| Dumbledores Army PIK | |||
| Pos | Player, Team | ||
| QB | Carson Palmer, CIN | ||
| QB | Brady Quinn(r), CLE | ||
| RB | Joseph Addai, IND | ||
| RB | Willie Parker, PIT | ||
| RB | Steven Jackson, STL | ||
| RB | Maurice Morris, SEA | ||
| RB | Edgerrin James, ARI | ||
| RB | Dwayne Wright(r), BUF | ||
| WR | Roy Williams, DET | ||
| WR | Reggie Wayne, IND | ||
| WR | Dwayne Bowe(r), KC | ||
| WR | Bernard Berrian, CHI | ||
| WR | Wes Welker, NE | ||
| TE | Vernon Davis, SF | ||
| TE | Kellen Winslow, CLE | ||
| PK | Shayne Graham, CIN | ||
| LB | A.J. Hawk, GB | ||
| LB | Ernie Sims, DET | ||
| LB | Chad Greenway, MIN | ||
| LB | Angelo Crowell, BUF | ||
| LB | Gerald Hayes, ARI | ||
| Clovis Skullkrushers | |||
| Pos | Player, Team | ||
| QB | Jon Kitna, DET | ||
| QB | Kevin Kolb(r), PHI | ||
| QB | Tarvaris Jackson, MIN | ||
| QB | Rex Grossman, CHI | ||
| RB | Brian Westbrook, PHI | ||
| RB | Warrick Dunn, ATL | ||
| RB | Michael Pittman, TB | ||
| WR | Braylon Edwards, CLE | ||
| WR | David Patten, NO | ||
| WR | Joey Galloway, TB | ||
| WR | Devery Henderson, NO | ||
| WR | Roydell Williams, TEN | ||
| WR | Kevin Walter, HOU | ||
| TE | Greg Olsen(r), CHI | ||
| PK | Mason Crosby(r), GB | ||
| DL | Jared Allen, KC | ||
| DL | Andre Carter, WAS | ||
| DL | Calvin Pace, ARI | ||
| LB | Patrick Willis(r), SF | ||
| LB | Barrett Ruud, TB | ||
| LB | David Harris(r), NYJ | ||
| USA Fast Guys | |||
| Pos | Player, Team | ||
| QB | Kurt Warner, ARI | ||
| QB | Tony Romo, DAL | ||
| RB | Reggie Bush, NO | ||
| RB | Maurice Jones-Drew, JAC | ||
| RB | Aaron Stecker, NO | ||
| WR | Nate Burleson, SEA | ||
| WR | TJ Houshmandzadeh, CIN | ||
| WR | Larry Fitzgerald, ARI | ||
| WR | Santonio Holmes, PIT | ||
| WR | Brandon Marshall, DEN | ||
| WR | Calvin Johnson(r), DET | ||
| WR | Jabar Gaffney, NE | ||
| TE | Ben Watson, NE | ||
| TE | Tony Scheffler, DEN | ||
| DL | Julius Peppers, CAR | ||
| LB | Demarcus Ware, DAL | ||
| LB | Shaun Phillips, SD | ||
| LB | Derrick O. Johnson, KC | ||
| LB | Ahmad Brooks, CIN | ||
| LB | Paul Posluszny(r), BUF | ||
| LB | James Harrison, PIT | ||
| DB | LaRon Landry(r), WAS | ||
| DB | Chris Harris, CAR | ||
| Bloodlust | |||
| Pos | Player, Team | ||
| QB | Eli Manning, NYG | ||
| QB | Sage Rosenfels, HOU | ||
| RB | Carnell Williams, TB | ||
| RB | Marion Barber, DAL | ||
| RB | Travis Henry, DEN | ||
| RB | Kevin Jones, DET | ||
| RB | LaDainian Tomlinson, SD | ||
| RB | Deshawn Wynn(r), GB | ||
| WR | Steve Smith, CAR | ||
| WR | Shaun McDonald, DET | ||
