Dumbledores Army PIK
QB Carson Palmer, CIN
QB Matt Leinart(r), ARI
RB Jamal Lewis, BAL
RB Carnell Williams, TB
RB Steven Jackson, STL
RB Joseph Addai(r), IND
WR Lee Evans, BUF
WR Roy Williams, DET
WR Muhsin Muhammad, CHI
WR Reggie Wayne, IND
TE Vernon Davis(r), SF
TE Tony Scheffler(r), DEN
PK Lawrence Tynes, KC
LB Gary Brackett, IND
LB DeMeco Ryans(r), HOU
LB Thomas Howard(r), OAK
LB Gerris Wilkinson(r), NYG
LB Gerald Hayes, ARI
DB Sean Jones, CLE
Clovis Skullkrushers
QB Kellen Clemens(r), NYJ
QB J.P. Losman, BUF
QB Jason Campbell, WAS
RB Willie Parker, PIT
RB Tatum Bell, DEN
RB Brian Westbrook, PHI
RB Warrick Dunn, ATL
WR Braylon Edwards, CLE
WR Isaac Bruce, STL
WR Mark Bradley, CHI
WR Kevin Curtis, STL
WR Marcus Robinson, fa
TE Todd Heap, BAL
PK Ryan Longwell, MIN
DL Tamba Hali(r), KC
DL Jason P. Taylor, MIA
DL Shaun Phillips, SD
LB Ahmad Brooks, CIN
LB Kirk Morrison, OAK
USA Fast Guys
QB Chris Simms, TB
QB Tarvaris Jackson(r), MIN
QB Tony Romo, DAL
QB David Carr, HOU
QB Joshua McCown, DET
QB Aaron Rodgers, GB
RB Reggie Bush(r), NO
RB Maurice Drew(r), JAC
RB Adrian Peterson, CHI
WR Santonio Holmes(r), PIT
WR TJ Houshmandzadeh, CIN
WR Larry Fitzgerald, ARI
WR Brandon Marshall(r), DEN
WR Derek Hagan(r), MIA
WR Brandon Jones, TEN
WR Bryant Johnson, ARI
LB D'Qwell Jackson(r), CLE
LB Demarcus Ware, DAL
DB Madieu Williams, CIN
DB Adrian Wilson, ARI
DB Sean Taylor, WAS
Bloodlust
QB Trent Green, KC
QB Eli Manning, NYG
QB Jeff Garcia, PHI
RB Kevin Jones, DET
RB LaDainian Tomlinson, SD
RB Marion Barber, DAL
RB Ricky Williams, MIA
RB Justin Griffith, ATL
RB Travis Henry, TEN
WR Ronald Curry, OAK
WR D.J. Hackett, SEA
WR Derrick Mason, BAL
WR Steve Smith, CAR
WR Joe Jurevicius, CLE
WR Darrell Jackson, SEA
TE Tony Gonzalez, KC
PK Jeff Wilkins, STL
LB Zach Thomas, MIA
LB Cato June, IND
LB Bart Scott, BAL
DB Kerry Rhodes, NYJ
J E T S
QB Drew Brees, NO
QB Chad Pennington, NYJ
RB Ahman Green, GB
RB LaMont Jordan, OAK
RB Arlen Harris, DET
WR Chris Henry, CIN
WR Terry Glenn, DAL
WR Amani Toomer, NYG
WR Drew Bennett, TEN
WR Chris Chambers, MIA
WR Rod Smith, DEN
WR Brandon Stokley, IND
WR Devery Henderson, NO
WR Patrick Crayton, DAL
TE Randy McMichael, MIA
TE Desmond Clark, CHI
LB Donnie Edwards, SD
LB Jonathan Vilma, NYJ
LB Andra R. Davis, CLE
LB James Farrior, PIT
Ike for President
QB Donovan McNabb, PHI
QB Alex D. Smith, SF
RB Clinton Portis, WAS
RB Chester Taylor, MIN
RB T.J. Duckett, WAS
RB Mewelde Moore, MIN
WR Chad Johnson, CIN
WR Javon Walker, DEN
WR Joe Horn, NO
WR Nate Burleson, SEA
TE Alge Crumpler, ATL
TE Marcus Pollard, DET
PK Neil Rackers, ARI
PK Sebastian Janikowski, OAK
DL Jared Allen, KC
DL Dwight Freeney, IND
LB Keith Brooking, ATL
LB London Fletcher, BUF
LB Derrick Brooks, TB
LB Mike Vrabel, NE
BoneCrushers
QB Philip Rivers, SD
QB Jay Cutler(r), DEN
RB Cedric Houston, NYJ
RB J.J. Arrington, ARI
RB Ron Dayne, HOU
RB Cedric Benson, CHI
RB Kevan Barlow, NYJ
RB Thomas Jones, CHI
RB Leon Washington(r), NYJ
RB Marcel Shipp, ARI
RB Ryan Moats, PHI
WR Michael Jenkins, ATL
WR Mark Clayton, BAL
WR Reche Caldwell, NE
WR Troy Williamson, MIN
WR Malcom Floyd, SD
WR Marvin Harrison, IND
TE Jason Witten, DAL
PK Nate Kaeding, SD
LB Will Witherspoon, STL
LB Adalius D. Thomas, BAL
Prosaic Attack
