| PLAYOFF
HONORS |
|
Measure |
- |
Value |
- |
Player/Team |
| League Champion |
- |
Most Points By Team, Championship Game |
- |
103.568 |
|
USA |
| First Loser |
- |
Fewest Points By Team, Championship Game |
- |
96.362 |
|
BoneCrushers |
| Playoff MVP |
- |
Most Points, Individual, Postseason |
- |
47.574 |
|
Jay Cutler, BoneCrushers |
| Championship MVP |
- |
Most Points, Individual, Championship Game |
- |
17.628 |
|
Aaron Stecker, USA |
| Most Points, Playoff
Game |
- |
Most Points, Playoff Game |
- |
129.738 |
|
Bloodlust, Week 14 |
| Most Points By Team,
Postseason |
- |
Most Points By Team, Postseason |
- |
316.916 |
|
USA |
| Most Combined Points,
Playoff Game |
- |
Most Combined Points, Playoff Game |
- |
236.921 |
|
Bloodlust 129.738, Spuden 107.183; Week 14 |
| Most Combined Points,
Championship Game |
- |
Most Combined Points, Championship Game |
- |
199.93 |
|
USA 103.568, BoneCrushers 96.362 |
| Most QB Points, Playoff
Game |
- |
Most QB Points, Playoff Game |
- |
37.435 |
|
Tom Brady, Slutbags; Week 14 |
| Most RB Points, Playoff
Game |
- |
Most RB Points, Playoff Game |
- |
24.968 |
|
Marion Barber, Bloodlust; Week 14 |
| Most WR Points, Playoff
Game |
- |
Most WR Points, Playoff Game |
- |
21.045 |
|
Randy Moss, Slutbags; Week 14 |
| Most TE Points, Playoff
Game |
- |
Most TE Points, Playoff Game |
- |
17.025 |
|
Dallas Clark, BoneCrushers; Week 16 |
| Most Flex Points,
Playoff Game |
- |
Most Flex Points, Playoff Game |
- |
N/A |
|
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| Most K Points, Playoff
Game |
- |
Most K Points, Playoff Game |
- |
13 |
|
Shayne Graham, PIK; Week 14 |
| Most Individual D
Points, Playoff Game |
- |
Most Individual D Points, Playoff Game |
- |
19 |
|
Nick Barnett, Bloodlust, Week 15; Chris Harris, USA, Week 14 |
| Most Total D Points,
Playoff Game |
- |
Most Total D Points, Playoff Game |
- |
48 |
|
Bloodlust, Week 15 |
| Most RB/WR/TE Points,
Playoff Game |
- |
Most RB/WR/TE Points, Playoff Game |
- |
76.542 |
|
Bloodlust, Week 14 |
| Most RB/WR Points,
Playoff Game |
- |
Most RB/WR Points, Playoff Game |
|
65.45 |
|
Bloodlust, Week 14 |
| Biggest Blowout in
Playoffs |
- |
Largest Margin of Victory, Playoff Game |
- |
22.555 |
|
Bloodlust 129.738, Spuden 107.183; Week 14 |
| Most QB Points,
Championship Game |
- |
Most QB Points, Championship Game |
- |
12.352 |
|
Tony Romo, USA |
| Most RB Points,
Championship Game |
- |
Most RB Points, Championship Game |
- |
17.628 |
|
Aaron Stecker, USA |
| Most WR Points,
Championship Game |
- |
Most WR Points, Championship Game |
- |
9.447 |
|
Roddy White, BoneCrushers |
| Most TE Points,
Championship Game |
- |
Most TE Points, Championship Game |
- |
17.025 |
|
Dallas Clark, BoneCrushers |
| Most Flex Points,
Championship Game |
- |
Most Flex Points, Championship Game |
- |
N/A |
|
|
| Most K Points,
Championship Game |
- |
Most K Points, Championship Game |
