Disclaimer: You know the drill. This stuff belongs to the mighty Tolkien and all that.
Author's note: This was random weirdness that came about one night while we were tired and watching special features from the extended edition of FotR. Meant to be humorous.
On the twelfth day of Tolkien, my Samwise gave to me...
12 orcs a'snarlin'
11 Wargs on Gimli
10 elves a'nancing
9 guys a'questing
8 ents a'mooting
7 hot shield maidens
6 Horse Lords riding
5 The One Rings
4 minin' dwarves
3 naked hobbits
2 Uruk-hai
and a Pippin in a Treebeard