QB Jake Delhomme, CAR
QB Brett Favre, GB
QB Vince Young(r), TEN
RB De'Shaun Foster, CAR
RB Deuce McAllister, NO
RB Chris Brown, TEN
RB DeAngelo Williams(r), CAR
RB Jerome Harrison(r), CLE
RB Michael Robinson(r), SF
WR Donald Driver, GB
WR Matt Jones, JAC
WR Greg Jennings(r), GB
WR Keyshawn Johnson, CAR
WR Troy Brown, NE
TE Ben Watson, NE
PK John Kasay, CAR
LB Daryl Smith, JAC
LB Julian Peterson, SEA
DB Gibril Wilson, NYG
DB Ken Hamlin, SEA
Slutbags
QB Tom Brady, NE
QB Brad Johnson, MIN
RB Vernand Morency, GB
RB Greg Jones, JAC
RB Reuben Droughns, CLE
RB Ladell Betts, WAS
RB Anthony Thomas, BUF
RB Rudi Johnson, CIN
WR Anquan Boldin, ARI
WR Antonio Bryant, SF
WR Torry Holt, STL
TE Chris Cooley, WAS
TE Chris Baker, NYJ
PK Robbie Gould, CHI
DL Justin Smith, CIN
LB E.J. Henderson, MIN
LB Shawne Merriman, SD
LB Shelton Quarles, TB
LB Joey Porter, PIT
DB Champ Bailey, DEN
DB Walt L. Harris, SF
The Omnipotence
QB Marc Bulger, STL
QB Charlie Frye, CLE
QB Matt Schaub, ATL
RB Edgerrin James, ARI
RB Fred Taylor, JAC
RB Dominic Rhodes, IND
RB Laurence Maroney(r), NE
RB Mike Bell(r), DEN
RB Michael Turner, SD
RB Tiki Barber, NYG
WR Andre Johnson, HOU
WR Deion Branch, SEA
TE Heath Miller, PIT
TE L.J. Smith, PHI
PK Jason Elam, DEN
PK Joe Nedney, SF
DL Julius Peppers, CAR
LB Antonio Pierce, NYG
LB Marcus C. Washington, WAS
DB Chris Hope, TEN
mcnuggets
QB Jake Plummer, DEN
QB Byron Leftwich, JAC
QB David Garrard, JAC
QB Steve McNair, BAL
RB Noah Herron, GB
RB Shaun Alexander, SEA
RB Maurice Morris, SEA
RB Brian Calhoun(r), DET
WR Mike Furrey, DET
WR Eric Parker, SD
WR Marques Colston(r), NO
WR Joey Galloway, TB
WR Donte Stallworth, PHI
TE Jerramy Stevens, SEA
TE Dallas Clark, IND
PK Shayne Graham, CIN
LB Clark Haggans, PIT
LB Landon Johnson, CIN
DB Ronde Barber, TB
DB Charles Tillman, CHI
DB DeAngelo Hall, ATL
Team Mom
QB Mark Brunell, WAS
QB Michael Vick, ATL
QB Ben Roethlisberger, PIT
RB Ronnie Brown, MIA
RB Larry Johnson, KC
RB Jerious Norwood(r), ATL
WR Marty Booker, MIA
WR Santana Moss, WAS
WR Plaxico Burress, NYG
WR Chad Jackson(r), NE
WR Bernard Berrian, CHI
TE Antonio Gates, SD
TE Daniel Graham, NE
PK Adam Vinatieri, IND
LB Eric Barton, NYJ
LB Scott Fujita, NO
LB Ian Gold, DEN
LB Mike Peterson, JAC
LB A.J. Hawk(r), GB
LB Ernie Sims(r), DET
Seattle Gators
QB Peyton Manning, IND
RB Correll Buckhalter, PHI
RB Priest Holmes, KC
RB Frank Gore, SF
RB Willis McGahee, BUF
RB Corey Dillon, NE
RB Chris Perry, CIN
RB Michael Bennett, KC
RB Justin Fargas, OAK
WR Arnaz Battle, SF
WR Nate Washington, PIT
WR Ernest Wilford, JAC
WR Randy Moss, OAK
WR Reggie Brown, PHI
WR Eddie Kennison, KC
WR Vincent Jackson, SD
WR Reggie Williams, JAC
TE Kellen Winslow, CLE
LB Brian Urlacher, CHI
LB Keith Bulluck, TEN
LB Lofa Tatupu, SEA
Team Spuden
QB Jon Kitna, DET
QB Matt Hasselbeck, SEA
QB Rex Grossman, CHI
QB Daunte Culpepper, MIA
QB Damon Huard, KC
RB Julius Jones, DAL
RB Wali Lundy(r), HOU
RB Domanick Davis, HOU
RB LenDale White(r), TEN
RB Brandon Jacobs, NYG
RB Musa Smith, BAL
RB Chris Taylor, HOU
WR Hines Ward, PIT
WR Terrell Owens, DAL
WR Demetrius Williams(r), BAL
WR Jerricho Cotchery, NYJ
WR Laveranues Coles, NYJ
WR Sinorice Moss(r), NYG
TE Jeremy Shockey, NYG
LB Ray Lewis, BAL
LB Lance Briggs, CHI