| Dumbledores Army PIK | ||
| Pos | Player, Team | |
| QB | Carson Palmer, CIN | |
| QB | Byron Leftwich, JAC | |
| RB | Vernand Morency(r), HOU | |
| RB | Steven Jackson, STL | |
| RB | Jamal Lewis, BAL | |
| RB | Kevin Jones, DET | |
| RB | Carnell Williams(r), TB | |
| WR | Mark Bradley(r), CHI | |
| WR | Lee Evans, BUF | |
| WR | Roy Williams, DET | |
| WR | Charles Rogers, DET | |
| WR | Mike Williams(r), DET | |
| WR | Joe Jurevicius, SEA | |
| WR | Arnaz Battle, SF | |
| TE | L.J. Smith, PHI | |
| PK | Paul Edinger, MIN | |
| LB | Daryl Smith, JAC | |
| LB | Nick Barnett, GB | |
| LB | Brad Kassell, TEN | |
| LB | Gary Brackett, IND | |
| Prosaic Attack | ||
| Pos | Player, Team | |
| QB | Brett Favre, GB | |
| QB | David Garrard, JAC | |
| RB | Chris Brown, TEN | |
| RB | De'Shaun Foster, CAR | |
| RB | Deuce McAllister, NO | |
| RB | Michael Pittman, TB | |
| RB | Stephen Davis, CAR | |
| RB | Ron Dayne, DEN | |
| WR | Koren Robinson, MIN | |
| WR | Brandon Jones(r), TEN | |
| WR | Keary Colbert, CAR | |
| WR | Matt Jones(r), JAC | |
| WR | Donald Driver, GB | |
| WR | Troy Williamson(r), MIN | |
| WR | Eddie Kennison, KC | |
| TE | Kellen Winslow, CLE | |
| TE | Ben Watson, NE | |
| LB | Jonathan Vilma, NYJ | |
| LB | Antonio Pierce, NYG | |
| LB | Odell Thurman(r), CIN | |
| Clovis Skullkrushers | ||
| Pos | Player, Team | |
| QB | Marc Bulger, STL | |
| QB | Drew Bledsoe, DAL | |
| RB | Domanick Davis, HOU | |
| RB | Marshall Faulk, STL | |
| RB | Kevin Faulk, NE | |
| RB | Shawn Bryson, DET | |
| RB | Rudi Johnson, CIN | |
| RB | Priest Holmes, KC | |
| RB | Onterrio Smith, MIN | |
| WR | Bryant Johnson, ARI | |
| WR | Michael Clayton, TB | |
| WR | Hines Ward, PIT | |
| WR | Braylon Edwards(r), CLE | |
| TE | Heath Miller(r), PIT | |
| TE | Chris Cooley, WAS | |
| PK | Shayne Graham, CIN | |
| LB | Derrick O. Johnson(r), KC | |
| LB | Angelo Crowell, BUF | |
| LB | Andra R. Davis, CLE | |
| LB | Shawne Merriman(r), SD | |
| Tarks Rebels | ||
| Pos | Player, Team | |
| QB | Tom Brady, NE | |
| QB | Brad Johnson, MIN | |
| RB | Patrick Pass, NE | |
| RB | Jerome Bettis, PIT | |
| WR | D.J. Hackett, SEA | |
| WR | Bobby Engram, SEA | |
| WR | Eric Parker, SD | |
| WR | Terrell Owens, PHI | |
| WR | Anquan Boldin, ARI | |
| WR | Nate Burleson, MIN | |
| TE | Steve Heiden, CLE | |
| PK | Rob Bironas, TEN | |
| PK | Mike Vanderjagt, IND | |
| LB | James Farrior, PIT | |
| LB | Will Witherspoon, CAR | |
| LB | Danny IV Clark, OAK | |
| LB | Cato June, IND | |
| LB | Al K. Wilson, DEN | |
| LB | Earl Holmes, DET | |
| LB | Derek M. Smith, SF | |
| USA Fast Guys | ||
| Pos | Player, Team | |
| QB | Chris Simms, TB | |
| QB | Kyle Boller, BAL | |
| QB | Charlie Frye(r), CLE | |
| QB | Rex Grossman, CHI | |
| QB | Steve McNair, TEN | |
| QB | Billy Volek, TEN | |
| RB | Mewelde Moore, MIN | |
| RB | J.J. Arrington(r), ARI | |
| RB | Sam Gado, GB | |
| RB | Ciatrick Fason(r), MIN | |
| RB | Eric Shelton(r), CAR | |
| RB | Ryan Moats(r), PHI | |
