Commercials should be banned.

Alright, there's something that has really been bothering me lately. The hotcakes commercial. For those of you lucky enough to have never seen it, this dipshit walks into a diner and Ms. Bitch takes his order. There is a dialogue that goes like this:



At which point, we go to the worst line in the history of television, literature, conversation, or anything else in which one person talks to another...

The bug-eyes are no exaggeration. These people are hideous, and they make stupid faces when they talk. Throw in the most painful dialogue possible, and you have this. Who hired these people? What were they thinking? Are they trying to completely lose their business, along with their dignity? Anyone who has seen this knows what I'm talking about. It's that bad.

What makes it worse is that it is on constantly. I'm sure any station that wants ratings would know not to show this, but this commercial is a service by the cable company. I have a question for Time Warner Cable, why do you advertise services to customers who, as customers, ALREADY HAVE YOUR FUCKING SERVICES?You can't go ONE DAMN COMMERCIAL BREAK without it being played.

Anyway, here's what I am now going to boycott:

I know this page sucked, but I'm just so pissed off. I wasn't going to post this, but I changed my mind. Who cares?

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