| WR | Bryant Johnson, ARI | ||
| WR | Mark Clayton, BAL | ||
| TE | Tony Gonzalez, KC | ||
| PK | Jeff Reed, PIT | ||
| LB | Matt Wilhelm, SD | ||
| LB | Ray Lewis, BAL | ||
| LB | Zach Thomas, MIA | ||
| LB | Nick Barnett, GB | ||
| LB | Daryl Smith, JAC | ||
| LB | Stephen Cooper, SD | ||
| LB | Mike Peterson, JAC | ||
| DB | Terrence McGee, BUF | ||
| J E T S | |||
| Pos | Player, Team | ||
| QB | Drew Brees, NO | ||
| QB | Damon Huard, KC | ||
| RB | Ahman Green, HOU | ||
| RB | LaMont Jordan, OAK | ||
| RB | Marshawn Lynch(r), BUF | ||
| RB | Justin Fargas, OAK | ||
| WR | Brandon Stokley, DEN | ||
| WR | Terry Glenn, DAL | ||
| WR | Drew Bennett, STL | ||
| WR | Chris Chambers, SD | ||
| WR | Laveranues Coles, NYJ | ||
| WR | Jerricho Cotchery, NYJ | ||
| TE | Jason Witten, DAL | ||
| PK | David Akers, PHI | ||
| LB | Gary Brackett, IND | ||
| LB | Scott Fujita, NO | ||
| LB | Paris Lenon, DET | ||
| LB | Landon Johnson, CIN | ||
| DB | Edward Reed, BAL | ||
| DB | Bob Sanders, IND | ||
| Ike for President | |||
| Pos | Player, Team | ||
| QB | Donovan McNabb, PHI | ||
| QB | Kellen Clemens, NYJ | ||
| RB | Clinton Portis, WAS | ||
| RB | Chester Taylor, MIN | ||
| WR | Amani Toomer, NYG | ||
| WR | Donte Stallworth, NE | ||
| WR | Chad Johnson, CIN | ||
| WR | Javon Walker, DEN | ||
| WR | Joe Jurevicius, CLE | ||
| TE | Alge Crumpler, ATL | ||
| PK | Lawrence Tynes, NYG | ||
| DL | Jason P. Taylor, MIA | ||
| DL | Aaron Kampman, GB | ||
| DL | Aaron Schobel, BUF | ||
| LB | Derrick Brooks, TB | ||
| LB | London Fletcher, WAS | ||
| LB | Donnie Edwards, KC | ||
| LB | Michael Boley, ATL | ||
| DB | Rashean Mathis, JAC | ||
| DB | Antoine Winfield, MIN | ||
| DB | Jermaine Phillips, TB | ||
| BoneCrushers | |||
| Pos | Player, Team | ||
| QB | Matt Schaub, HOU | ||
| QB | Jay Cutler, DEN | ||
| RB | Ahmad Bradshaw(r), NYG | ||
| RB | Kenny Watson, CIN | ||
| RB | Laurence Maroney, NE | ||
| RB | Earnest Graham, TB | ||
| RB | Thomas Jones, NYJ | ||
| RB | Cedric Benson, CHI | ||
| RB | Adrian Peterson(r), MIN | ||
| RB | Selvin Young(r), DEN | ||
| RB | Adrian Peterson, CHI | ||
| RB | Kenton Keith, IND | ||
| RB | Kenny Irons(r), CIN | ||
| WR | Roddy White, ATL | ||
| WR | Patrick Crayton, DAL | ||
| TE | Dallas Clark, IND | ||
| PK | Jason Hanson, DET | ||
| LB | Omar Gaither, PHI | ||
| LB | Will Witherspoon, STL | ||
| LB | Adalius D. Thomas, NE | ||
| LB | Lofa Tatupu, SEA | ||
| LB | Julian Peterson, SEA | ||
| LB | David Thornton, TEN | ||
| Prosaic Attack | |||
