| PLAYOFF HONORS | Measure | Value | Player/Team | Year | |||
| League Champion | Most Points By Team, Championship Game | 114.14 | - | Spuden | 2004 | ||
| First Loser | Fewest Points By Team, Championship Game | 44.445 | - | Clovis | 2006 | ||
| Playoff MVP | Most Points, Individual, Postseason | 67 | - | Clinton Portis, Ike | 2003 | ||
| Championship MVP | Most Points, Individual, Championship Game | 31 | - | Amani Toomer, Gators | 2002 | ||
| Most Points, Playoff Game | Most Points, Playoff Game | 137.73 | - | Slippers, Week 14 | 2005 | ||
| Most Points By Team, Postseason | Most Points By Team, Postseason | 369.43 | - | Slippers | 2005 | ||
| Most Combined Points, Playoff Game | Most Combined Points, Playoff Game | 260.13 | - | Slippers 137.791, Mom 122.334, Week 14 | 2005 | ||
| Most Combined Points, Championship Game | Most Combined Points, Championship Game | 219.1 | - | Spuden 114.14, Skies 104.96, Week 16 | 2004 | ||
| Most QB Points, Playoff Game | Most QB Points, Playoff Game | 37.435 | Tom Brady, Slutbags; Week 14 | 2007 | |||
| Most RB Points, Playoff Game | Most RB Points, Playoff Game | 46 | - | Clinton Portis, Ike, Week 14 | 2003 | ||
| Most WR Points, Playoff Game | Most WR Points, Playoff Game | 32 | - | Joe Horn, Ike, Week 15 | 2003 | ||
| Most TE Points, Playoff Game | Most TE Points, Playoff Game | 22.757 | - | Chris Cooley, Clovis, Week 15 | 2005 | ||
| Most Flex Points, Playoff Game | Most Flex Points, Playoff Game | 57 | - | Ike, Week 15 | 2003 | ||
| Most K Points, Playoff Game | Most K Points, Playoff Game | 17 | - | Jay Feely, Sailors, Week 15 | 2001 | ||
| Most Individual D Points, Playoff Game | Most Individual D Points, Playoff Game | 23 | - | Ronde Barber, Tark, Week 15 | 2001 | ||
| Most Total D Points, Playoff Game | Most Total D Points, Playoff Game | 53 | - | USA, Week 15 | 2008 | ||
| Most RB/WR/TE Points, Playoff Game | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Playoff Game | 96.106 | - | Slippers, Week 16 | 2005 | ||
| Most RB/WR Points, Playoff Game | Most RB/WR Points, Playoff Game | TBD | TBD | TBD | |||
| Biggest Blowout in Playoffs | Largest Margin of Victory, Playoff Game | 66.232 | earthquakephil 134.666, Jets 68.434 | 2008 | |||
| Most QB Points, Championship Game | Most QB Points, Championship Game | 26 | - | Peyton Manning, Gators | 2002 | ||
| Most RB Points, Championship Game | Most RB Points, Championship Game | 27.715 | - | Shaun Alexander, Knights | 2005 | ||
| Most WR Points, Championship Game | Most WR Points, Championship Game | 31 | - | Amani Toomer, Gators | 2003 | ||
| Most TE Points, Championship Game | Most TE Points, Championship Game | 10.267 | Tony Gonzalez, Bloodlust | 2008 | |||
| Most Flex Points, Championship Game | Most Flex Points, Championship Game | 35 | - | Skies | 2003 | ||
| Most K Points, Championship Game | Most K Points, Championship Game | 11 | - | Ryan Longwell, Skies (2003), Jason Elam, Gators (2001) | multiple | ||
| Most RB/WR/TE Points, Championship Game | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Championship Game | 54.716 | - | USA | 2007 | ||
| Most RB/WR Points, Championsihp Game | Most RB/WR Points, Championship Game | 52.237 | - | USA | 2007 | ||
