Cup #5: Kouga (Inuyasha) x Chang Wu Fei (Gundam Wing)

Author: scheherezhad

Rating: G

Disclaimer: Don't own, not making any money, please don't sue.

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It was a staredown. Demon versus human. Arrogance versus honorable pride. Ponytail versus ponytail. Staring.

"You remind me of Kagome," the demon, Kouga, finally said.

"Who is Kagome?" the human, Wu Fei, asked as if he cared.

"She's my woman."

"Wh-what? You...you...I am not a woman!" Wu Fei cried.

Kouga shrugged. "Didn't say you were. You just remind me of mine."

Wu Fei continued to splutter in outrage at the injustice of it all.

"So...you wanna mate?"

Wu Fei's nosebleed was so bad that he went woozy and didn't really mind when Kouga had his wolfish way with him.