Pie-eyed Paul Hyde -- Paul plays this one loud and makes the audience sing the chorus! When I got my picture with Paul the person taking the picture said, "say something", so I began saying "schtick sticks to .." which is probably why I have such a goofy look on my face. -- Old showbiz farts make jokes about Frankie And Sammy and Deano in Tahoe and Reno Make jokes about rabbis and dumb chicks and cool guys And the audience laughs, cause they're all pie-eyed Old showbiz farts know that black guys got rhythm Make jokes about hippies and gold digger's titties Make jokes about their mothers, their old Jewish mothers And the audience laughs, cause they're all pie-eyed And schtick sticks to some suckers like lipstick on old suckers Yeah! Old showbiz farts well they're friends of the presidents And they'd die for the flag and for all that it represents And every war's a good war And the audience laughs, cause they're all pie-eyed Old showbiz farts well they're friends of the gansters And in jokes they refer to them as sly little pranksters But they're drug-dealers and hit-men and murdering scum And the audience laughs, cause they're all pie-eyed And schtick sticks to some suckers like lipstick on old suckers Yeah!