| Most Individual D Points, Championship Game | Most Individual D Points, Championship Game | 17.5 | - | Lance Briggs, Slippers | 2005 | ||
| Most Total D Points, Championship Game | Most Total D Points, Championship Game | 45 | - | Knights | 2005 | ||
| TEAM HONORS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Player/Team | |
| Regular Season Champion | - | First Place | - | N/A | - | N/A | N/A |
| Best Record | - | Best Record, Season | - | 12-1 | - | Gators | 2004 |
| Highest Scoring Team | - | Most Points, Season | - | 1785.6 | - | USA | 2008 |
| Lights-Out Performance | - | Most Points, Game | - | 169.68 | - | USA, Week 9 | 2007 |
| Monsters of the Superhighway | - | Most D Points, Season | - | 591 | - | Prosaic | 2007 |
| League Bitch | - | Most Points Against, Season | - | 1390.5 | - | Jets | 2007 |
| Lucky, Lucky Bastid | Fewest Points Against, Season | - | 874.5 | - | USA | 2001 | |
| Steve Spurrier Award | - | Most QB Points, Season | - | 360.63 | - | Slutbags | 2007 |
| Ground Chuck Award | - | Most RB Points, Season | - | 461.89 | - | Bloodlust | 2006 |
| Stickum Award | - | Most WR Points, Season | - | 387.34 | - | USA | 2008 |
| Dumpoff Award | - | Most TE Points, Season | - | 107.76 | - | Mom | 2005 |
| 6th Men Award | - | Most Flex Points, Season | - | 340 | - | Jets | 2002 |
| Crappiest Red Zone Offense | - | Most K Points, Season | - | 141 | - | Manglers | 2003 |
| Skillz Award | - | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Game | - | 87.508 | - | BoneCrushers, Week 13 | 2007 |
| Kill Em All Award | Most D Points, Game | - | 70 | - | Prosaic, Week 7 | 2007 | |
| Fab Five | - | Most RB/WR Points, Season | - | TBD | - | TBD | TBD |
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| DUBIOUS TEAM ACHIEVEMENTS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team | |
| Loser | - | Worst Record, Season | - | 1-12 | - | Rebels, 2005; BoneCrushers, 2006; Ike, 2007 | various |
| On The Clock | - | Last Place | - | N/A | - | N/A | N/A |
| Strongest I-A Candidate | - | Fewest Points, Season | - | 736.5 | - | Maestro | 2003 |
| Hangover Award | - | Lowest Score, Game | - | 20 | - | Maestro, Week 2 | 2001 |
| No-Talent Assclowns | - | Fewest RB/WR/TE Points, Game | - | 0 | - | Maestro, Week 2 | 2001 |
| Tony Dungy Award | - | Fewest QB Points, Season | - | 75 | - | Maestro | 2003 |
| George Siefert Award | - | Fewest RB Points, Season | - | 34 | - | Maestro | 2001 |
| Stonehands Award | - | Fewest WR Points, Season | - | 77.094 | - | Clovis | 2006 |
| What Tight End? | - | Fewest TE Points, Season | - | 1 | - | Manglers | 2002 |
| Worst Depth | - | Fewest Flex Points, Season | - | 127 | - | Todd | 2002 |
| Wide Right | - | Fewest K Points, Season | - | 52 | - | Jets | 2002 |
| SMU Award | - | Fewest D Points, Season | - | 220.5 | - | Reign | 2003 |
| Put Me In, Coach | - | Most Points by a Benched Player, Game | - | 42.633 | - | Brett Favre, Nihilists, Week 4 | 2008 |
| Unsupporting Cast | - | Fewest RB/WR Points, Season | - | TBD | - | TBD | TBD |
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| INDIVIDUAL HONORS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team | |
| Most Valuable Player | - | Most Points, Season | - | 361.19 | - | Tom Brady, Slutbags | 2007 |
