| So I'm sitting here, minding my own bussiness at FF.net like I usually do when I'm being a lazy-ass bitch and lo-and-behold, I stumble upon this little fic. And I say to myself (yes, I do talk to myself) "You, little fic, are going to be my soap box." To begin with, my apologize to the author, who seems like a well-enough person. They just so happened to get in my way when I was thinking about going on a rant about out of canon fics anyway. So usually, I'm not a big worrier about an out of canon pairing. Except when it comes to Seiya. If we haven't realized by now I feel very strongly about Seiya. And I have two big hang-ups about him. 1.) I like it when Seiya is male, even though thats only in the anime, that's how I like Seiya and 2.) I like Seiya best when he's boinking Kakyuu or Yaten. Which bring me to a random point about myself, I'm a slash-a-holic, and you probably shouldn't get in my way when I see two guys standing near each other. Not a pretty sight. XD The thing with this fic is that this is so...unpropostionable that that fact in itself makes it a bad story. To begin with, Seiya is romancing Setsuna. There are two main reasons I can think of that would not allow this fic to work: One, Seiya and Setsuan basically never even look at each other through the enitre seiries and Two, Haruka. Like Haruka-sama would even let Seiya get NEAR Setsuna without trying to maim him with blunt objects. It just doens't work like that. So the author covers it up bluntly saying that Haruka and Seiya made ammends and Haruka is basically doing it on behalf of Setsuna, which is sweet, and then she goes and boinks Michiru. Woo! This fic has one of the bravest sex scenes that I've ever seen wherein Seiya boinks Setsuna on some table top in the ktiched, though memory fails me as to which one it is. Overall Plot: 3/5 Original, again, but still...too original maybe? Humor/Sadness: 0/5 There wasnt really any thing funny or tragic about it so it's ok that it didn't have it. Writing Style: 4/5 Its actually well written, this is just my out of canon soap box fic. SMUT Leve: 5/5 I read a lot of NC-17 ones. I enjoy them. I like sex. ._. I do! Cherry-O Says: Even I have had the idea of trying to pair people where they don't belong. But for some reason, this pair just really doesn't work. I'm issuing a notice right now: I need more Seiya slash. Puncuate that with a dammit. That is a dammit sentance, because my slash drive is running low. I'll give you a cookie! =D Cherry-O out! |