
Magic
Spells and Potions

Welcome
My Pretty Ones
Whatever
you desire ~ You will get
But please
excuse me
I think
I am one frog short...
they
just don't mate like they used to.
Do
you have asthma ?
Roll
up several spider webs into a little ball, and swallow
Do
you have a bad back ?
Have
a child, who was born feet first walk along your spine
Do
you suffer from migraines ?
Pile
sauerkraut on top of your head and wrap it up in a towel
Do
you have warts ?
On the
night of a full moon, take a silver coin and rub it over your
wart,
then bury the coin in the garden. As the moon gets smaller
so will
your wart.
If it
doesn't work the first time keep trying, if you don't have a
garden
you can use mine...
Do
you suffer from bronchitis ?
Eat garlic
and wear it around your neck
Also
keeps those dreaded vampires away
Do
you really want to get rid of your acne ?
Rub the
entire infected area with raw steak and when the sun
is at
it's highest point, toss the meat into the garden.
Your
acne disappears as the meat rots.
You will
also gain many new canine friends
Are
you going bald ?
Dissolve
a dozen aspirins in vodka and rub it into your
scalp
to promote new hair growth.
Or try
rubbing the problem areas with raw onion,
it may
cure your baldness but not your social life
Cut
you finger ?
No problem,
seal it with earwax, and
you thought
it wasn't good for anything
Do
You have a Bad Cough ?
Tie a
bundle of dead spiders around your neck.
A daily
dose of sugar and black pepper also works,
if you
want sweet sneezes
Do
you limp around with corns and callouses ?
Rub it
with uncooked kernels of corn and feed the grain to
the oldest
hen in the neighborhood.
Do
you have a bad headache ?
Make
a fist and punch the arch of your foot
( now
i also got a headache in my foot ) lol
Got
a Sore Throat ?
Warm
up a dirty wool sock in the microwave and wrap it
around
your neck
Got
a bad Cold ?
Stir
some cobwebs into railroad grease and
use as
a chest paste
And Did you know
..that
sitting long hours cross-legged at the computer
often
causes feet to fall asleep.
~That
excruciating sensation where it feels like a million needles ?
According
to Filipino tradition, this is caused by coming in contact
with
the urine of ghosts or evil spirits.
To quickly
get rid of this~
wet your
index finger with saliva and mark an X
on the
top of your foot.
Uh Oh I think I got someone mad
at me
But who cares,
Everyone knows witches are better
at magic potions.
Have
a Healthy Happy
Halloween
!
{
for some reason this witch looks like
my
boyfriend }
hahahahaha