| WR | Larry Fitzgerald, ARI | |
| WR | Torry Holt, STL | |
| WR | TJ Houshmandzadeh, CIN | |
| LB | Ray Lewis, BAL | |
| LB | LaVar Arrington, WAS | |
| LB | Karlos Dansby, ARI | |
| DB | Adrian Wilson, ARI | |
| DB | Madieu Williams, CIN | |
| The Omnipotence | ||
| Pos | Player, Team | |
| QB | Matt Hasselbeck, SEA | |
| QB | Jake Delhomme, CAR | |
| QB | Aaron Rodgers(r), GB | |
| QB | Jason Campbell(r), WAS | |
| QB | Philip Rivers, SD | |
| RB | James Mungro, IND | |
| RB | Edgerrin James, IND | |
| RB | Fred Taylor, JAC | |
| RB | Tatum Bell, DEN | |
| RB | Dominic Rhodes, IND | |
| RB | Maurice Morris, SEA | |
| WR | Tim Carter, NYG | |
| WR | Isaac Bruce, STL | |
| WR | Andre Johnson, HOU | |
| WR | Deion Branch, NE | |
| WR | Keyshawn Johnson, DAL | |
| PK | Neil Rackers, ARI | |
| LB | Mike Peterson, JAC | |
| LB | LeMar Marshall, WAS | |
| DB | Gibril Wilson, NYG | |
| Bloodlust | ||
| Pos | Player, Team | |
| QB | Aaron Brooks, NO | |
| QB | Eli Manning, NYG | |
| RB | Cedric Houston(r), NYJ | |
| RB | Greg Jones, JAC | |
| RB | LaDainian Tomlinson, SD | |
| RB | Ricky Williams, MIA | |
| RB | Cedric Benson(r), CHI | |
| RB | Michael Turner, SD | |
| WR | Reggie Wayne, IND | |
| WR | Steve Smith, CAR | |
| WR | Antonio Bryant, CLE | |
| WR | Amani Toomer, NYG | |
| WR | Kevin Curtis, STL | |
| WR | Ernest Wilford, JAC | |
| TE | Tony Gonzalez, KC | |
| PK | Lawrence Tynes, KC | |
| LB | DeShon Polk, HOU | |
| LB | Kirk Morrison(r), OAK | |
| LB | Bart Scott, BAL | |
| LB | Tommy Polley, BAL | |
| Dark Knights | ||
| Pos | Player, Team | |
| QB | Jake Plummer, DEN | |
| QB | Trent Dilfer, CLE | |
| RB | Shaun Alexander, SEA | |
| RB | Lee Suggs, CLE | |
| RB | Chester Taylor, BAL | |
| RB | Najeh Davenport, GB | |
| WR | Jimmy Smith, JAC | |
| WR | Donte Stallworth, NO | |
| WR | Keenan McCardell, SD | |
| WR | Rod Smith, DEN | |
| WR | Joey Galloway, TB | |
| TE | Dallas Clark, IND | |
| TE | Daniel Graham, NE | |
| PK | Nate Kaeding, SD | |
| DL | Charles Grant, NO | |
| LB | Keith Brooking, ATL | |
| LB | Jeremiah Trotter, PHI | |
| DB | Ronde Barber, TB | |
| DB | Roy Williams, DAL | |
| DB | Patrick Surtain, KC | |
| J E T S | ||
| Pos | Player, Team | |
| QB | Drew Brees, SD | |
| QB | Gus Frerotte, MIA | |
| RB | Ahman Green, GB | |
| RB | LaMont Jordan, OAK | |
| RB | Curtis Martin, NYJ | |
| RB | Mike Alstott, TB | |
| WR | Ashley Lelie, DEN | |
| WR | Marty Booker, MIA | |
| WR | Marcus Robinson, MIN | |
| WR | Drew Bennett, TEN | |
| WR | Chris Chambers, MIA | |
| WR | Justin McCareins, NYJ | |
| WR | Travis Taylor, MIN | |
| TE | Randy McMichael, MIA | |
| PK | Jay Feely, NYG | |
| LB | Donnie Edwards, SD | |
| LB | Zach Thomas, MIA | |
| LB | Shelton Quarles, TB | |
| DB | Charles Tillman, CHI | |
| DB | Ivan Taylor, PIT | |
| Team Mom | ||
| Pos | Player, Team | |
| QB | Michael Vick, ATL | |
| QB | Ben Roethlisberger, PIT | |
| RB | Reuben Droughns, CLE | |
| RB | Larry Johnson, KC | |
| RB | Ronnie Brown(r), MIA | |
| WR | Greg Lewis, PHI | |
