Top ten reasons why hippies suck!

1.  The nest.  Nuff said.

2.  They just dont stop poking smot.

3.  Jerry Garcia.

4. This little fucking bear!

5. Why cut your hair?  It'll just grow back.

6. Phish

7. The Grateful Dead

8. Incense and Candles to mask the scent.

9. Classes are optional.

10.  Clothes that were out of date 30 years ago.