The 7-year itch
Mulder point of view
 
 
I am cursed with the 7-year itch.
7 years I have loved her
Wanted her 
Lusted after her
But I am too chicken to do anything about it.
 
Each and every night of those 7 years 
I dreamt of her 
In my bed 
Making love to me 
Making me moan with pleasure
 
She amazes me 
The way she takes control of an ugly situation
The way she saves my ass when I am in danger.
 
One hell of a woman, I say
 
I am definitely cursed with the seven-year itch. 
 
Every time she walks into a room 
Everyone disappears
It’s hard sometimes to concentrate on the investigation 
When all I want to do is investigate her.
 
Man, I got it BAD 
 
I hate it 
When another man makes her smile 
Jealousy cringes me to the bone 
 
Why the hell does she drive me so crazy?
It’s the 7-year itch, that’s why. 
 
The 7-year itch is an itch 
The itch of love 
Of lust 
Of wanting 
It never goes away
Unless, you do something about it, that is 
 
But how can I?
One look in her eyes 
At those luscious lips of hers 
Makes me go weak in the knees 
She’s so beautiful
And she doesn't even know it   
 
She takes my breath away
Every time she spats out a medical term 
That I don't understand 
The way she does her autopsies 
And then eats a salad afterward 
 
The woman amazes me  
 
She is my 7-year itch 

 

Author Notes

 

In case you are clueless of what exactly the 7-year itch is, it is first and foremost a move, staring Marilyn Monroe. In the movie she does the famous act of standing over a wind thing where her white dress blows up.  The 7 year itch itself, (I believe) is a frustration of not err… um… doing the horizontal tango for a long while and is itching to do so

 

Date updated: January 9,2003                                                                                    Date Written:  Not known