You Know You Need A New Car When...

- You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind
you.

- You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get
the duct tape replaced.

- You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get
accused of stealing.

- The Blue Book lists your car under "Health Risk."

- The only thing holding your bumper on is the "Dukakis/Bentsen '88"
sticker.

- You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a
hundred dollars and a new stereo.

- Evel Kneivel refuses a free lift.

- The valet puts on a crash helmet and full-body armor before
parking your car.

- The guys at the repair shop refer you to Dr. Kevorkian.

           -Your mechanic tells you to keep the oil, and change the car....
 

~sounds just like my car !!~