| PLAYOFF HONORS | Measure | - | Value | - | Player/Team | ||||||
| League Champion | Most Points By Team, Championship Game | - | 107.602 | - | Knights | ||||||
| First Loser | Fewest Points By Team, Championship Game | - | 101.821 | - | Slippers | ||||||
| Playoff MVP | Most Points, Individual, Postseason | - | 59.815 | - | Shaun Alexander, Knights | ||||||
| Championship MVP | Most Points, Individual, Championship Game | - | 27.715 | - | Shaun Alexander, Knights | ||||||
| Most Points, Playoff Game | Most Points, Playoff Game | - | 137.731 | - | Slippers, Week 14 | ||||||
| Most Points By Team, Postseason | Most Points By Team, Postseason | - | 369.433 | - | Slippers | ||||||
| Most Combined Points, Playoff Game | Most Combined Points, Playoff Game | - | 260.125 | - | Slippers 137.791, Mom 122.334, Week 14 | ||||||
| Most Combined Points, Championship Game | Most Combined Points, Championship Game | - | 209.423 | - | Knights 107.602, Slippers 101.821 | ||||||
| Most QB Points, Playoff Game | Most QB Points, Playoff Game | - | 28.956 | - | Drew Bledsoe, Clovis, Week 14 | ||||||
| Most RB Points, Playoff Game | Most RB Points, Playoff Game | - | 29.457 | - | Larry Johnson, Mom, Week 14 | ||||||
| Most WR Points, Playoff Game | Most WR Points, Playoff Game | - | 21.179 | - | Marvin Harrison, Slippers, Week 14 | ||||||
| Most TE Points, Playoff Game | Most TE Points, Playoff Game | - | 22.757 | - | Chris Cooley, Clovis, Week 15 | ||||||
| Most Flex Points, Playoff Game | Most Flex Points, Playoff Game | - | N/A | - | |||||||
| Most K Points, Playoff Game | Most K Points, Playoff Game | - | 14 | - | Jay Feely, Jets, Week 14; Nate Kaeding, Knights, Week 15 | ||||||
| Most Individual D Points, Playoff Game | Most Individual D Points, Playoff Game | - | 17.5 | - | Lance Briggs, Slippers, Week 16 | ||||||
| Most Total D Points, Playoff Game | Most Total D Points, Playoff Game | - | 45 | - | Knights, Week 16 | ||||||
| Most RB/WR/TE Points, Playoff Game | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Playoff Game | - | 96.106 | - | Slippers, Week 16 | ||||||
| Biggest Blowout in Playoffs | Largest Margin of Victory, Playoff Game | - | 37.861 | - | Jets 119.518, Bloodlust 81.657, Week 14 | ||||||
| Most QB Points, Championship Game | Most QB Points, Championship Game | - | 19.3 | - | Trent Green, Slippers | ||||||
| Most RB Points, Championship Game | Most RB Points, Championship Game | - | 27.715 | - | Shaun Alexander, Knights | ||||||
| Most WR Points, Championship Game | Most WR Points, Championship Game | - | 6.097 | - | Rod Smith, Knights | ||||||
| Most TE Points, Championship Game | Most TE Points, Championship Game | - | 2.881 | - | Dallas Clark, Knights | ||||||
| Most Flex Points, Championship Game | Most Flex Points, Championship Game | - | N/A | - | |||||||
| Most K Points, Championship Game | Most K Points, Championship Game | - | 4 | - | Josh Brown, Slippers | ||||||
| Most RB/WR/TE Points, Championship Game | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Championship Game | - | 48.686 | - | Knights | ||||||
| Most Individual D Points, Championship Game | Most Individual D Points, Championship Game | - | 17.5 | - | Lance Briggs, Slippers | ||||||
| Most Total D Points, Championship Game | Most Total D Points, Championship Game | - | 45 | - | Knights | ||||||
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| TEAM HONORS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Player/Team | |||||
| Regular Season Champion | - | First Place | - | 10-3 | - | Mom | |||||
| Best Record | - | Best Record, Season | - | 10-3 | - | Mom | |||||
| Highest Scoring Team | - | Most Points, Season | - | 1260.275 | - | Mom | |||||
| Lights-Out Performance | - | Most Points, Game | - | 140.861 | - | Omni, Week 8 | |||||
| Monsters of the Superhighway | - | Most D Points, Season | - | 500 | - | Prosaic | |||||
| League Bitch | - | Most Points Against, Season | - | 1297.809 | - | Omni | |||||
| Lucky, Lucky Bastid | Fewest Points Against, Season | - | 1112.202 | - | Ike | ||||||
| Steve Spurrier Award | - | Most QB Points, Season | - | 255.49 | - | PIK | |||||
| Ground Chuck Award | - | Most RB Points, Season | - | 402.34 | - | Slippers | |||||
| Stickum Award | - | Most WR Points, Season | - | 371.87 | - | Bloodlust | |||||
| Dumpoff Award | - | Most TE Points, Season | - | 107.76 | - | Mom | |||||
