yet another online test...



are you cuddly like:

a teddy bear?
a wild beast?
a stiff branch?

do you enjoy drinking in excess?

yes.
no.
in moderation.

do gentlemen really prefer blondes?

yes.
no.
blond or brunette, it doesn't matter.

imagine you're in a super rad band and you're on tour. on the long journeys on the tour bus between shows your favourite pass time would be:

sleeping.
reading.
picking up chicks.

your dog is sick. do you:

take him/her to the vet?
cuddle him/her?
cry, wail, and run around the house freaking out hoping that he'll/she'll be okay?

select one of the following:

banana.
melon.
peach.

if you were walking down the street and you were approached by one scottish girl and one english girl, and they said, "wow, you're in silverchair..." would you say:

hey, how would you like coming back to my hotel room. i have booze.
hi, i'm cuddly yet shy...
wow, i know you two. totally love the tay fic. that boy is gorgeous!
i don't know. i'm blonde.

do you prefer to:

grind.
thrust.
bang.

imagine the scene. you are at a party, the beer is flowing and the music is blaring. people are scattered all over the house, all involved in different activities. are you:

the center of attention, dancing away and gettin' it on wit da laydeez?
hiding under a table talking to your new invisible penguin friend (too much lsd is bad kids)?
conversing quietly with someone beside the keg about nice things, such as current affairs and shopping.
i don't know. long questions hurt.

your beverage of choice is:

water.
beer.
anything, i'm not fussy.

in relationships, do you tend to be:

dominant. i like to be in control.
submissive. i'm a SLAAAAVE for you.
neutral. it depends on my mood, and the situation.

and finally, which term for sex do you prefer?

fucking.
making love.
intercourse.





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