 138 | - | Skies 83, Ike 55 | |||
| Most QB Points, Playoff Game | Most QB Points, Playoff Game | - | 29 | - | Trent Green, Skies, Week 15 | |||
| Most RB Points, Playoff Game | Most RB Points, Playoff Game | - | 46 | - | Clinton Portis, Ike, Week 14 | |||
| Most WR Points, Playoff Game | Most WR Points, Playoff Game | - | 32 | - | Joe Horn, Ike, Week 15 | |||
| Most TE Points, Playoff Game | Most TE Points, Playoff Game | - | 18 | - | Tony Gonzalez, USA, Week 15 | |||
| Most Flex Points, Playoff Game | Most Flex Points, Playoff Game | - | 57 | - | Ike, Week 15 | |||
| Most K Points, Playoff Game | Most K Points, Playoff Game | - | 15 | - | Jeff Wilkins, Manglers, Week 14 | |||
| Most Individual D Points, Playoff Game | Most Individual D Points, Playoff Game | - | 17 | - | Simeon Rice, Ike, Week 14 | |||
| Most Total D Points, Playoff Game | Most Total D Points, Playoff Game | - | 38 | - | USA, Week 14 | |||
| Most RB/WR/TE Points, Playoff Game | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Playoff Game | - | 85 | - | Ike, Week 15 | |||
| Biggest Blowout in Playoffs | Largest Margin of Victory, Playoff Game | - | 65.5 | - | Ike 134.5, Jets 69, Week 14 | |||
| Most QB Points, Championship Game | Most QB Points, Championship Game | - | 7 | - | Donovan McNabb, Ike | |||
| Most RB Points, Championship Game | Most RB Points, Championship Game | - | 25 | - | Kevan Barlow, Skies | |||
| Most WR Points, Championship Game | Most WR Points, Championship Game | - | 8 | - | Chad Johnson, Ike | |||
| Most TE Points, Championship Game | Most TE Points, Championship Game | - | 2 | - | Shannon Sharpe, Ike | |||
| Most Flex Points, Championship Game | Most Flex Points, Championship Game | - | 35 | - | Skies | |||
| Most K Points, Championship Game | Most K Points, Championship Game | - | 11 | - | Ryan Longwell, Skies | |||
| Most RB/WR/TE Points, Championship Game | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Championship Game | - | 47 | - | Skies | |||
| Most Individual D Points, Championship Game | Most Individual D Points, Championship Game | - | 11 | - | London Fletcher, Skies; Jason Taylor, Ike | |||
| Most Total D Points, Championship Game | Most Total D Points, Championship Game | - | 24 | - | Skies | |||
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| TEAM HONORS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Player/Team | ||
| Regular Season Champion | - | First Place | - | 11-2 | - | USA | ||
| Best Record | - | Best Record, Season | - | 11-2 | - | USA | ||
| Highest Scoring Team | - | Most Points, Season | - | 1153 | - | USA | ||
| Lights-Out Performance | - | Most Points, Game | - | 128.5 | - | Manglers, Week 13 | ||
| Monsters of the Superhighway | - | Most D Points, Season | - | 330 | - | Gators | ||
| League Bitch | - | Most Points Against, Season | - | 1151 | - | Gators | ||
| Lucky, Lucky Bastid | Fewest Points Against, Season | - | 892.5 | - | Ike | |||
| Steve Spurrier Award | - | Most QB Points, Season | - | 229 | - | Spuden | ||
| Ground Chuck Award | - | Most RB Points, Season | - | 343 | - | Jets | ||
| Stickum Award | - | Most WR Points, Season | - | 348 | - | USA | ||
| Dumpoff Award | - | Most TE Points, Season | - | 83 | - | USA | ||
| 6th Men Award | - | Most Flex Points, Season | - | 285 | - | Clovis | ||
| Crappiest Red Zone Offense | - | Most K Points, Season | - | 141 | - | Manglers | ||
| Skillz Award | - | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Game | - | 82 | - | T-Run, Week 2 | ||
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| DUBIOUS TEAM ACHIEVEMENTS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team | ||
| Loser | - | Worst Record, Season | - | 2-11 | - | Maestro | ||