- |
11 |
|
Jason Hanson, BoneCrushers |
| Most RB/WR/TE Points,
Championship Game |
- |
Most RB/WR/TE Points, Championship Game |
- |
54.716 |
|
USA |
| Most RB/WR Points,
Championship Game |
- |
Most RB/WR Points, Championship Game |
|
52.237 |
|
USA |
| Most Individual D
Points, Championship Game |
- |
Most Individual D Points, Championship Game |
- |
11 |
|
Julian Peterson, BoneCrushers |
| Most Total D Points,
Championship Game |
- |
Most Total D Points, Championship Game |
- |
35 |
|
BoneCrushers |
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| TEAM HONORS |
- |
Measure |
- |
Value |
- |
Player/Team |
| Regular Season Champion |
- |
First Place |
- |
11-2 |
- |
USA |
| Best Record |
- |
Best Record, Season |
- |
11-2 |
- |
USA, Spuden |
| Highest Scoring Team |
- |
Most Points, Season |
- |
1505.871 |
- |
USA |
| Lights-Out Performance |
- |
Most Points, Game |
- |
169.682 |
- |
USA, Week 9 |
| Monsters of the
Superhighway |
- |
Most D Points, Season |
- |
591 |
- |
Prosaic |
| League Bitch |
- |
Most Points Against, Season |
- |
1390.511 |
- |
Jets |
| Lucky, Lucky Bastid |
|
Fewest Points Against, Season |
- |
1113.68 |
- |
Spuden |
| Steve Spurrier Award |
- |
Most QB Points, Season |
- |
360.634 |
- |
Slutbags |
| Ground Chuck Award |
- |
Most RB Points, Season |
- |
415.053 |
- |
BoneCrushers |
| Stickum Award |
- |
Most WR Points, Season |
- |
340.258 |
- |
USA |
| Dumpoff Award |
- |
Most TE Points, Season |
- |
106.089 |
- |
Mom |
| 6th Men Award |
- |
Most Flex Points, Season |
- |
N/A |
- |
|
| Crappiest Red Zone
Offense |
- |
Most K Points, Season |
- |
110 |
- |
Clovis |
| Skillz Award |
- |
Most RB/WR/TE Points, Game |
- |
87.508 |
- |
BoneCrushers, Week 13 |
| Kill Em All Award |
- |
Most D Points, Game |
- |
70 |
- |
Prosaic, Week 7 |
| Fab Five |
- |
Most RB/WR Points, Season |
- |
587.951 |
|
Spuden |
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| DUBIOUS TEAM
ACHIEVEMENTS |
- |
Measure |
- |
Value |
- |
Team |
| Loser |
- |
Worst Record, Season |
- |
1-12 |
- |
Ike |
| On The Clock |
- |
Last Place |
- |
1-12 |
- |
Ike |
| Strongest I-A Candidate |
- |
Fewest Points, Season |
- |
980.273 |
- |
earthquakephil |
| Hangover Award |
- |
Lowest Score, Game |
- |
38.28 |
- |
earthquakephil, Week 10 |
| No-Talent Assclowns |
- |
Fewest RB/WR/TE Points, Game |
- |
5.844 |
- |
Ike, Week 5 |
| Tony Dungy Award |
- |
Fewest QB Points, Season |
- |
106.743 |
- |
BoneCrushers |
| George Siefert Award |
- |
Fewest RB Points, Season |
- |
96.055 |
- |
earthquakephil |
| Stonehands Award |
- |
Fewest WR Points, Season |
- |
97.469 |
- |
BoneCrushers |
| What Tight End? |
- |
Fewest TE Points, Season |
- |
35.383 |
- |
Ike |
| Worst Depth |
- |
Fewest Flex Points, Season |
- |
N/A |
- |
|
| Wide Right |
- |
Fewest K Points, Season |
- |
67 |
- |
Jets |
| SMU Award |
- |
Fewest D Points, Season |
- |
288.5 |
- |