| Best Ass Kicker | - | Most Points By A Defensive Player, Season | - | 142.5 | - | Ray Lewis, USA | 2003 |
| Best Game | - | Most Points By An Individual, Game | - | 47.682 | - | Tom Brady, Slutbags, Week 7 | 2007 |
| Biggest Steal | - | Round Picked Times Total Points Scored (Multiplied by 0.75 for Quarterbacks) by Offensive player | - | 1575 | - | Donald Driver, Clovis, 105 Points, Round 15 | 2002 |
| Offensive Rookie of the Year | - | Most Points By An Offensive Rookie | - | 152.61 | - | Adrian Peterson, BoneCrushers | 2007 |
| Defensive Rookie of the Year | - | Most Points By A Defensive Rookie | - | 132 | - | DeMeco Ryans, PIK | 2006 |
| Who Pissed in Your Cheerios? | - | Most Points By A Defensive Player, Game | - | 38 | - | James Harrison, USA, Week 9 | 2007 |
| Dan Marino Award | - | Most Points By A QB, Season | - | 361.19 | - | Tom Brady, Slutbags | 2007 |
| Unconscious | - | Most Points By A QB, Game | - | 47.682 | - | Tom Brady, Slutbags, Week 7 | 2007 |
| Eric Dickerson Award | - | Most Points By A RB, Season | - | 285.86 | - | LaDainian Tomlinson, Bloodlust | 2006 |
| Man on a Mission | - | Most Points By A RB, Game | - | 45 | - | Shaun Alexander, Manglers, Week 4 | 2002 |
| Jerry Rice Award | - | Most Points by a WR, Season | - | 177.64 | - | Randy Moss, Gators | 2007 |
| VERY Wide Receiver | - | Most Points by a WR, Game | - | 35.591 | - | Terrell Owens, Spuden, Week 11 | 2007 |
| The Tightest End | - | Most Points by a TE, Season | - | 106.56 | - | Antonio Gates, Mom | 2005 |
| Best Use Of An End | - | Most Points by a TE, Game | - | 27.715 | - | Antonio Gates, Mom, Week 8 | 2005 |
| Deadleg Award | - | Most Points By A K, Season | - | 130 | - | Jeff Wilkins, Manglers | 2002 |
| The It Would Have Been Good From Another 5 Yards Out Award | - | Most Points By A K, Game | - | 21 | - | Shayne Graham, PIK, Week 10 | 2007 |
| Put Me In, Coach | - | Most Points by a Flex Player, Game | - | 39 | - | Marshall Faulk, Jets, Week 7 | 2002 |
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| DUBIOUS INDIVIDUAL ACHIEVEMENTS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team | |
| Gimp | - | Fewest Points by pick in first 2 rounds | - | 0 | - | 2005: Lee Suggs, Round 2, Knights; LaBrandon Toefield, Round 2, Omni; Travis Henry, Round2, USA… 2006: LenDale White, Round 1, Spuden; Curtis Martin, Round 1, mcnuggets; Vernon Davis, Round 2, PIK… 2007: Anthony Gonzalez, Round 1, Clovis; Rex Grossman, Round 2, Spuden; Ted Ginn Jr, Round 2, earthquakephil; 2008: Rashard Mendenhall, Omni; Osi Umenyiora, Nihilists | various |
| The You Got Knocked The Fuck Out! Award | - | Fewest Points, Game | - | -13.59 | - | Rex Grossman, Slutbags, Week 6 | 2006 |
| Ryan Leaf Award | - | Fewest Points by pick in first 2 rounds, at least 10 starts, Season | - | 29 | - | Jerry Rice, Sailors, Round 2, 10 Games | 2003 |
| Best Paperweight | - | Most Games, 0 Or Fewer Points, Season | - | 9 | - | Cam Cleeland, Manglers | 2002 |
| Note: Stats for 2004 are incomplete, thus any regular season records, postseason records, and weekly records set in weeks 8-13 in that year are missing. | |||||||
| Note: Flex Starter records no longer apply, RB/WR/TE records and the Ryan Leaf Awards are no longer tracked | |||||||