| Pos | Player, Team | ||
| QB | Vince Young, TEN | ||
| QB | Jeff Garcia, TB | ||
| RB | Deshaun Foster, CAR | ||
| RB | Deuce McAllister, NO | ||
| RB | DeAngelo Williams, CAR | ||
| RB | Leon Washington, NYJ | ||
| RB | Najeh Davenport, PIT | ||
| RB | Ryan Grant, GB | ||
| WR | Lee Evans, BUF | ||
| WR | Donald Driver, GB | ||
| WR | Greg Jennings, GB | ||
| WR | Isaac Bruce, STL | ||
| WR | Sidney Rice(r), MIN | ||
| TE | Owen Daniels, HOU | ||
| TE | Marcedes Lewis, JAC | ||
| PK | Jason Elam, DEN | ||
| LB | DeMeco Ryans, HOU | ||
| LB | D.J. Williams, DEN | ||
| LB | Thomas Howard, OAK | ||
| LB | Roger McIntosh, WAS | ||
| DB | Sean Taylor, WAS | ||
| DB | Sean Jones, CLE | ||
| Slutbags | |||
| Pos | Player, Team | ||
| QB | Tom Brady, NE | ||
| QB | JaMarcus Russell(r), OAK | ||
| QB | Joshua McCown, OAK | ||
| RB | Jesse Chatman, MIA | ||
| RB | Ladell Betts, WAS | ||
| RB | Rudi Johnson, CIN | ||
| RB | Chris Henry(r), TEN | ||
| RB | Kolby Smith(r), KC | ||
| WR | Torry Holt, STL | ||
| WR | Anquan Boldin, ARI | ||
| WR | Reggie Williams, JAC | ||
| WR | Bobby Engram, SEA | ||
| TE | Heath Miller, PIT | ||
| PK | Morten Andersen, ATL | ||
| LB | Shawne Merriman, SD | ||
| LB | Kirk Morrison, OAK | ||
| LB | Mike Vrabel, NE | ||
| LB | Derek M. Smith, SF | ||
| LB | Leon Williams, CLE | ||
| DB | Champ Bailey, DEN | ||
| DB | Asante Samuel, NE | ||
| The Omnipotence | |||
| Pos | Player, Team | ||
| QB | Marc Bulger, STL | ||
| QB | John Beck(r), MIA | ||
| QB | Derek Anderson, CLE | ||
| RB | Michael Bush(r), OAK | ||
| RB | Reuben Droughns, NYG | ||
| RB | Michael Turner, SD | ||
| RB | Chris Brown, TEN | ||
| RB | Jason Wright, CLE | ||
| RB | Mewelde Moore, MIN | ||
| WR | Andre Johnson, HOU | ||
| WR | Deion Branch, SEA | ||
| WR | Ronald Curry, OAK | ||
| WR | Drew Carter, CAR | ||
| WR | Marvin Harrison, IND | ||
| TE | Eric Johnson, NO | ||
| PK | Stephen Gostkowski, NE | ||
| DL | Trent Cole, PHI | ||
| LB | Antonio Pierce, NYG | ||
| LB | Karlos Dansby, ARI | ||
| DB | Gibril Wilson, NYG | ||
| DB | Sammy Knight, JAC | ||
| DB | Leigh Bodden, CLE | ||
| earthquakephil | |||
| Pos | Player, Team | ||
| QB | David Garrard, JAC | ||
| QB | Jake Delhomme, CAR | ||
| QB | Trent Edwards(r), BUF | ||
| QB | Philip Rivers, SD | ||
| RB | Darius Walker(r), HOU | ||
| RB | Michael Robinson, SF | ||
| RB | Brandon Jackson(r), GB | ||
| RB | Correll Buckhalter, PHI | ||
| RB | Julius Jones, DAL | ||
| WR | Mike Furrey, DET | ||
| WR | Marques Colston, NO | ||