Mom |
| Put Me In, Coach |
- |
Most Points by a Benched Player, Game |
- |
36.897 |
- |
Ben Roethlisberger, Mom, Week 9 |
| Unsupporting Cast |
- |
Fewest RB/WR Points, Season |
- |
268.288 |
- |
Slutbags |
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| INDIVIDUAL HONORS |
- |
Measure |
- |
Value |
- |
Team |
| Most Valuable Player |
- |
Most Points, Season |
- |
361.194 |
- |
Tom Brady, Slutbags |
| Best Ass Kicker |
- |
Most Points By A Defensive Player, Season |
- |
138 |
- |
DeMeco Ryans, Prosaic |
| Best Game |
- |
Most Points By An Individual, Game |
- |
47.682 |
- |
Tom Brady, Slutbags, Week 7 |
| Biggest Steal |
- |
Round Picked Times Total
Points Scored (Multiplied by 0.75 for Quarterbacks) by Offensive player |
- |
542.334 |
- |
Sammy Morris, Clovis, 41.718, Round 13 |
| Offensive Rookie of the
Year |
- |
Most Points By An Offensive Rookie |
- |
152.609 |
- |
Adrian Peterson, BoneCrushers |
| Defensive Rookie of the
Year |
- |
Most Points By A Defensive Rookie |
- |
125.5 |
- |
Patrick Willis, Clovis |
| Who Pissed in Your
Cheerios? |
- |
Most Points By A Defensive Player, Game |
- |
38 |
- |
James Harrison, USA, Week 9 |
| Dan Marino Award |
- |
Most Points By A QB, Season |
- |
361.194 |
- |
Tom Brady, Slutbags |
| Unconscious |
- |
Most Points By A QB, Game |
- |
47.682 |
- |
Tom Brady, Slutbags, Week 7 |
| Eric Dickerson Award |
- |
Most Points By A RB, Season |
- |
177.453 |
- |
LaDainian Tomlinson, Bloodlust |
| Man on a Mission |
- |
Most Points By A RB, Game |
- |
38.338 |
- |
LaDainian Tomlinson, Bloodlust, Week 6 |
| Jerry Rice Award |
- |
Most Points by a WR, Season |
- |
177.643 |
- |
Randy Moss, Gators |
| VERY Wide Receiver |
- |
Most Points by a WR, Game |
- |
35.591 |
- |
Terrell Owens, Spuden, Week 11 |
| The Tightest End |
- |
Most Points by a TE, Season |
- |
103.811 |
- |
Antonio Gates, Mom |
| Best Use Of An End |
- |
Most Points by a TE, Game |
- |
19.906 |
- |
Ben Watson, USA, Week 5 |
| Deadleg Award |
- |
Most Points By A K, Season |
- |
103 |
- |
Stephen Gostkowski, Omni |
| The
It Would Have Been Good From Another 5 Yards Out Award |
- |
Most Points By A K, Game |
- |
21 |
- |
Shayne Graham, PIK, Week 10 |
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| DUBIOUS INDIVIDUAL
ACHIEVEMENTS |
- |
Measure |
- |
Value |
- |
Team |
| Gimp |
- |
Fewest Points by pick in first 2 rounds |
- |
0 |
- |
Anthony Gonzalez, Round 1, Clovis; Rex Grossman, Round 2, Spuden; Ted Ginn Jr, Round 2, earthquakephil |
| Ryan Leaf Award |
- |
Fewest Points by pick in
first 2 rounds, at least 10 starts, Season |
- |
N/A |
- |
|
| The You Got Knocked The
Fuck Out! Award |
- |
Fewest Points, Game |
- |
-7.575 |
- |
Marc Bulger, Omni, Week 7 |
| Best Paperweight |
- |
Most Games, 0 Or Fewer Points |
- |
4 |
- |
Antoine Winfield, Ike;
Javon Walker, Ike; Santana Moss, Mom |
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