| Harry Potter: A Reversal By Buni – 1/23/02 OOC: Erm…1000.9/5 Plot: Uhuh…0/5 Idea: 4/5 Ultra-short Chapters: 5/5 Over All: 1/5 Since the Sailor Moon section of FF.net has forsaken me, I decided to look around the Harry Potter area more then I usually do. After the horrors I have witnessed in the Sailor Moon section, none of the Harry Potter fics strike me as horrible…until now… The basic idea of the story is that Harry, Hermione, and Ron switch places. For example- Hermione becomes the “Girl Who Lived” while Harry now has six brothers. However, this was done by accident so the rest of the school is aware that Harry really is the “Boy Who Lived” and so on. This would mean the story is interlay out of character. ~.^ I was fairly happy and interested when I read the story summary hoping for a good fic since this wasn’t a usual idea- perhaps someone should rip all the logic out of me. As always…the first line of the story: As Harry Slept he thought. Well, that wasn’t bad was it? That’s what I thought, until sentence two sprang up into my face and ripped out my already abused eyes. “What if every thing was different?” he thought. *sobs* If the author is dense enough to cite that Harry is thinking –twice-…this isn’t going to be a pretty fic… The story continues as Harry and Ron are awakened from explosions caused by the infamous Weasley Twins. They are said to be watching the twins demonstrate their new product; oddly, Hermione is with them as well. O__o Even though this story will be out of character when the change occurs, it doesn’t give the author the right to make Hermione OOC before the accident. X.x Just then Professor Mogonagall burst through the door. “ that is anoffe!” ,she yelled, “ Weasley! Weasly! come with me!” Mogonagall? Is that a new professor? Perhaps the new Defense Against the Dark Arts? Hm…her name sounds a lot like Professor McGonagall’s… Mogonagall must also have some kind of accent to pull of sounds such as “anoffe”. Ah! And one of the twins changed their last name…yeah…this fic is really interesting now… --;; Some how the author also thinks that they do not need to capitalize the beginning of speaking phrases after the first small portion. --;; The twins happened to be making “Favorable Tarts”, tarts that turn your enemy into your best friends. On their way out, they drop one into Harry’s hands basically telling him to give it to Draco. What a wonderful idea! He quickly told Hermionie and Ron and they started to form a plan. AHHH! MORE OOC! *hides under a rock* When the hell did Harry want Draco to become his best friend? @_@ Why would Ron even agree? I’m not sure about Hermionie since I’ve never read about her before…perhaps a self-insertion? Hermione’s lost twin sister? *shrugs* The world may never know. Soon everyone was in the Great Hall. The Trio had formed a plan. Ron was going to walk by Draco and Drop the Tart on his plate. It was incredibly Simple but they knew Malfoy would eat it. My precious Draco is now an imbecile like his freaking bodyguards. >.< Hm…I wonder if Trio, Drop, Tart, and Simple are new students to Hogwarts… Distant relatives to Snap, Crackle, and Pop? *eats rice crispy treat* Suddenly there was a huge Flash of light and a large blast. Hermionie woke up in the the Hospital wing and put her hand on her head. *chokes on rice crispy treat* THERE’S A FLASHER AT HOGWARTS! And that is the end of the first chapter…the author say they wont continue until they get five reviews. *snorts* Who’s going to give that reviews? Obviously…there are a lot of brain dead people out there… I’ve read through chapters two and three, I’m too scared to continue. ;_; Although, I did find some of the chapter names hilarious… Chapter 3 - Some one finds out we don’t want to find out *on the screen* 7. – A little bittite chapter First off…the chapters are freaking short already! Second, what the hell is “bittite”? Michirelley does not take kindly to “bittite”s! The author also continually spells the word “captain” wrong. Instead, they spell it as “caption”. Obviously they mean “captain” since the phrase is “Quidditch caption”. *shakes head* From chapter two: “ As most of you know there was a explosion in the Great Hall yesterday. This explosion caused a memory charm on those three students.” He stared at everyone in the room this including--Snape, Mogonagall, Sirius, and Remeus. There’s Mogonagall again… Oddly, Mogonagall gets to be informed about Sirius but McGonagall does not. Remus has a twin too?!? OH GOOD GOD! IT’S A PARRALEL HARRY POTTER STORY! “…please tell your students that they have abnishia…” -Dumbledore Alright Dumbledore…what the hell is “abnishia”?!?! Chapter Three author’s notes: There are NOT going to be any romance for Hermionie Ron and Harry! It would be TOO weird! I mean come on! Hermionie would have a crush on Cho! Am I sensing a bit of homophobia? *Michirelley runs in with a hammer* Get away from my monitor dammit! Go bring up the story on Hilo’s and kill her computer!! From chapter three: “Why in the world is Harry riding Ron Nimbus Two Thousand?” ,asked Katie Bell. “I don’t know, but why is Harry playing Keeper and why is Hermionie riding Harry’s Firebolt?” ,asked Angelina Jonston. First off…when did Ron acquire a Nimbus2000? And how the hell did Hermionie replace Hermione and retrieve Harry’s Firebolt? Did she just mosey on up to the boy’s dormitories and grab it? Perhaps Harry got it for her…eh…but why would he give it to Hermionie? He doesn’t even know a Hermionie! Well..since the author can't get any other names strait...maybe I shouldn't comment that it is "Johnson", not "Jonston". Whoops, too late... --;; By the Next day everyone was aware of the Situation and everyone was acting very nice to the trio even the Slytherens. Next and Situation have now joined the school population. It seems like a new house has also sprung up…now we know where all the new students are staying… “Finally I have what I need to get him!” Yelled Voltomort. He laughed. *shrivels into a little ball* “He Laughed.” X.x Voldemort has a twin to?!?! AHH! ATTACK OF VOLTO- THE NEXT GENERATION DARK WIZARD!! *screams and runs* Maybe someday when I’m feeling REALLY bored…I’ll go back to this story and add about the other chapters I will not even touch at the moment. *Michirelley runs back in with hammer* Go break the computer at the Slytheren house!! It sounds like Trio, Drop, and Next need you! *shields computer* CHERRY-O! HILO! EAGLE VISION! TROWA!!! *sobs* WHERE ARE YOU? |