| PLAYOFF HONORS | Measure | - | Value | - | Player/Team | |||
| League Champion | - | Most Points By Team, Championship Game | - | 106.466 | Bloodlust | |||
| First Loser | - | Fewest Points By Team, Championship Game | - | 94.701 | USA | |||
| Playoff MVP | - | Most Points, Individual, Postseason | - | 45.733 | Philip Rivers, earthquakephil | |||
| Championship MVP | - | Most Points, Individual, Championship Game | - | 14 | Demarcus Ware, USA | |||
| Most Points, Playoff Game | - | Most Points, Playoff Game | - | 134.666 | earthquakephil, Week 14 | |||
| Most Points By Team, Postseason | - | Most Points By Team, Postseason | - | 344.265 | Bloodlust | |||
| Most Combined Points, Playoff Game | - | Most Combined Points, Playoff Game | - | 221.164 | Bloodlust 121.998, earthquakephil 99.166 | |||
| Most Combined Points, Championship Game | - | Most Combined Points, Championship Game | - | 201.167 | Bloodlust 106.466, USA 94.701 | |||
| Most QB Points, Playoff Game | - | Most QB Points, Playoff Game | - | 27.233 | Peyton Manning, Week 14, Gators | |||
| Most RB Points, Playoff Game | - | Most RB Points, Playoff Game | - | 24.8 | DeAngelo Williams, Week 14, Prosaic | |||
| Most WR Points, Playoff Game | - | Most WR Points, Playoff Game | - | 18.067 | Brandon Marshall, Week 14, USA | |||
| Most TE Points, Playoff Game | - | Most TE Points, Playoff Game | - | 10.867 | Tony Gonzalez, Week 14, Bloodlust | |||
| Most Flex Points, Playoff Game | - | Most Flex Points, Playoff Game | - | N/A | ||||
| Most K Points, Playoff Game | - | Most K Points, Playoff Game | - | 11 | Neil Rackers, Week 14, Omnipotence | |||
| Most Individual D Points, Playoff Game | - | Most Individual D Points, Playoff Game | - | 21.5 | Demarcus Ware, Week 15, USA | |||
| Most Total D Points, Playoff Game | - | Most Total D Points, Playoff Game | - | 53 | USA, Week 15 | |||
| Most RB/WR/TE Points, Playoff Game | - | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Playoff Game | - | N/A | ||||
| Most RB/WR Points, Playoff Game | - | Most RB/WR Points, Playoff Game | - | 67.4 | USA, Week 14 | |||
| Biggest Blowout in Playoffs | - | Largest Margin of Victory, Playoff Game | - | 66.232 | earthquakephil 134.666, Jets 68.434 | |||
| Most QB Points, Championship Game | - | Most QB Points, Championship Game | - | 16 | Eli Manning, Bloodlust | |||
| Most RB Points, Championship Game | - | Most RB Points, Championship Game | - | 10.8 | Maurice Jones-Drew, USA | |||
| Most WR Points, Championship Game | - | Most WR Points, Championship Game | - | 13.733 | Larry Fitzgerald, USA | |||
| Most TE Points, Championship Game | - | Most TE Points, Championship Game | - | 10.267 | Tony Gonzalez, Bloodlust | |||
| Most Flex Points, Championship Game | - | Most Flex Points, Championship Game | - | N/A | ||||
| Most K Points, Championship Game | - | Most K Points, Championship Game | - | 8 | John Carney, Bloodlust | |||
| Most RB/WR/TE Points, Championship Game | - | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Championship Game | - | 46.534 | USA | |||
| Most RB/WR Points, Championship Game | - | Most RB/WR Points, Championship Game | 37.267 | USA | ||||
| Most Individual D Points, Championship Game | - | Most Individual D Points, Championship Game | - | 14 | Demarcus Ware, USA | |||
| Most Total D Points, Championship Game | - | Most Total D Points, Championship Game | - | 38.5 | Bloodlust | |||
| TEAM HONORS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Player/Team | ||
| Regular Season Champion | - | First Place | - | 10-3 | - | Jets | ||
| Best Record | - | Best Record, Season | - | 10-3 | - | Jets | ||
| Highest Scoring Team | - | Most Points, Season | - | 1785.601 | - | USA | ||
| Lights-Out Performance | - | Most Points, Game | - | 161.799 | - | BoneCrushers, Week 10 | ||
| Monsters of the Superhighway | - | Most D Points, Season | - | 489.5 | - | Clovis | ||
| League Bitch | - | Most Points Against, Season | - | 1336.954 | - | Gators | ||
| Lucky, Lucky Bastid | Fewest Points Against, Season | - | 1161.763 | - | earthquakephil | |||
| Steve Spurrier Award | - | Most QB Points, Season | - | 244.696 | - | Prosaic | ||
| Ground Chuck Award | - | Most RB Points, Season | - | 421.831 | - | BoneCrushers | ||
| Stickum Award | - | Most WR Points, Season | - | 387.335 | - | USA | ||
