Chapter 4
"Were are man swift as the coursing river, with all the force of the great typhoon, we are man with all the strength of the raging fire mysterious as the dark side of the moon."
"Oh sorry." said the author "Back to the story."
The guys came out and paired up with their lovers Darien met up with the one and only Austin Powers, Greg met up with Michale Jackson, Ken went to meet Leonardo Dicaprio, Melvin went to Denis Rodman and Chad was left with the devil himself Marylin Manson.
"So ladies what do you think of your beloved's now. said the announcer.
"Greg I would of.. of never known" said Ami almost about to cry.
"After all these years of being their for each other this is how you repay me!" said Lita really pissed off at Ken.
"Well no wonder your music sucks Chad!" yelled Rei. "You take after the devils music over their."
"Well I could really care less if Melvin's BI or not" said Mina "I never liked him in the first place. He was too creepy for me."
"Oh Mama," chanted Melvin when he saw Mina.
"Wait, what do you mean he's BI?" said Serena.
"Yo, Serena" Rei whispered, "Bi means he does IT with both guys and girls."
"WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!" Serena screamed at the top of her lungs. "How could you after all we meant to each other." said Serena.
"I never liked you Serena." said Darien. "I've hated you since the first time
I saw you."
"Come Here baby," Melvin said chasing Mina around the place.
"Get away from me you howdy dowdy looking creep." screamed Mina running away from him.
"KILL THE B*ST*RDS!" screamed Lita.
She ran towards Ken kicking and punching hitting really hard in what most people
would call um the family jewels.
"HOLY SH*T." screamed Ken on his knees.
"Well that's what you get for never telling me you were BI." said Lita. Turning
to Leo. "Are you sure you still want him now that I've permentally crippled
him for life."
Leo stood there shocked watching Lita kick the crap out his lover Ken.
"But Mina I love you" said Melvin. "Come back to me baby" Melvin chased after her Mina ran passed Rei.
Rei meanwhile took the guitar that Chad had in his hand and bashed Marylin Manson in the head knocking him to the ground.
"Hey you B*t*h why the F*** did you do that!!" screamed Chad. "That was my best guitar!" Chad ran to comfort his lover Marylin Manson.
Chad took the chair that he was sitting on and threw it at Rei's head she moved
out of the way and it was that time that mina had ran by and it hit Mina right in the head knocking her out.
"You know your nothing but a fat, stuck up, on PMS, son of a damn b*t*h!" yelled Chad.
Rei now extremely pissed yelled "Mars Power!"
She changed into her scout outfit.
"Mars Fire Inginite" she screamed aiming her fire directly at Chad. It went flying towards him and burnt him to a crisp.
"That will teach him not call me a b*t*h." said Rei.
"How could you do this to me, I..I thought you loved Me!" wailed Serena to Darien.
"Will You shut up and leave me alone I'm busy." yelled Darien.
"Yeah, Baby Yeah!." yelled Austin Powers.
"GO TO H*LL!!!" yelled Ami.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and turned to Ami shocked.
"Hey cool Ami swore" said Lita.
"I..I hate you Greg" cried Ami as she ran off stage.
They all went back to what they were doing. Meanwhile Ami ran off stage feeling very bad for what she had done.Joined the nearest convent to begin her repentance and never to return; not like anyone cared.
"Oh forget her man I'm a lot better! OW! " Michale Jackson said "Moon walking" by.
"Yo, Forget that blonde chick she'll never respect you. Here take a swig of this" said Denis Rodman.
He gave Melvin a swig of vodka and Melvin did this really weird ass thing that made him Insane. He started to scream. "I'm a gay lesbian that likes to drink and get high and screw mindless sluts for 2 bucks a minute." He stumbled around trying to contimplate the meaning of string.
"O.k. I'm sick of standing here watching you beat the hell out of my lover Ken" said Leo." Why don't you stop it already because it's getting on my nerves" said Leo towards Lita.
Lita not hearing Leo just kept pummeling Ken.
"You stupid son of a jackass I'm going to kill you!" Lita screamed in Kens face.
"I..I..I.. Love you Lita." said Ken in between the punches.
"I don't care if you Love Me." said Lita.
The author sick of typing and this chapter being as long as it could be now decided to stop typing Chapter 4 and go into chapter 5 where the chaos continues.
******Note to the reader....
This fanfic has been created to make a point about our society. We are sorry if any content in this fanfic has offended you, but it is used to make a point. The show in this fanfic gives a good example as to what kind of crud is put onto our televisions each day. The crud I refer to mainly is aimed at the countless, mindless talk shows we watch everyday. The show that this fanfic features is representative of a real life t.v. show. I need not tell you what show it is because you can deduct this by the amount of swearing and chair throwing taking place. Know of any notorious shows with that much senseless chair throwing and swearing. Anyway, just like this fanfic, shows like it on television serve no other purpose than to get good ratings by having people tune in to hear stuff like this to get cheap laughs off of smutty material. Think about it, you did laugh at least at one point of this story? I say, you hear enough swearing and smutty material from your friends in school, why add any more by watching mindless talk shows on television. Please think about it.
Signing off,
Timaris Chan :)
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