YOU MIGHT BE A SCHOOL
                                  TEACHER IF...


 


                  1. When out in public you feel the urge to snap

                  your fingers at children you do not know and
                  correct their behavior

                  2. You have no life between August to June

                  3. When you mention "Vegetables" you're not

                  talking about a food group

                  4. You encourage an obnoxious parent to check

          into charter schools or home schooling

                  5. You can tell if it's a full moon without
                       ever looking outside

                  6. You can't have children because there's no                  name you could give a child that wouldn't
bring on high blood pressure the moment
you heard it uttered

                  7. You think caffeine should be available in
                        intravenous form

   

                  8. Marking all A's on report cards would make

                  your life SO much simpler

                 9. Your personal life comes to a screeching halt

                  at report card time

                  10. Meeting a child's parent instantly answers

                  the question "Why is this kid like this?"
 

Animations By Kitty Roach
 

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