| Dumpoff Award | - | Most TE Points, Season | - | 90.732 | - | Bloodlust | ||
| 6th Men Award | - | Most Flex Points, Season | - | N/A | - | |||
| Crappiest Red Zone Offense | - | Most K Points, Season | - | 119 | - | Prosaic,USA | ||
| Skillz Award | - | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Game | - | N/A | - | |||
| Kill Em All Award | - | Most D Points, Game | - | 57.5 | - | Gators, Week 13 | ||
| Fab Five | - | Most RB/WR Points, Season | - | 590.599 | Spuden | |||
| DUBIOUS TEAM ACHIEVEMENTS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team | ||
| Loser | - | Worst Record, Season | - | 3-10 | - | PIK,Slutbags,Ike | ||
| On The Clock | - | Last Place | - | 3-10 | - | Ike | ||
| Strongest I-A Candidate | - | Fewest Points, Season | - | 1245.26 | - | Ike | ||
| Hangover Award | - | Lowest Score, Game | - | 31.433 | - | - | ||
| No-Talent Assclowns | - | Fewest RB/WR/TE Points, Game | - | N/A | - | |||
| Tony Dungy Award | - | Fewest QB Points, Season | - | 87.03 | - | Slutbags | ||
| George Siefert Award | - | Fewest RB Points, Season | - | 158.67 | - | earthquakephil | ||
| Stonehands Award | - | Fewest WR Points, Season | - | 83.404 | - | Ike | ||
| What Tight End? | - | Fewest TE Points, Season | - | 29.934 | - | BoneCrushers | ||
| Worst Depth | - | Fewest Flex Points, Season | - | N/A | - | |||
| Wide Right | - | Fewest K Points, Season | - | 83.5 | - | BoneCrushers | ||
| SMU Award | - | Fewest D Points, Season | - | 343.5 | - | Ike | ||
| Put Me In, Coach | - | Most Points by a Benched Player, Game | - | 42.633 | - | Brett Favre, Nihilists, Week 4 | ||
| Unsupporting Cast | - | Fewest RB/WR Points, Season | - | 325.135 | - | Ike | ||
| INDIVIDUAL HONORS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team | ||
| Most Valuable Player | - | Most Points, Season | - | 229.064 | - | Drew Brees, Jets | ||
| Best Ass Kicker | - | Most Points By A Defensive Player, Season | - | 136 | - | James Harrison, Gators | ||
| Best Game | - | Most Points By An Individual, Game | - | 37.466 | - | Matt Cassel, Week 11, PIK | ||
| Biggest Steal | - | Round Picked Times Total Points Scored (Multiplied by 0.75 for Quarterbacks) by Offensive player | - | 1542.1725 | - | Kurt Warner, Prosaic, 186.93, Round 11 | ||
| Offensive Rookie of the Year | - | Most Points By An Offensive Rookie | - | 150.333 | - | Matt Forte, Jets | ||
| Defensive Rookie of the Year | - | Most Points By A Defensive Rookie | - | 73 | - | Jerod Mayo, Slutbags | ||
| Who Pissed in Your Cheerios? | - | Most Points By A Defensive Player, Game | - | 26 | - | Antonio Cromartie, Week 3, Clovis | ||
| Dan Marino Award | - | Most Points By A QB, Season | - | 229.064 | - | Drew Brees, Jets | ||
| Unconscious | - | Most Points By A QB, Game | - | 37.466 | - | Matt Cassel, Week 11, PIK | ||
| Eric Dickerson Award | - | Most Points By A RB, Season | - | 159.265 | - | Thomas Jones, Week 12, BoneCrushers | ||
| Man on a Mission | - | Most Points By A RB, Game | - | 32.666 | - | Brian Westbrook, Week 13, PIK | ||
| Jerry Rice Award | - | Most Points by a WR, Season | - | 114.468 | - | Greg Jennings, | ||
| VERY Wide Receiver | - | Most Points by a WR, Game | - | 27.333 | - | Randy Moss, Week 12, Gators; Anquan Boldin, Week 2, Slutbags | ||
| The Tightest End | - | Most Points by a TE, Season | - | 90.732 | - | Tony Gonzalez, Bloodlust | ||
| Best Use Of An End | - | Most Points by a TE, Game | - | 19.533 | - | Tony Gonzalez, Week 10, Bloodlust | ||
| Deadleg Award | - | Most Points By A K, Season | - | 109 | - | Mason Crosby, BoneCrushers | ||
| The It Would Have Been Good From Another 5 Yards Out Award | - | Most Points By A K, Game | - | 19.5 | - | Jay Feely, Week 10, Spuden | ||
| DUBIOUS INDIVIDUAL ACHIEVEMENTS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team | ||
| Gimp | - | Fewest Points by pick in first 2 rounds | - | 0 | - | Rashad Mendenhall, Omnipotence; Osi Umenyiora, Nihilists | ||
| Ryan Leaf Award | - | Fewest Points by pick in first 2 rounds, at least 10 starts, Season | - | N/A | - | |||
| The You Got Knocked The Fuck Out! Award | - | Fewest Points, Game | - | -6.567 | - | Donovan McNabb, Ike | ||
| Best Paperweight | - | Most Games, 0 Or Fewer Points | - | 4 | - | Heath Miller, Slutbags | ||