Magic Spells and Potions


 
 
 

Welcome My Pretty Ones
Whatever you desire ~ You will get
But please excuse me
I think I am one frog short...
they just don't mate like they used to.


 

Do you have asthma ?
Roll up several spider webs into a little ball, and swallow

Do you have a bad back ?
Have a child, who was born feet first walk along your spine

Do you suffer from migraines ?
Pile sauerkraut on top of your head and wrap it up in a towel

Do you have warts ?
On the night of a full moon, take a silver coin and rub it over your
wart, then bury the coin in the garden. As the moon gets smaller
so will your wart.
If it doesn't work the first time keep trying, if you don't have a
garden you can use mine...

Do you suffer from bronchitis ?
Eat garlic and wear it around your neck
Also keeps those dreaded vampires away

 
 
 

Do you really want to get rid of your acne ?
Rub the entire infected area with raw steak and when the sun
is at it's highest point, toss the meat into the garden.
Your acne disappears as the meat rots.
You will also gain many new canine friends

Are you going bald ?
Dissolve a dozen aspirins in vodka and rub it into your
scalp to promote new hair growth.
Or try rubbing the problem areas with raw onion,
it may cure your baldness but not your social life

Cut you finger ?
No problem, seal it with earwax, and
you thought it wasn't good for anything

Do You have a Bad Cough ?
Tie a bundle of dead spiders around your neck.
A daily dose of sugar and black pepper also works,
if you want sweet sneezes
 

Do you limp around with corns and callouses ?
Rub it with uncooked kernels of corn and feed the grain to
the oldest hen in the neighborhood.

Do you have a bad headache ?
Make a fist and punch the arch  of your foot
( now i also got a  headache in my foot ) lol

Got a Sore Throat ?
Warm up a dirty wool sock in the microwave and wrap it
around your neck

Got a bad Cold ?
Stir some cobwebs into railroad grease and
use as a chest paste

And Did you know

..that sitting long hours cross-legged at the computer
often causes feet to fall asleep.
~That excruciating  sensation where it feels like a million needles ?
According to Filipino tradition, this is caused by coming in contact
with the urine of ghosts or evil spirits.
To quickly get rid of this~
wet your index finger with saliva and mark an X
on the top of your foot.

Uh Oh I think I got someone mad at me
But who cares,
Everyone knows witches are better at magic potions.
 

Have a Healthy Happy
Halloween !

{ for some reason this witch looks like
my boyfriend }
hahahahaha



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