| On The Clock | - | Last Place | - | 2-11 | - | Maestro | ||
| Strongest I-A Candidate | - | Fewest Points, Season | - | 736.5 | - | Maestro | ||
| Hangover Award | - | Lowest Score, Game | - | 31 | - | Maestro, Week 9 | ||
| No-Talent Assclowns | - | Fewest RB/WR/TE Points, Game | - | 12 | - | Reign, Week 3; Maestro, Week 6; Rebels, Week 8 | ||
| Tony Dungy Award | - | Fewest QB Points, Season | - | 75 | - | Maestro | ||
| George Siefert Award | - | Fewest RB Points, Season | - | 71 | - | Rebels | ||
| Stonehands Award | - | Fewest WR Points, Season | - | 79 | - | Spuden | ||
| What Tight End? | - | Fewest TE Points, Season | - | 16 | - | Sailors | ||
| Worst Depth | - | Fewest Flex Points, Season | - | 129 | - | Maestro | ||
| Wide Right | - | Fewest K Points, Season | - | 69 | - | Nancy | ||
| SMU Award | - | Fewest D Points, Season | - | 220.5 | - | Reign | ||
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| INDIVIDUAL HONORS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team | ||
| Most Valuable Player | - | Most Points, Season | - | 216 | - | Peyton Manning, Gators | ||
| Best Ass Kicker | - | Most Points By A Defensive Player, Season | - | 142.5 | - | Ray Lewis, USA | ||
| Best Game | - | Most Points By An Individual, Game | - | 46 | - | Peyton Manning, Gators, Week 4 | ||
| Biggest Steal | - | Round Picked Times Total Points Scored (Multiplied by 0.75 for Quarterbacks) by Offensive player | - | 1036 | - | Keenan McCardell, 74 points, Round 14 | ||
| Offensive Rookie of the Year | - | Most Points By An Offensive Rookie | - | 74 | - | Domanick Davis, Clovis | ||
| Defensive Rookie of the Year | - | Most Points By A Defensive Rookie | - | 74 | - | Nick Barnett, Skies | ||
| Who Pissed in Your Cheerios? | - | Most Points By A Defensive Player, Game | - | 27 | - | Andra Davis, Nancy | ||
| Dan Marino Award | - | Most Points By A QB, Season | - | 216 | - | Peyton Manning, Gators | ||
| Unconscious | - | Most Points By A QB, Game | - | 46 | - | Peyton Manning, Gators, Week 4 | ||
| Eric Dickerson Award | - | Most Points By A RB, Season | - | 203 | - | Priest Holmes, Nancy | ||
| Man on a Mission | - | Most Points By A RB, Game | - | 31 | - | Jamal Lewis, T-Run, Week 2 | ||
| Jerry Rice Award | - | Most Points by a WR, Season | - | 149 | - | Torry Holt, USA | ||
| VERY Wide Receiver | - | Most Points by a WR, Game | - | 29 | - | Derrick Mason, Sailors, Week 6; Randy Moss, Manglers, Week 4 | ||
| The Tightest End | - | Most Points by a TE, Season | - | 81 | - | Tony Gonzalez, USA | ||
| Best Use Of An End | - | Most Points by a TE, Game | - | 24 | - | Shannon Sharpe, Ike, Week 11 | ||
| Deadleg Award | - | Most Points By A K, Season | - | 130 | - | Jeff Wilkins, Manglers | ||
| The It Would Have Been Good From Another 5 Yards Out Award | - | Most Points By A K, Game | - | 19 | - | Jeff Chandler, Maestro, Week 1 | ||
| Put Me In, Coach | - | Most Points by a Flex Player, Game | - | 31 | - | Jamal Lewis, T-Run, Week 2 | ||
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| DUBIOUS INDIVIDUAL ACHIEVEMENTS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team | ||
| Ryan Leaf Award | - | Fewest Points by pick in first 2 rounds, at least 10 starts, Season | - | 29 | - | Jerry Rice, Round 2, Sailors, 10 Games | ||
| Gimp | - | Fewest Points by pick in first 2 rounds | - | 3 | - | Quincy Morgan, Round 2, Spuden | ||
| The You Got Knocked The Fuck Out! Award | - | Fewest Points, Game | - | -11 | - | Brian Griese, Ike, Week 10 | ||
| Best Paperweight | - | Most Games, 0 Or Fewer Points | - | 4 | - | Anthony Becht, Jets; Christian Fauria, Nancy; Billy Miller, Sailors/Manglers; Marcus Pollard, Maestro | ||