| 6th Men Award | - | Most Flex Points, Season | - | N/A | - | ||||||
| Crappiest Red Zone Offense | - | Most K Points, Season | - | 108 | - | Omni | |||||
| Skillz Award | - | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Game | - | 86.073 | - | Bloodlust, Week 3 | |||||
| Kill Em All Award | Most D Points, Game | 65 | - | Jets, Week 8 | |||||||
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| DUBIOUS TEAM ACHIEVEMENTS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team | |||||
| Loser | - | Worst Record, Season | - | 1-12 | - | Rebels | |||||
| On The Clock | - | Last Place | - | 1-12 | - | Rebels | |||||
| Strongest I-A Candidate | - | Fewest Points, Season | - | 955.156 | - | Rebels | |||||
| Hangover Award | - | Lowest Score, Game | - | 50.543 | - | Ike, Week 8 | |||||
| No-Talent Assclowns | - | Fewest RB/WR/TE Points, Game | - | 9.685 | - | Rebels, Week 9 | |||||
| Tony Dungy Award | - | Fewest QB Points, Season | - | 116.29 | - | Knights | |||||
| George Siefert Award | - | Fewest RB Points, Season | - | 64.386 | - | Rebels | |||||
| Stonehands Award | - | Fewest WR Points, Season | - | 102.25 | - | PIK | |||||
| What Tight End? | - | Fewest TE Points, Season | - | 15.946 | - | Rebels | |||||
| Worst Depth | - | Fewest Flex Points, Season | - | N/A | - | ||||||
| Wide Right | - | Fewest K Points, Season | - | 69 | - | Mom | |||||
| SMU Award | - | Fewest D Points, Season | - | 330.5 | - | Bloodlust | |||||
| Put Me In, Coach | - | Most Points by a Benched Player, Game | - | 35.671 | - | Jamal Lewis, T-Run, Week 2 | |||||
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| INDIVIDUAL HONORS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team | |||||
| Most Valuable Player | - | Most Points, Season | - | 242.324 | - | Carson Palmer, PIK | |||||
| Best Ass Kicker | - | Most Points By A Defensive Player, Season | - | 138 | - | Jonathan Vilma, Prosaic | |||||
| Best Game | - | Most Points By An Individual, Game | - | 38.286 | - | Donovan McNabb, Ike, Week 2 | |||||
| Biggest Steal | - | Round Picked Times Total Points Scored (Multiplied by 0.75 for Quarterbacks) by Offensive player | - | 1173.492 | - | Kevin Curtis, 90.791, Round 12 | |||||
| Offensive Rookie of the Year | - | Most Points By An Offensive Rookie | - | 89.273 | - | Ronnie Brown, Mom | |||||
| Defensive Rookie of the Year | - | Most Points By A Defensive Rookie | - | 119.5 | - | Odell Thurman, Prosaic | |||||
| Who Pissed in Your Cheerios? | - | Most Points By A Defensive Player, Game | - | 25 | - | Mike Peterson, Omni, Week 10 | |||||
| Dan Marino Award | - | Most Points By A QB, Season | - | 242.324 | - | Carson Palmer, PIK | |||||
| Unconscious | - | Most Points By A QB, Game | - | 38.286 | - | Donovan McNabb, Ike, Week 2 | |||||
| Eric Dickerson Award | - | Most Points By A RB, Season | - | 231.788 | - | LaDainian Tomlinson, Bloodlust | |||||
| Man on a Mission | - | Most Points By A RB, Game | - | 36.598 | - | LaDainian Tomlinson, Bloodlust, Week 3 | |||||
| Jerry Rice Award | - | Most Points by a WR, Season | - | 139.008 | - | Steve Smith, Bloodlust | |||||
| VERY Wide Receiver | - | Most Points by a WR, Game | - | 26.256 | - | Steve Smith, Bloodlust, Week 3 | |||||
| The Tightest End | - | Most Points by a TE, Season | - | 106.558 | - | Antonio Gates, Mom | |||||
| Best Use Of An End | - | Most Points by a TE, Game | - | 27.715 | - | Antonio Gates, Mom, Week 8 | |||||
| Deadleg Award | - | Most Points By A K, Season | - | 93 | - | Jason Elam, Gators | |||||
| The It Would Have Been Good From Another 5 Yards Out Award | - | Most Points By A K, Game | - | 19 | - | Jay Feely, Jets, Week 8; Neil Rackers, Omni, Week 4 | |||||
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| DUBIOUS INDIVIDUAL ACHIEVEMENTS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team | |||||
| Ryan Leaf Award | - | Fewest Points by pick in first 2 rounds, at least 10 starts, Season | - | N/A | - | ||||||
| Gimp | - | Fewest Points by pick in first 2 rounds | - | 0 | - | Lee Suggs, Round 2, Knights; LaBrandon Toefield, Round 2, Omni; Travis Henry, Round2, USA | |||||
| The You Got Knocked The Fuck Out! Award | - | Fewest Points, Game | - | -6.507 | - | Daunte Culpepper, Spuden, Week 1 | |||||
| Best Paperweight | - | Most Games, 0 Or Fewer Points | - | 4 | - | Joe Horn, Ike; Patrick Pass, Rebels | |||||