The top ten reasons why Embry-Riddle sucks

Number 10:  THE DELICIOUS FOOD SELECTION

Number 9:  DAYTONA BEACH -- THE COOLEST PLACE ON EARTH

Number 8:  GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE WORD BOREDOM

Number 7:  THE CHICKS THAT DO GO HERE ARE SKANKIER THAN YOUR DOG'S ASS.

Number 6:  DO YOU KNOW A FOREIGN LANGUAGE?  YOU WILL NEED TO IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND THE TEACHERS

Number 5:  FINANCIAL AID IS THE ANTI-CHRIST IN DISGUISE.

Number 4:  WHAT OTHER SCHOOL WOULD NAME THE AUDITORIUM AFTER "CAPTAIN WILLIE"?

Number 3:  RIDDLE RUNAROUND = WALKING A MILE BETWEEN REGISTRATION, YOUR ADVISOR AND ACCOUNTING 500000000 TIMES.

Number 2:  FLYING?  WHAT'S THAT?

Number 1:  WOMEN?  WHAT WOMEN?  HOPE YOU'RE GAY.

Below is a picture that sums up our true feelings about Embry-Riddle: