4~14~01
"Profanity is the effort of a feeble mind
to express itself forcefully." *Unknown*
( Sounds like my EX )

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
a sense of humor to console him for what he is."
*Sir Francis Bacon*

"It's not true that nice guys finish last.
Nice guys are winners before the game even starts. " *Addison Walker*

"Blessed is she who sits on a tack for she shall rise with great sayings."
*Unknown* (I Love that one!)

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."
*Jerry Seinfeld*

"You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person." *Shannon Reese*

"Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do."
*John Wooden*

"The main cause for failure and unhappiness is
trading what you want most for what you want at the moment."
*Unknown*

"As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time."
*John Mason*

"Sometimes I wish I was what I was, when I wished I was what I am now."
*Unknown*

"There are too many people praying for mountains of difficulty to be removed,
when what they really need is courage to climb them." *Unknown*

"Problems are only opportunities in work clothes." *Henry J. Kaiser*

"Blessed is he who makes his companions laugh." *The Koran*

3~26~01
"The scientific theory I like best is that
the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost luggage."
*Mark Russell*

"The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook."
*William James*

"Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third."
*Knute Rockne*

"Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls.
Intelligence is not trying." *Anonymous*

"The road to success is always under construction." *Unknown*

"You can learn many things from children.
How much patience you have, for instance."
*Franklin P. Adams*

"The four surefire rules for success:
Show up, Pay attention, Ask questions, Don't quit."
*Rob Gilbert, PH.D.*

3~14~01
"They say a person needs just three things
to be truly happy in this world.
Someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for."
*Tom Bodett*

"The similarities between me and my father are different."
*Dale Berra, baseball's Yogi Berra's son*

"Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world,
which I find myself constantly walking around
in the daytime, and falling into at night."
*Edna St. Vincent Millay*

"Anger repressed can poison a relationship
as surely as the cruelest words." *Dr. Joyce Brothers*

"A day is a span of time no one is wealthy enough to waste." *Anon.*

"Over-confidence -- the feeling you have just before you know better."
*Unknown*

"Think for yourself and let others enjoy
the privilege of doing so too." *Voltaire*

"People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes."
*Abigail Van Buren*

"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible."
*Frank Zappa*

"The squeaky wheel doesn't always get greased;
it often gets replaced." *John Peers*

2~19~01
"It is awfully important to know
what is and what is not your business."
*Gertrude Stein*

"Never eat more than you can lift." *Miss Piggy*

"A careful study of economics usually reveals
that the best time to buy anything is last year."
*Unknown*

"Love is not blind,
it simply enables one to see things others fail to see." *Anonymous*

"True success is overcoming the fear of being unsuccessful."
*Paul Sweeney*

"What you are afraid to do is a clear indicator
of the next thing you need to do." *Anonymous*

"Do not use a hatchet
to remove a fly from a friend's forehead."
*Chinese Proverb* (GOOD Advice!)

"If you don't like something change it;
if you can't change it, change the way you think about it."
*Mary Engelbreit*

"You live longer once you realize
that any time spent being unhappy is wasted." *Ruth E. Renkl*

"Success is important only to the extent that it
puts one in a position to do more things one likes to do."
*Sara Caldwell*

"Try not to become a man of success
but rather try to become a man of value." *Albert Einstein*

"Don't marry the person you think you can live with;
marry only the individual you think you can't live without."
*Dr. James C. Dobson*

"Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile...
initially scared me to death." *Betty Bender*

"If a man harbors any sort of fear,
it makes him landlord to a ghost."
*Lloyd Douglas*

"Saying nothing...
sometimes says the most. "
*Emily Dickinson*

1~20~01
"Things turn out best for people who make the best
of the way things turn out." *Anon.*

"What we call reality is an agreement
that people have arrived at to make life more livable."
*Louise Nevelson*

"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road
and enjoy the journey." *Babs Hoffman*

"Middle age is when your narrow waist and broad mind exchange places! " *Unknown*

"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on."
*Roseanne Arnold*

"Sharing what you have is more important than what you have."
*Albert M. Wells, Jr.*

"Life is like a rainbow.
You need both the sun and the rain to make its colors appear." *Unknown*

"Only passions, great passions,
can elevate the soul to great things." *Denis Diderot*

"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself."
*Ethel Barrymore*

"What we love to do we find time to do." *John L. Spalding*

"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."
*Unknown* (How True!)

"You can't get where you're going
while you're living where you've been."
*Dalton Roberts*

"Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut."
*Paul Miller*

"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."
*Unknown*

"A smile is the lighting system of the face,
the cooling system of the head
and the heating system of the heart."
*Unknown*