Chapter 6
"Now Ladies, Ladies, isn't thier any way you can result your differentes" said the announcer.
"No, and Who the hell are you" said Lita.
"I'm the host of this show." said the announceras he walked over too Lita.
"Who are you" said Ami.
"I'm Jerry Springer" he said."I run this show."
"I've heard of this show" said Lita."This show is for people who have nothing else to
do with thier pathetic little lives on some ideal Sunday at 2:00 am in the morning."
"Yep and you did exceptonaly well" said Jerry as he smacked Lita's ass.
"Uh oh"said Ami."He smacked her ass that's ain't good"
"You unimaginal bastard you NEVER and I repeat NEVER TOUCH MY ASS AGAIN!" Lita screamed.
"What you mean like this" said Jerry as he smacked her ass again.
" I said Stop it! Damn it" Lita yelled.
"Hey Rei you want to piss Lita off" said Ami.
"Yeah" said Rei.
Ami and Rei went up to Lita and they both smacked her ass.
"Hey guys, I said STOP!" Lita said about to kill something.
"Hey guys that looks like fun" said Darien.
All the guys got down off the table and all went over and started to smack Lita's ass.
"AHHHHHHHHH" Lita screamed in this high pitched pyscho ass tone of voice.
"On behalf of the planet Jupiter I call on the power of thunder and lighting to banquish
evil, Jupiter Thunder Crash!" Lita screamed aiming the lighting at Ami and Rei.
They screamed. Lita started shooting lighting all around the room at everyone.
"Yo let's get out of here" Rei said as her and Ami ran out of the room.
"Where do you think your going." Lita yelled as she jumped in front of them.
"UUU..HHH nowhere" said Ami as she and Rei started to back away.
Lita took the lighting and blasted the doors and windows shut.
"Hey were locked in." yelled Darien who had finally put his clothes back on.
"HUH what's going on." said Serena as she finally came out of the drunk trance she was in.
"Hey where am I" said Mina waking up.
Lita stood there watching everyone try to get out in a mass of caos.
"Such a lovely day for a blood bath." said Lita.
"Not yet it isn't" said Jerry as he came up behind Lita with a chair about to hit her in the head.
Lita had saw Jerry coming out of the corner of his eye and countered it and kicked him in the back of his head.
knocking him to ground.
"That's what you get for smacking my ass." said Lita as she picked Jerry up waking him up.
"Hey bitch what are you doing." he said.
"You'll see." said Lita "I call on behalf of the planet to help me banish this asshole Jupiter Thunder Dragon."
Lita burn Jerry to a crisp.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Everyone heard again.
"Now who the jerkoff that's laughing." said Darien.
"Yeah god could that be anymore annoying." said Rei.
"Hey guys look up thier." said Ami.
They all looked to the rafters and saw Tinky Winky the purple teletubbie with his red purse and the lovely pink tutu on.
"Uh oh." said Tinky Winky.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH" Serena screamed late for school again.
Serena ran downstairs grabbed a piece of toast, put her shoes on and ran out the door.
"Slow down you forgot your lunch" said Luna.
"I can't I'm way late." yelled Serena.
Serena got to school late again.
"Serena your late again, you have to stay for another detention." said Ms Haruka.
"OOOHHHH" whined Serena.
After school Serena was running to get to Rei's temple on time when she passed Darien's
apartment and heard a lot of laughter coming from his room. She hopped on the elevator and
went up to his room. All the other scouts were gather around his Television.
"Hey guys what's so funny." said Serena.
"This" said Darien.
Serena looked at what they were watching.
"Uh oh" said the person on t.v.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Serena screamed and ran out the door, she tripped and fell down the stairs.
"OOOOWWWWWW that hurt." whined Serena.
The rest of the scouts laughed.
The End.