| WR | James Jones(r), GB | ||
| WR | Arnaz Battle, SF | ||
| TE | Donald Lee, GB | ||
| PK | Kris Brown, HOU | ||
| DL | Osi Umenyiora, NYG | ||
| DL | Dewayne White, DET | ||
| LB | Bradie James, DAL | ||
| LB | Ian Gold, DEN | ||
| LB | John DiGiorgio, BUF | ||
| DB | Ronde Barber, TB | ||
| Team Mom | |||
| Pos | Player, Team | ||
| QB | Ben Roethlisberger, PIT | ||
| QB | Brett Favre, GB | ||
| RB | Ron Dayne, HOU | ||
| RB | Larry Johnson, KC | ||
| RB | Jerious Norwood, ATL | ||
| RB | Ronnie Brown, MIA | ||
| WR | Plaxico Burress, NYG | ||
| WR | Santana Moss, WAS | ||
| WR | Kevin Curtis, PHI | ||
| WR | Muhsin Muhammad, CHI | ||
| WR | Brandon Jones, TEN | ||
| TE | Antonio Gates, SD | ||
| TE | Randy McMichael, STL | ||
| PK | Adam Vinatieri, IND | ||
| DL | Elvis Dumervil, DEN | ||
| DL | Marcus Stroud, JAC | ||
| DL | Mario Williams, HOU | ||
| LB | Channing Crowder, MIA | ||
| LB | Brandon Chillar, STL | ||
| DB | Reggie Nelson(r), JAC | ||
| DB | Darren Sharper, MIN | ||
| Seattle Gators | |||
| Pos | Player, Team | ||
| QB | Peyton Manning, IND | ||
| RB | Tatum Bell, DET | ||
| RB | Garrett Wolfe(r), CHI | ||
| RB | Darren Sproles, SD | ||
| RB | Derrick Ward, NYG | ||
| RB | Frank Gore, SF | ||
| RB | Willis McGahee, BAL | ||
| RB | Fred Jackson(r), BUF | ||
| RB | Sammy Morris, NE | ||
| RB | Antonio Pittman(r), STL | ||
| WR | Anthony Gonzalez(r), IND | ||
| WR | Ted Ginn Jr.(r), MIA | ||
| WR | Darrell Jackson, SF | ||
| WR | Robert Meachem(r), NO | ||
| WR | Randy Moss, NE | ||
| WR | Reggie Brown, PHI | ||
| WR | Vincent Jackson, SD | ||
| WR | Devin Hester, CHI | ||
| WR | Derrick Mason, BAL | ||
| TE | Chris Cooley, WAS | ||
| LB | Jon Beason(r), CAR | ||
| LB | Brian Urlacher, CHI | ||
| LB | Keith Bulluck, TEN | ||
| Grosspepper Spuden | |||
| Pos | Player, Team | ||
| QB | Matt Leinart, ARI | ||
| QB | Brodie Croyle, KC | ||
| QB | Aaron Rodgers, GB | ||
| QB | Troy Smith(r), BAL | ||
| QB | Jason Campbell, WAS | ||
| QB | Matt Hasselbeck, SEA | ||
| RB | Shaun Alexander, SEA | ||
| RB | Lorenzo Booker(r), MIA | ||
| RB | Jamal Lewis, CLE | ||
| RB | Brandon Jacobs, NYG | ||
| RB | LenDale White, TEN | ||
| RB | Fred Taylor, JAC | ||
| RB | Ricky Williams, MIA | ||
| WR | Justin Gage, TEN | ||
| WR | Hines Ward, PIT | ||
| WR | Terrell Owens, DAL | ||
| WR | Jerry Porter, OAK | ||
| WR | Chris Henry, CIN | ||
| WR | D.J. Hackett, SEA | ||
| TE | Todd Heap, BAL | ||
| TE | Jeremy Shockey, NYG | ||
| LB | Lance Briggs, CHI | ||
| LB | E.J. Henderson, MIN | ||