| Note: Unfortunately, in 2004, only stats for regular season weeks 1-7 were saved, and for the playoffs, only the score of the championship game was saved. Thus, some awards are incomplete (marked with an asterisk), or impossible to determine (labelled N/A). | ||||||||
| PLAYOFF HONORS | Measure | - | Value | - | Player/Team | |||
| League Champion | Most Points By Team, Championship Game | - | 114.14 | - | Spuden | |||
| First Loser | Fewest Points By Team, Championship Game | - | 104.96 | - | Skies | |||
| Playoff MVP | Most Points, Individual, Postseason | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Championship MVP | Most Points, Individual, Championship Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most Points, Playoff Game | Most Points, Playoff Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most Points By Team, Postseason | Most Points By Team, Postseason | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most Combined Points, Playoff Game | Most Combined Points, Playoff Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most Combined Points, Championship Game | Most Combined Points, Championship Game | - | 219.1 | - | Spuden 114.14, Skies 104.96 | |||
| Most QB Points, Playoff Game | Most QB Points, Playoff Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most RB Points, Playoff Game | Most RB Points, Playoff Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most WR Points, Playoff Game | Most WR Points, Playoff Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most TE Points, Playoff Game | Most TE Points, Playoff Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most Flex Points, Playoff Game | Most Flex Points, Playoff Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most K Points, Playoff Game | Most K Points, Playoff Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most Individual D Points, Playoff Game | Most Individual D Points, Playoff Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most Total D Points, Playoff Game | Most Total D Points, Playoff Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most RB/WR/TE Points, Playoff Game | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Playoff Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Biggest Blowout in Playoffs | Largest Margin of Victory, Playoff Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most QB Points, Championship Game | Most QB Points, Championship Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most RB Points, Championship Game | Most RB Points, Championship Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most WR Points, Championship Game | Most WR Points, Championship Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most TE Points, Championship Game | Most TE Points, Championship Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most Flex Points, Championship Game | Most Flex Points, Championship Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most K Points, Championship Game | Most K Points, Championship Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most RB/WR/TE Points, Championship Game | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Championship Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most Individual D Points, Championship Game | Most Individual D Points, Championship Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
| Most Total D Points, Championship Game | Most Total D Points, Championship Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | |||
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| TEAM HONORS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Player/Team | ||
| Regular Season Champion | - | First Place | - | 12-1 | - | Gators | ||
| Best Record | - | Best Record, Season | - | 12-1 | - | Gators | ||
| Highest Scoring Team | - | Most Points, Season | - | 1361.42 | - | Gators | ||
| Lights-Out Performance | - | Most Points, Game | - | 145 | - | ?, Week 8 | ||
| Monsters of the Superhighway | - | Most D Points, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| League Bitch | - | Most Points Against, Season | - | 1258.53 | - | USA Fast Guys | ||
| Lucky, Lucky Bastid | Fewest Points Against, Season | - | 1003.55 | - | Seattle Gators | |||
| Steve Spurrier Award | - | Most QB Points, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| Ground Chuck Award | - | Most RB Points, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| Stickum Award | - | Most WR Points, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| Dumpoff Award | - | Most TE Points, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| 6th Men Award | - | Most Flex Points, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| Crappiest Red Zone Offense | - | Most K Points, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| Skillz Award | - | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Game | - | 87.2* | - | Todd, Week 1 | ||
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| DUBIOUS TEAM ACHIEVEMENTS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team | ||
| Loser | - | Worst Record, Season | - | 2-11 | - | Bluepointers | ||
| On The Clock | - | Last Place | - | 2-11 | - | Bluepointers | ||
| Strongest I-A Candidate | - | Fewest Points, Season | - | 928.94* | - | Gimps | ||
| Hangover Award | - | Lowest Score, Game | - | 42.6* | - | Spuden, Week 4 | ||
| No-Talent Assclowns | - | Fewest RB/WR/TE Points, Game | - | 13.2* | - | Gators, Week 3 | ||
| Tony Dungy Award | - | Fewest QB Points, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| George Siefert Award | - | Fewest RB Points, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| Stonehands Award | - | Fewest WR Points, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| What Tight End? | - | Fewest TE Points, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| Worst Depth | - | Fewest Flex Points, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| Wide Right | - | Fewest K Points, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| SMU Award | - | Fewest D Points, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
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| INDIVIDUAL HONORS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team | ||
| Most Valuable Player | - | Most Points, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| Best Ass Kicker | - | Most Points By A Defensive Player, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| Best Game | - | Most Points By An Individual, Game | - | 45.2* | - | Daunte Culpepper, Spuden, Week 5 | ||
| Biggest Steal | - | Round Picked Times Total Points Scored (Multiplied by 0.75 for Quarterbacks) by Offensive player | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| Offensive Rookie of the Year | - | Most Points By An Offensive Rookie | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| Defensive Rookie of the Year | - | Most Points By A Defensive Rookie | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| Who Pissed in Your Cheerios? | - | Most Points By A Defensive Player, Game | - | 25* | - | Jamie Sharper, Gators, Week 4 | ||
| Dan Marino Award | - | Most Points By A QB, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| Unconscious | - | Most Points By A QB, Game | - | 45.2* | - | Daunte Culpepper, Spuden, Week 5 | ||
| Eric Dickerson Award | - | Most Points By A RB, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| Man on a Mission | - | Most Points By A RB, Game | - | 33* | - | Priest Holmes, Todd, Week 7 | ||
| Jerry Rice Award | - | Most Points by a WR, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| VERY Wide Receiver | - | Most Points by a WR, Game | - | 28.33* | - | Javon Walker, Ike, Week 3 | ||
| The Tightest End | - | Most Points by a TE, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| Best Use Of An End | - | Most Points by a TE, Game | - | 18.4* | - | Daniel Graham, Todd, Week 2 | ||
| Deadleg Award | - | Most Points By A K, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| The It Would Have Been Good From Another 5 Yards Out Award | - | Most Points By A K, Game | - | 14* | - | David Akers, Ike, Week 4 | ||
| Put Me In, Coach | - | Most Points by a Flex Player, Game | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
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| DUBIOUS INDIVIDUAL ACHIEVEMENTS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | |||
| Ryan Leaf Award | - | Fewest Points by pick in first 2 rounds, at least 10 starts, Season | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| Gimp | - | Fewest Points by pick in first 2 rounds | - | N/A | - | N/A | ||
| The You Got Knocked The Fuck Out! Award | - | Fewest Points, Game | - | -7.1* | - | Kerry Collins, Spuden, Week 4 | ||
| Best Paperweight | - | Most Games, 0 Or Fewer Points | - | 3* | - | Boo Williams, Knights | ||