Metal Sucks

Yes I know I already mentioned how bad metal sucks in a previous article, but due to my recent move to college it bares repeating. Honestly is there any use for Vanadium? How about Technetium? Or even Rutherfordium? Oooh! Your half-life is about three-tenths of second, meaning you spontaneously disappear as soon you're formed. Arent you cool? Metal is completely overrated and unnecessary for life...

Not to mention it's also a trendy subculture where your ability to stomach 124th note double bass drums (which sound like if you put your lips together and blow air through the top and and bottom of your mouth at the same time creating a pl-pl-pl-pl-pl sound... either than or a wet fart) screamed vocals (not screamed like the self-validating sound kids make when you shove their faces on a recently used hot plate) ridiculous make-up not seen since the likes of Kiss

Metal fans are completely arrogant. When asked why they like it they usually get completely defensive, as if they know it sucks and that you're onto their bullshit.

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Updated: 2/18/08.

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