~Love~
Before  and  After

                  BEFORE - You take my breath away.
                  AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating.

                  BEFORE - Saturday Night Fever
                  AFTER - Monday Night Football

                  BEFORE - Don't stop.
                  AFTER - Don't start.

                  BEFORE - Is that all you're having?
                  AFTER - Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey.

                  BEFORE - $60/doz.
                  AFTER - $1.50/stem

                  BEFORE - We agree on everything.
                  AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

                  BEFORE - Victoria's Secret
                  AFTER - Fruit-of-the-Loom

                  BEFORE - Charming and Noble
                  AFTER - Chernobyl

                  BEFORE - Idol
                  AFTER - Idle

                  BEFORE - I love a woman with curves.
                  AFTER - I never said you were fat.

                  BEFORE - He's completely lost without me.
                  AFTER - Why won't he ever ask for directions?

                  BEFORE - Time stood still.
                  AFTER - This relationship is going nowhere.

                  BEFORE - Croissant and cappuccino
                  AFTER - Bagel and instant

                  BEFORE - You look so seductive in black.
                  AFTER - Your clothes are so depressing.

                  BEFORE - Oysters
                  AFTER - Fishsticks

                  BEFORE - I can hardly believe we found each other.
                  AFTER - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you.

                  BEFORE - Passion
                  AFTER - Ration

                  BEFORE - Once upon a time
                  AFTER - The end