Trick Or Treat

No Way
Not this year
I am not going door to door
I did that last year..
All I got was a bag full of
restraining orders
And people laughed at me and
kicked me off their porches...
Just cause I had asked for high-
fiber candy...
Then they had the nerve to say
I was Too Old...
Must be my walker gave it away.

 

Hope your bag is full of goodies
Have a good day !


 
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