YOU MIGHT BE A SCHOOL TEACHER IF... 1. When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior 2. You have no life between August to June 3. When you mention "Vegetables" you're not talking about a food group 4. You encourage an obnoxious parent to check into charter schools or home schooling 5. You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside 6. You can't have children because there's no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it uttered 7. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form 8. Marking all A's on report cards would make your life SO much simpler 9. Your personal life comes to a screeching halt at report card time 10. Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question "Why is this kid like this?" Animations By Kitty Roach Return to HaHa List Next
1. When out in public you feel the urge to snap
2. You have no life between August to June
3. When you mention "Vegetables" you're not
4. You encourage an obnoxious parent to check
5. You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside
6. You can't have children because there's no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it uttered
7. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form
8. Marking all A's on report cards would make
9. Your personal life comes to a screeching halt
10. Meeting a child's parent instantly answers
Animations By Kitty Roach
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