Stupid dick tits

Only because I got screwed out of registering for the classes I wanted, there's this dumb bitch in my logic class, with hairier arms than me, and a face similar to that of the neanderthal.

She just doesn't get it. Ever. Every ten seconds, she raises her stupid-ass hand to ask an obvious question, to which the professor has to stop teaching the rest of the class for 20 minutes so that she can explain it to her, and after she does, she still doesn't get it. Nobody else does it, nor does anyone else even piss me off for that matter, just her. This bitch (who I will from now on refer to as Neanderthal-bitch-fag-fuck-face) is an immigrant from Fucktardistan, if you can't tell by her accent, you can probably put it together when you see her demeaneor in class.

So anyway, I'm sitting in class, and the professor is going over what a conjunction is (in other words, the meaning of the word "and"), and Neanderthol-fag-shit-dick-tits asks about 50 questions about it, all of which were stupid.

About her being the only person in the class that pisses me off, I lied. There's this fat dipshit who's like 35 years old, and wears tie dye shirts to class. I can't even begin to describe how hideous this guy is, so I'll provide a visual display:

He's fat, bald, and has a hairy back (not in the manly sense, but more like you're-3-steps-below-me-on-the-evolution-chart hairy).

He also occasionally pinches out a question that's stupid, but not nearly as bad as neandernigger-nugget. He happens to be in two of my classes this quarter, and just has the general impotent former jock demeanor. Half the time he tries to talk, he stumbles in his words so much that it takes him probably 30 minutes to utter something close to a sentence, which usually ends up lowering, within the radius of his voice, everyone's IQ by an average of sin(3+4i).

Speaking of lower forms of life, on the way back from class, someone sprinted out of the library and almost ran into me, then she dropped her cell-phone and broke it. Dumb bitch. I win.

What I'm getting at is that half the people who go here aren't qualified. When you have affirmative action students, you get people like Neanderbitch, who virtually gets in automatically because she's a woman and from another country. The fact that the professor has to stop every time she doesn't understand something deters my education. The thing is, she stays after to get help from the professor too, which means she's probably going to kiss ass so she passes the class.

There are only two types of people who should be allowed to go to college. Asians, who generally give up their souls in order to pursue academia, and white men. Everybody else is stupid. Don't believe me? Or are you too stupid to understand? In any case, I'm assuming the latter, unless you fit the criteria mentioned above.

I'm done, time to take a radioactive shit.

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