You
Might You're a Homeschooler If...
(My thoughts in parenthesis)
1. You come to school in your PJ's. (Just
about every day)
2. Your stacks of books to check out is
taller than the librarian. (Not that I know of...)
3. Your PE comes from chasing little toddlers
around.
4. Your school bus is a 9 passenger van.
(Thank God, no!)
5. You consider school work after lunch to be
cruel and unusual punishment. (Well up until last year I
did)
6. Your father has ever told the check-out
lady at Wal-mart, "We're on a field trip." (No but my mom prob
has)
7. Your social life is viewed by some to be
one rung lower than that of a Benedictine monk. (haha yea)
8. Your teacher has ever written your report
card on a napkin. (I think so)
9. You have to move dirty laundry off your
desk before your can start school.
10. The signatures on your diploma all end
with the same last name.
11. Everyone else in the world is referred to
as "Non-homies." (No but I do say "homies")
12. Your Mother's wardrobe consists primarily
of denim jumpers and vests. (Not really but most homeschool moms
do)
13. The word 'homework' sounds like an
foreign language.
14. Your yearbook is also your babybook.
15. A snow day means that you shovel the
driveway after you finish your school work.
16. You forward e-mails between Math and
English. (of course)
17. You enjoy the pastime of watching public
school kids walk home from school. (I used to when I was like in 1st
grade)
18. You have to look at the clock to see if
you can call your public school friends yet. (yup)
19. You think that public-school-kid is an
insult of the highest degree. (Not really)
20. Health class consists of cooking
breakfast. (or eating breakfast)
21. You have to decide what year you want to
graduate. (haha no just what day...Friday,May 13th! woo!)
22. You are always late but just call it
"homeschooler time."
23. You can remember nearly every single day
you went to public school. (Nope b/c I've never been to public
school)
24. The teacher can kiss the principal, and
no one thinks it's unusual.
25. You get to school and the teacher asks
you if you've done all your chores. (yes)
26. You are one of the best people in the
world! (Where did this one come from?)
27. Your school dress code is: No Nudity
Allowed (lol pretty much)
28. You sleep in till 9 am on weekdays but
get up at 7 am on Sundays (Pretty close to it)
29. You know what a 'Park Day' is
30. You have ever suffered through Saxon Math
(unfortunately)
31. All birthdays are school holidays (Well
mine and Tara's are both school holidays anway..so)
32. You have ever finished your schoolwork
before breakfast (I think I have)
33. You taunt high schooled friends during
finals week (Naw I'm not that mean)
34. You spend more than 2 hours each day
reading and writing....voluntarily (Not lately)
35. You know what 'Unit Studies' are (once
again, unfortunately)
36. You have more than 2 science experiments
going on in your room (nope)
37. You know more than 1 Latin paradigm
38. You have ever spent the entire school day
in pajamas (see #1)
39. You regularly utilize words such as:
"malingering", "tedious", and "indubitably" (Not that I know
of)
40. You consider sled riding phys ed (umm
yeah)
41. Your IQ is greater than your weight (hey
I don't even know my IQ)
42. You have ever attempted to teach yourself
physics (well if I took physics then yes, but I did teach myself
geometry and biology)
43. When asked about your GPA, you say: "Oh,
probably 4.0."
44. You actually want to receive books on
your birthday (Hey, books are good)
45. By the time you wake up and have
breakfast all your public school friends are on their way home. (I
wish)
46. Cleaning your room counts as Phys-Ed.(umm
no)
47. Your field trip takes you over seas. (not
yet)
48. Shop class includes watching your brother
fix his car. (or dad in my case)
49.Your track meet is riding into town to
race bikes with a friend.
50. People think youre Mormon because
you have so many siblings. (not my family, but I'm sure that is
thought of ALOT of hs families)
51. You are known as a smart kid
instead of a nerd. (No, just the computer geek)
52. Your car is a minivan.(Chevy
Astro to be precise. I'm so glad we sold that thing!)
53. You are 18 and you still dont own a
car (Well I'm not 18 yet, but it's beginning to look that
way)
54. Someone can list every school within four
states and you can still say, Nope, I dont go
there.
55. You have to go to the nearest college to
take honors classes.
56. You never have to worry about getting a
date to prom. (That's the truth)
57. You don't ever have to pay for
prom.
58. You complain about having to get up by
11.
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