| WR | Santana Moss, WAS | |
| WR | Plaxico Burress, NYG | |
| WR | Reggie Brown(r), PHI | |
| WR | Antwaan Randle El, PIT | |
| TE | Courtney Anderson, OAK | |
| TE | Antonio Gates, SD | |
| TE | Ben Troupe, TEN | |
| PK | John Kasay, CAR | |
| LB | Joey Porter, PIT | |
| LB | Channing Crowder(r), MIA | |
| LB | Pisa Tinoisamoa, STL | |
| LB | Ian Gold, DEN | |
| LB | Mike Vrabel, NE | |
| DB | Rashean Mathis, JAC | |
| Ike likes MGS!! | ||
| Pos | Player, Team | |
| QB | Donovan McNabb, PHI | |
| QB | David Carr, HOU | |
| RB | Darren Sproles(r), SD | |
| RB | Michael Bennett, MIN | |
| RB | Clinton Portis, WAS | |
| RB | T.J. Duckett, ATL | |
| RB | Ladell Betts, WAS | |
| WR | Brandon Stokley, IND | |
| WR | Antonio Chatman, GB | |
| WR | Joe Horn, NO | |
| WR | Chad Johnson, CIN | |
| WR | Javon Walker, GB | |
| TE | Alge Crumpler, ATL | |
| TE | Marcus Pollard, DET | |
| PK | David Akers, PHI | |
| DL | Jason P. Taylor, MIA | |
| LB | London Fletcher, BUF | |
| LB | Terrell Suggs, BAL | |
| LB | Adalius D. Thomas, BAL | |
| LB | Jamie Sharper, SEA | |
| Seattle Gators | ||
| Pos | Player, Team | |
| QB | Peyton Manning, IND | |
| RB | Willis McGahee, BUF | |
| RB | Corey Dillon, NE | |
| RB | Julius Jones, DAL | |
| RB | Frank Gore(r), SF | |
| RB | Marion Barber(r), DAL | |
| RB | Chris Perry, CIN | |
| WR | Jabar Gaffney, HOU | |
| WR | Jerry Porter, OAK | |
| WR | Eric Moulds, BUF | |
| WR | Robert Ferguson, GB | |
| WR | Brandon Lloyd, SF | |
| WR | Terry Glenn, DAL | |
| WR | Mark Clayton(r), BAL | |
| TE | Todd Heap, BAL | |
| PK | Jason Elam, DEN | |
| LB | Brian Urlacher, CHI | |
| LB | Keith Bulluck, TEN | |
| LB | Lofa Tatupu(r), SEA | |
| DB | Troy Polamalu, PIT | |
| Bunny Slippers | ||
| Pos | Player, Team | |
| QB | Trent Green, KC | |
| RB | Thomas Jones, CHI | |
| RB | Tiki Barber, NYG | |
| RB | Kevan Barlow, SF | |
| RB | Mike Anderson, DEN | |
| RB | Antowain Smith, NO | |
| RB | Noah Herron(r), GB | |
| RB | Jonathan Wells, HOU | |
| RB | Maurice Hicks, SF | |
| RB | Jarett Payton, TEN | |
| RB | Adrian Peterson, CHI | |
| RB | Lamar Gordon, PHI | |
| WR | Chris Henry(r), CIN | |
| WR | Darrell Jackson, SEA | |
| WR | Marvin Harrison, IND | |
| WR | Sharod White(r), ATL | |
| WR | David Givens, NE | |
| TE | Jason Witten, DAL | |
| LB | Derrick Brooks, TB | |
| LB | Lance Briggs, CHI | |
| Team Spuden | ||
| Pos | Player, Team | |
| QB | Joshua McCown, ARI | |
| QB | Daunte Culpepper, MIN | |
| QB | Kurt Warner, ARI | |
| RB | Travis Henry, TEN | |
| RB | Alvin Pearman(r), JAC | |
| RB | Brian Westbrook, PHI | |
| RB | Warrick Dunn, ATL | |
| RB | Duce Staley, PIT | |
| RB | Artose Pinner, DET | |
| RB | Correll Buckhalter, PHI | |
| RB | Willie Parker, PIT | |
| WR | Laveranues Coles, NYJ | |
| WR | Randy Moss, OAK | |
| WR | Derrick Mason, BAL | |
| WR | Muhsin Muhammad, CHI | |
| TE | Jeremy Shockey, NYG | |
| LB | Takeo Spikes, BUF | |
| LB | Julian Peterson, SF | |
| LB | Demorrio Williams, ATL | |
| DB | Darren Sharper, MIN | |