"Quotes," Jokes, Songs, Languages, Guidelines, and Plans

 

 

"Quotes"

Night before camp 2003:

 

Savvy: "I like the part where the birds get twiterpated." Angela: "It takes two to twiterpate unless you're just really weird."

 

"Look, it's an UFO!!!"-Me

 

"Let's run thru the sprinklers."-Us

 

I'm gonna walk 2 my house, bang on the door yellin 'Let me n, Let me n', grab Pinocchio & say c u later & walk back 2 Savvy's."-Ang

 

"Please don't!"-Erin "Please do."-Erin

 

"What are you laughing at?"-Ang "I don't know!!"-Erin

 

"I got it. We will climb out the window, jump the fence and walk"-Erin "Why don't we just push the car and drive?"-Ang

 

"Lets take the sign"-Erin

 

Camp:

"I Pray 4 you!" - Us to David

"Are you for real?!" - Us

"My feet are crooked"-Savvy

(2003)

"Yoohoo, God... RAPTURE?!" -Stacia

 

"I think they're deaf, they can't see us."-Angela

 

"Jeremy, you bleb!"-Angela; Blebs 4-ever

 

"Ring the bells"-Austin (talking in his sleep)

 

Savvy: "Smoking Mountains."

Erin: "oh my gosh I was thinking the same thing!"

 

"Erin, LOOK!!"-Angela holding a box of Nilla Wafers as Erin climbs in the back door of the van

 

Savvy: "Nilla Wafers are the best thing since sliced bread."

Ang: "They are sliced."

 

(Looking at Stacia's socks) "How 2 dump your boyfriend, how 2 dump your boyfriend. It doesn't tell ('Look at the pics.'-Stacia). Oh, I get it now! In the trash can!!"-Angela

 

Angela:" Savannah!!"

Savvy: "Angela! I didn't do it!"

Angela: "Yes you did!"

 

"No touchy!"-Brandin & the Blebs

 

"You can't tell me what to name my bear, so bleep off!"-Savvy

 

"You guys, I'm really starting to worry about that stain!"-Savvy

 

"I'm hurting on the inside."-Savvy

 

"For the 1st time....for the 1st time".... (Stacia & Erin interrupted me). Guys let me finish my 1st time sentence! Uh, I forgot!"-Angela

 

"Piercing eyes." -Savvy

 

Six Flags 2002:

"I did it, in Tara's room, with the screwdriver!"-Erin

"I want to see the sunrise!"-Erin

"She's taking up a fourth of the seat!"-Angela

"A new day has come!!!!"-Us

"Oh my goodness"-Mitchell

"Tara, I'm going to kick your donkey"-Savvy

"Oh you guys I got the greatest idea=) Lets throw Tara's clothes out the window=)!!" -Erin

"We ate Goldie. And mother, and father, and brother, and sister, and uncle. We didn't eat the aunt."-Us

(2003)

"Look u guys, there's a lizard!"-Christi

Dude on Superman: "Does anybody have any chewing gum?"

Savvy: "Sure, you want me to throw it back there?"

"Angela, you do know that the sole purpose of him coming up there was to calm you down."-Christi

Angela: "Ohh... I have to write that down!"

Christi: "Oh, you & your quotes!"

"We look like ketchup & mustard!"-Me "& we even have yellow on our shirts 2!"-Erin "That's y I said we looked like ketchup & mustard!"-Me

 

Friday the 13th

Aug. 2002:

"Your windows are broken"-Erin at 5:30am

Dec. 2002:

"We're back." - Us

June 2003:

Me: "Erin, watch my straw."

Erin: "Ok, I'll watch it...sink 2 the bottom.";

Then Angela spewed the milkshake all over Savvy, the wall, the counter, etc.

"Shh, we're hunting rabbits."-Angela

Erin: "hmph."

Angela: "hmph."

Erin: "What u laughin' at?"

Angela: "I'm laughin' at you."

Erin: "Good, cuz I'm laughin' at you."

Me: "Ok, I think you've both gone over the edge."

Erin: "This is funny."

Angela: "What is?"

Erin: "I don't know!"

"Pinocchio is a bad movie. It has 2 bad words."-Us

"Part the Red Sea" -Ang & Erin

"We're gonna jump the fence"-Erin "Why can't I just open the fence"-Angela

You take some of the 2% milk & 1% milk & Ang. thought you got 1½%. Savvy thought you got 3% & Erin thought you got 2% (½ of the 2% added 2 the 1%=2%). -Us

Feb. 2004:

"Savvy likes to eat the pants." Erin & Ang

Angela: "Spongebob is gay!"

Erin & Savvy: "No he's not. He's a sponge."

"Spongebob scares me!" -Ang

"Mooo…..hahahahaha." -Us

"We know your secrets!!" -Us

"How long is your attention span? Like 5 minutes??" -Ang

Angela: "Is that because you go places you're not supposed to?"

Savvy: "No….."

Angela: "Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night."

Savvy: "Too many people thinking!!"

