Butt Shark Anthem
By - Sapphira

To the Kingdom I am new
Gonna have to make a name
Gotta list of what to do
It’s a good thing I’ve got no shame
I don’t have an AoA
I don’t have a nifty hat
When all the others go to feast
Up your butt is where I’m at

I’m gonna suck up today
I got no time to play
I am a butt shark (It’s okay you can)
Pry my lips from your ass
Yes, my job may seem crass
But I am a butt shark
Do whatever for fame
Stir the pot, fan the flame

I’ve got some dreams to fill
That I can’t get filled at home
I’ll climb the ladder here
Get my wish and then go home
Everytime you turn around
Close to you is where I’m found
I’m so close you could call me
Another name, I’m BVD

I’m gonna suck up today
I’m way up your bum
This is my kind of fun (I'm telling you that)
I’m gonna get a new hat
‘cause that’s where it’s at
I am a butt shark

Now I got what I want
Yes, you can too
If you want an award
better do what I do

Once I’m there you’re on your own
You’re not the King of me
My help was just a loan
Paid in full with the new bling bling
Now a space when you turn round
No one’s there when you look down
Where I was there is a space
Many others with my tastes
Someone’s gonna take my place

They’re gonna suck up today
This is their type of play
But I got there first (They can’t take it from me)
I got the big “L” you see
Next on the OP
I gotta be Queen

I’m gonna get what I want
Or I’ll scream and stomp
I want the “HL” (or there will be hell)
I gotta suck up today
I tell you this is the way
To be a butt shark

I won’t stop ‘til I’m done
Gotta get the next one
Welcome to the SCA