Gone Shopping, Be Back by Dinner by scheherezhad

Rating: PG-13

Pairing: Remus/Tonks

Disclaimer: Don't own, not making any money, please don't sue.

Summary: Remus and Tonks in a Muggle shop.

Author's notes: 150 words. Also, blargh.

Feedback: Please. scheherezhad@yhaoo.com

Tonks stared at a display rack, scratching her head in confusion. "Remus, are you sure this isn't...you know, a sex shop?"

"Yes, I'm sure. Why?"

"Well, it's just that some of these Muggle things look so...dirty." She picked up a silver item. "Like this. Whatever does one use this for, if not flogging a goblin?"

"No, Tonks, that's a whisk. You use it to beat eggs."

"Eggs, goblins, whatever. You're still beating something with it."

Remus shook his head and said to himself, "I love her, I won't ask..." He led her to a different department, still not having found what he'd come for.

"And this," she said from the next aisle, holding a box up so he could see it over the shelf. She gave Remus a strange look when he nearly choked. "What? I just don't understand why in the world would my wand need a sensual massage."