Erin: "We think as one."

Savvy: "That's the sad part."

Angela: "You think it, and I say it."

Erin: "We have a vibe."

"Upper case me!!!"-Savvy

"I wish I could dream about him, he's cute." -Ang about Orlando Bloom

"We're going to have a Memorial Service for Spongebob." - Erin & Savvy

"Three for one- It's a special deal!!" -Us

"Panties are cute, especially Spongebob."- Erin

Random:

(2001)

"A moment of silence…AMEN!!"- Us

(2002)

"Climb every mountain, soar every...sea!"-Angela

"I get depressed when I see dogs die."-Angela

"We're missing a fourth of us!"-Ang

"If I touch flesh I'm gonna scream!"-Ang

"I'm having a blonde 'revolution'!"-Angela

"Down in front"-guy @ the Stars

"I didn't hear it through the grapevine, I heard it straight from the grape!" -Savvy

"Who's the Jones??"-Ang

"I fired you"-Ang to Erin "You can't fire me"-Erin

"M. Fro is our friend she likes us...the stupid fat girl Sammy hates us ....we will take her to see her. She will take care of her. You can have your po-ta-toes and chips"-'Smeag'

"Left! No right, I mean left. Right!!!" -Savvy & Angela

(2003)

"Eww, you use the same chapstick...that is like kissing them" -Mr. M

Erin: "What are you trying to do? Kill me?"

Savvy: "Yes with a deadly kiss!"

"Everything is good. Life is good, the world is good, God is good. But man is not good." -Erin

"Two Erin's in this world would destroy it!"- Angela

Lizzy22Liz: I mean every thing we try to do...it never turns out=)

"Hey lets jump up in the windows so that when people drive by they can see us and we can scare them!" - Erin

"Not listening, I'm not listening!"- Erin

Mr. J: "We b dough.com"

Angela: "Is that really the web-site?"

Mr. J: "No Angela, just go w/ me here"

Erin: "Three peas in a pod"

Savvy: "Well, I'm not in the middle."

Angela: "You are right now"

Erin: "The interpreter between the two blondes!!"

Savvy: "Not funny"

"Amen! Praise God. Be healed, ect".-Ang & Erin in teen class while banging on the tables

"...and the coolest part is, we can't get in trouble!"-Savvy

"I'm soaking up God's sunshine" -Angela

Guy at Decatur High: "At least we didn't have to stand in line."

Savvy: "We didn't have to either."

Angela: "Yeah, all we had to do was buy the man a coke."

"We're buyin' him a coke & he's gettin' picky."-Angela

"Amen to the valley."-Michael

"I can get home in 30 minutes.... if I run the speed limit."-Logan

"Look at me when you're talking to me. I mean, your not talking I am, but look at me. Stop looking to me."-Ang talking to Savvy

Heather: "You suck."

Angela: "That's what you think Ms. Fa-Breeze!"

"Opps wrong door. My bad." - Savvy

"I can't think right now!!!"- Angela banging a pixy stick against her head

(2004)

Michael: "You know what Santa says."

Erin: "No what?"

Michael: "She's a ho ho ho."

Michael: "I think Santa left one of his ho's here when he went back to the North Pole" David: "No man he left two ho's, now he is only ho."

"Cheater!" -Erin & Ang

 

 

Jokes:

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building" The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too. "The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. The blond opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again! "The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much. "Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.............are you ready for it?...................."Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."

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There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting "88, 88, 88, 88..." until a blonde came up to her and said, "That looks like fun, can I try?" The brunette said sure so the blonde chanted, "88, 88, 88, 88.." "Well," said the brunette, "That is fun. But what is even more fun is if you say it in the middle of the street" So the blonde said "OK" and stood in the middle of the street. "88, 88, 88, 88-" BAM! She was run over by a car, completely flattened. Along the side of the road, the brunette began to chant, "89, 89, 89, 89...

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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. Oh, I really liked it," she replied , especially all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents. Dumbfounded, her date asked, What doyou mean? Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback! "Hel-LLLO...it's only 25 cents! I hate to think what they'd do if it was a whole DOLLAR?

 

 

 

 

Songs:

"The Pirate Song"

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

 

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

 

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite.

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

We burn up the city, we're really a fright.

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

 

We're rascals, scoundrels, villains and knaves.

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs!

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads.

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads!

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

 

"Somewhere Out There"

Somewhere out there,

Beneath the pale moonlight,

Someone's thinkin' of me,

And loving me tonight.

Somewhere out there,

Someone saying a prayer.

That we'll find one another

In that big somewhere out there.

And even though I know

How very far apart we are,

It helps to think we might be

Wishing on the same bright star.

And when the night wind

Starts to sing a lonesome lullaby,

It helps to think we're sleeping

Underneath the same big sky.

Somewhere out there

If love can see us through.

Then we'll be together

Somewhere out there

Out where dreams

Come true.

 

"Tomorrow"

The Sun will come out tomorrow

Bet your bottom dollars that tomorrow

There'll be sun.

