are you cuddly like:
a teddy bear?
a wild beast?
a stiff branch?
do you enjoy drinking in excess?
yes.
no.
in moderation.
do gentlemen really prefer blondes?
yes.
no.
blond or brunette, it doesn't matter.
imagine you're in a super rad band and you're on tour. on the long journeys on the tour bus between shows your favourite pass time would be:
sleeping.
reading.
picking up chicks.
your dog is sick. do you:
take him/her to the vet?
cuddle him/her?
cry, wail, and run around the house freaking out hoping that he'll/she'll be okay?
select one of the following:
banana.
melon.
peach.
if you were walking down the street and you were approached by one scottish girl and one english girl, and they said, "wow, you're in silverchair..." would you say:
hey, how would you like coming back to my hotel room. i have booze.
hi, i'm cuddly yet shy...
wow, i know you two. totally love the tay fic. that boy is gorgeous!
i don't know. i'm blonde.
do you prefer to:
grind.
thrust.
bang.
imagine the scene. you are at a party, the beer is flowing and the music is blaring. people are scattered all over the house, all involved in different activities. are you:
the center of attention, dancing away and gettin' it on wit da laydeez?
hiding under a table talking to your new invisible penguin friend (too much lsd is bad kids)?
conversing quietly with someone beside the keg about nice things, such as current affairs and shopping.
i don't know. long questions hurt.
your beverage of choice is:
water.
beer.
anything, i'm not fussy.
in relationships, do you tend to be:
dominant. i like to be in control.
submissive. i'm a SLAAAAVE for you.
neutral. it depends on my mood, and the situation.
and finally, which term for sex do you prefer?
fucking.
making love.
intercourse.