Energy Crisis

Higher gasoline prices are caused by the shortage of oil. The less 
oil we have, the higher the price at the pump. There are a lot of 
folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.  

Well, here's the answer: It's simple... nobody bothered to check 
the oil. We didn't know we were getting low!  The reason for that 
is obviously geographical. All the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma, and 
all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.!!!
 


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