Just thinkin' about tomorrow

Clears away the cobwebs

And the sorrow.

 

When I'm stuck with a day

That's gray and lonely

I just stick out my chin and grin and say…

Tomorrow, Tomorrow,

I love ya tomorrow

You're only a day away.

 

 

Languages:

Definition of our Language: We write Pig Latin (aasol absdrawkca). Some of us speak Spanish (¿Hablas español?), & one of us speaks French (parlevous Francia? Je sais=)). We also make up our own cuss words. I.E. Jackdonkey, sh…….it. Jackhole. A money sign ($) money sign ($). Bleep/beep off, Taco beep. Our goodbyes are toodles (Savvy), strudles (Erin) & yoodles (Ang).

Abbreviations: kik = lol

 

Guidelines:

My parents taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"...If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

My parents taught me RELIGION.

"...You better pray to God that will come out of the carpet."

My parents taught me about TIME TRAVEL!

"...If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My parents taught me LOGIC.

"...Because I said so, and that's all there is to it" (hate that phrase)

My parents taught me MORE LOGIC.

"...If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."! (duh)

My parents taught me FORESIGHT.

"...Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." (spongebob sleepypants panties)

My parents taught me IRONY.

"...Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." (a fist in the face..)

My parents taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"....Shut your mouth and eat your supper." (is that a threat??)

My parents taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"...Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" (we can't even SEE the back of our neck)

My parents taught me about STAMINA.

"...You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." (I've sat there a long time….)

My parents taught me about WEATHER.

"...This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." (nope, just a hurricane)

My parents taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"....If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" (practice what you preach)

My parents taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"...I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." (hehe, they wish)

My parents taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"....Stop acting like your sister!" (is that an insult??)

My parents taught me about ENVY.

"...There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." (Can they have mine?)

My parents taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"...Just wait until we get home." (they'll forget)

My parents taught me about RECEIVING.

"....You are going to get it when you get home!" (but my mom always forgets-Savvy)

My parents taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"....If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stick like that." (that's an urban legend)

My parents taught me ESP.

"...Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" (My parents aren't the only ones that know when I'm cold. -Ang)

My parents taught me HUMOR.

"....When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." (I won't be able to run)

My parents taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"...If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." (What happened to me then?)

My parents taught me GENETICS.

"...You're just like your father." (I plead the 5th)

My parents taught me about my ROOTS.

"...Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" (if I was born in a barn, means you were livin' in one too)

My parents taught me WISDOM.

"....When you get to be my age, you'll understand." (Right……)

And my favorite: my parents taught me about JUSTICE.

"...One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you." (not me)

 

Things I've learned about Alabama .....

Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Alabama.

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Alabama, plus a couple no one's seen before.

Possums will eat anything.

Armadillos love to dig holes under tomato plants.

Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe.

If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.

A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.

Onced and Twiced are words.

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.

Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.

People actually grow and eat okra.

Fixinto is one word.

A tank is a dirt hole in the ground that holds water for irrigation, watterin' the cows, swimming, or a weekly bath.

There ain't no such thing as "lunch". There's only dinner and then there's supper.

Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're 2.

Backards and forwards means I know everything about you.

'Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"

You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is.

You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

Darn near everyone knows 5 or more cloud types (guess they got to be look'n out for them there ternayders-(translation: tornados)

 

Erin, Savvy, and Angela's future plans and ideas!

1) We get together on EVERY Friday the 13th forever and ever. That means even when we are like 30, and who knows even maybe when we are like 50! And we are going to kick everyone out of the house we are in so we will have it all to ourselves. So watch out on Friday the 13th, you might have your house rolled.

 

2) We are going to do a Ya Ya Sisterhood thing. We are going to do a time capsule so that if one of us ever starts to get to old and boring then we will dig it up and remind that person of what we use to be like and how much fun we had and how CRAZY we were. We will put all of our crazy strategies we have had in it.

 

3) We are going to do like A Walk to Remember...be in two places at once.

 

4) We are going to actually stay up ALL night and ALL day and not go to sleep as soon as the sun rises, like we always do.

 

5) We are going to take a FUN ROAD TRIP! Where we'll go we don't know.

 

6) Erin and Angela are going to get Savvy off of DQ. Cause it is a sick perverted show.

 

7) We are going to dissect Angela's dogs and also G.B. But first we are going to clone him so that it really isn't murder....is it? We don't know what you call it, but it isn't murder.

 

8) We are going to go to 6flags again this year, and have even more fun!

 

9) We are going to roll some peoples houses...and were not telling who we have in mind.

 

10) Get ungrounded and stay ungrounded for more then a couple of weeks.

 

11) Graduate on May Friday the 13th of 2005!

 

12) We are going to design awesome new toe socks (with soles!).

 

13)! We are going to STAY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER and ever and ever. Kinda scary to think of us three always together.

 

"Never underestimate the power of best friends...especially when they're together!"

 

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